Joe Alleva Hates Puppies
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Joe Alleva frequently engages in texts with Insta, and enjoys it...
Joe Alleva wants Curley Hallman in the LSU Ring of Fame.
Joe Alleva listens to a mashup of "ROCKSTAR" by Nickelback and "CLOCKS" by Coldplay every morning while he takes a bath.
In parts of south New Jersey, Joe Alleva is known as "the dude who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."
Although Joe Alleva commonly has erections lasting longer than four hours, he refuses to seek medical attention.
Wouldn't it be great if one of us was savvy enough to redirect Joe Alleva's Wikipedia page to this thread?!?!?
He worked with Blake Bortles in the offseason.
Joe Alleva got his name because he takes Aleve and Viagra daily.
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Duke University students affectionately referred to Joe Alleva as "His Royal Dumbster."
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While working as a maitre d in his younger years, Joe Alleva once denied a table to Abe Froman, The Sausage King of Chicago.
Joe Alleva carries on extended conversations in movie theaters.
Joe Alleva puts a sock in said speedo to impress the girls...but puts it in the back.
Joe Alleva told him to leave before he decided to get "snooty." Also, "snotty."
Joe Alleva says he wanted the truth, but then could not handle it.
Joe Alleva drew this picture...
Joe Alleva loves non nude Playboy
When once umpiring in Little League..Joe Alleva banned the only hot single mom.
How is it possible that TennG makes that post at 4:45 am, and it already has two likes by 7:00 am? You guys are either rock stars, insomniacs, new parents, or nervous nellies about UGA.
He speeds up just so you can't get in! Like, what's it to him? Is that 15 feet of space supposed to make some sort of difference in his life!?
