Joe Alleva Hates Puppies

[Countygator]

Joe Alleva only calls his mom on mother's day..

 

[Countygator]

Joe Alleva's favorite movie is Steel Magnolias.

 

[Countygator]

Joe Alleva didn't cry when Ole Yeller died...

 

[GatorGray]

During the rain delay in Game 7 of the World Series, he thought that Cleveland was scared to play and they should move the game to Chicago.

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva turned Game 7 off during the rain delay so he could get his "beauty rest."

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva has not yet grown tired of the bash on Joe Allleva thread.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva turned Game 7 off during the rain delay so he could get his "beauty rest."

Hey, you are hitting very close to home here.

 

[Countygator]

During the rain delay in Game 7 of the World Series, he thought that Cleveland was scared to play and they should move the game to Chicago.

We might have a winner right here!

 

[Dannygator1989]

During the rain delay in Game 7 of the World Series, he thought that Cleveland was scared to play and they should move the game to Chicago.

Not going to lie...while watching the game last night, this thread crossed my mind.

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva did not vote in the presidential election.

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva's favorite cheese is Gouda.

 

[sadgator]

The ring tone on Joe Alleva's phone is C'mon Ride the Train by Quad City DJ's. Every time his phone rings he pulls his arm down in the choo choo motion and slightly wiggles his hips.

 

[sadgator]

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva trolls rivals' message boards thinking he is funny.

 

[MJWilliamson]

Joe Alleva did not vote in the presidential election.

Joe Alleva voted for Joe Alleva in the Presidential election. But stated he would only serve if the White House was moved to Baton Rouge

 

[Dannygator1989]

Joe Alleva voted for Joe Alleva in the Presidential election. But stated he would only serve if the White House was moved to Baton Rouge

Joe Alleva voted for all the candidates, just so he could get his way.

 

[MJWilliamson]

Jo Alleva is out protesting the results of the election, even though he voted for Trump.

 

[MJWilliamson]

Joe Alleva likes nickleback

 

[Dannygator1989]

Joe Alleva likes nickleback

That went without saying.

 

[DocZaius]

Joe Alleva is scared to play an away game at Tulane.

 

[sadgator]

At this exact moment in time, Joe Alleva is scheduling his victory massage and mani/pedi online.

 

[sadgator]

...his massusse's name is "Mitch."

 

[MJWilliamson]

Joe Alleva is too scared to post in third person

 

[46885]

joe alleva is too scared to shoot free throws underhand, pussy.

 

[NavigatorII]

Joe hates losing at home to play two years back to back at Spurrier Field. Karma bitches!

 

[46885]

Joe alleva can suck my nuts


Joe alleva is scared of playing Florida AT HOME BITCH

 

[GatorGray]

Was glad Mac called them out in the post game interview.

 

[GordonGecko]

Joe Alleva will be looking for a new job very soon.

 

[oozie7]

Joe Alleva refuses to have pies and turkey at thanksgiving.

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva will be looking for a new job very soon.

Post of the year.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva refuses to have pies and turkey at thanksgiving.

Joe Alleva IS the turkey at Thanksgiving.

 

[46885]

gobble gobble, little tigahs...

 

[sadgator]

Mitch got stood up tonight.

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva puts mayo on hot dogs.

 

[sadgator]

Credit to numbers for this...

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva likes to "Receive it"...

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva has a "low flow" shower...

 

[TennesseeGator]

Joe Alleva watches the Lifetime network.

 

[MJWilliamson]

When Joe Alleva was pushed out of a plane without a parachute, the guy that pushed him was heard to utter

"As God as my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly."

 

[fsu939913]

Joe Alleva does not replace the toilet paper roll when it runs out.

I dont either. Thats for someone with a way lower pay grade than me