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In before the gun confiscation NUTS.....

It's funny how gun nuts try to play like the people who don't need guns are the weak ones.
We are not "trying" or "playing". YOU are the one who would let harm come to your loved ones because you are a world class chicken ****! You call it what you want....weak is too kind to me. You are not worthy of using the term "man" when describing yourself...you have to use "male". Just MY opinion.
 
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Hence why the snowflake losers want our guns taken away from us. However WE are better shots, and actually KNOW HOW to use our firearms!
Bad news for the snowflakes… I think the gun nuts could take are of business with or without the firearms. The firearms would actually limit the carnage. I got dogs that the snowflakes would probably want to take away from me. In other words, most prepared people have more than one way to skin a cat
 
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You're such a big strong man when you have your gun, aren't you?

What color is your manly pickup? Black, I bet, 'cause that'll really show what a man you are.

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Silver.

Hope this helps.
 
No. Don't start going off on tangents. I never said that did I? If you want to have a meaningful conversation about this then let's not start assuming and putting words in my mouth. I responded in a factual, truthful way to your post by introducing evidence that was clearly printed in the article that you referenced.

It seems you cannot handle that like a mature individual and resort to pathetic, immature responses.
Dude, he's so terrified of firearms he'll resort to nearly any argument.

The bottom line is your toxic masculinity - which is the real threat to Theo - stems only from your desire to maintain the right to bear arms.

And you probably drive a truck and have a small penis.
 
Dude, he's so terrified of firearms he'll resort to nearly any argument.

The bottom line is your toxic masculinity - which is the real threat to Theo - stems only from your desire to maintain the right to bear arms.

And you probably drive a truck and have a small penis.
I think if you have a small penis you need a gun. Can't beat someone to death with a vienna sausage after all.
 
In light of my exalted new status of cowardly truck driving mentally ill gun nut with small penis, I thought id buy the Master Race a new back plate. Couldn't fit all that so I got one that expressed similar sentiments with somewhat more brevity. Apologies, Theo.
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
 
posted that so I could post this :

I had to think this through because it posed an interesting question: what is the provably WORST gun for home defense? A .22 single shot rifle is at least small and quick to point. A Barrett M82 is at least going to instantly stop whatever it hits. Even a good old fashioned musket is going to do good damage and won't hurt your ears. No, I wanted to know what the undisputable worst home defense gun in the world is; and I have found it.

This is the .950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. It is a non-NFA item only because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales.

I would like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively.

Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a loud “thud” as you take each 6″ step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it.

You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall.

With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream. You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire.

You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again.

It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear. The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care. Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator. You're crying now. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying harder.
 
Let's see............let's train 18 year olds to be psychopathic killers.....and when they get out of the service, we'll take their guns away. Sounds like a plan George. What say you Alexander, Ben?
 
posted that so I could post this :

I had to think this through because it posed an interesting question: what is the provably WORST gun for home defense? A .22 single shot rifle is at least small and quick to point. A Barrett M82 is at least going to instantly stop whatever it hits. Even a good old fashioned musket is going to do good damage and won't hurt your ears. No, I wanted to know what the undisputable worst home defense gun in the world is; and I have found it.

This is the .950 JDJ Fat Mac. It is a 100 pound, 5 foot long rifle that shoots a one pound solid brass bullet at 2200 FPS. It is a non-NFA item only because the ATF gave it a sporting exemption as a joke as if anybody is going to hunt with this. This round would be overkill for hunting blue whales.

I would like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively.

Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a loud “thud” as you take each 6″ step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it.

You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall.

With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream. You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire.

You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again.

It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear. The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care. Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator. You're crying now. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying harder.
That damn snippet might have been written by Hunter S Thompson. 😂 Did you ever read the article he wrote for the Rolling Stone Magazine? He was covering the trial for the Pulitzer Trial in Palm Beach. "And a dog took my place" 😂😂😂
 
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That damn snippet might have been written by Hunter S Thompson. 😂 Did you ever read the article he wrote for the Rolling Stone Magazine? He was covering the trial for the Pulitzer Trial in Palm Beach. "And a dog took my place" 😂😂😂
Yup. You know they made a sequel to Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?
 
Let's see............let's train 18 year olds to be psychopathic killers.....and when they get out of the service, we'll take their guns away. Sounds like a plan George. What say you Alexander, Ben?
I don't know about all that, I was basically a custodian, day laborer, and a lawn care maintenance worker til I picked up Cpl. :)
 
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