Joe Alleva Hates Puppies

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva eats quiche.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva thinks he is a model similar to George Costanza

 

[GordonGecko]

Damn, Sad is in rare form.

Joe Alleva lathers and rinses, but never repeats.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva parks in handicap spaces.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva cuts in line in front of old ladies at the local S&S cafeteria.
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[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva spits his gum out on hot sidewalks.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva gets dates from the personals section on Craigslist.

 

[oozie7]

Joe Alleva would never play Kyle Trask.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva pees in the pool.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva would never play Kyle Trask.

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[miksta]

Joe Alleva abruptly stops in the middle of a busy sidewalk.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva takes three pennies out of the change cup at the gas station.

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva walks around his house wearing an ascot...and nothing else.

 

[sadgator]

Despite having well-below average sized genitallia, Joe Alleva periodically buys Magnum condoms just to impress the check out clerk.

 

[sadgator]

Will Muschamp excites Joe Alleva.

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva is an expert juggler and has exceptional skills on a pogo stick.

 

[MJWilliamson]

Joe Alleva txts while driving

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva tries to shove his political opinion down everyone's throats on Facebook.

 

[MJWilliamson]

Joe Alleva plans to vote for both Hillary and Trump

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva has small hands.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva is a back-seat driver.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva asks his wife if his clothes make him look fat.

 

[GordonGecko]

Joe Alleva refuses fresh ground pepper for his Caesar Salad.

 

[GordonGecko]

Joe Alleva orders his filet medium well.

 

[GordonGecko]

Joe Alleva goes to IHOP for dinner and orders the Porterhouse.

 

[bradleygator]

Joe Alleva knows the details on who's shading who on the various Real Housewives shows and will discuss it with you.

 

[miksta]

Joe Alleva backs out of beer trades at the last minute.

 

[oozie7]

Joe Alleva hates Christmas.

 

[GordonGecko]

Joe Alleva knows the details on who's shading who on the various Real Housewives shows and will discuss it with you.

Shit, I actually know that.

 

[sadgator]

Shit, I actually know that.

Lol. Good stuff.

 

[TennesseeGator]

Joe Alleva wears a shower cap to the beach.

 

[TennesseeGator]

Joe Alleva uses the ladies restroom just to leave the seat up.

 

[TennesseeGator]

Joe Alleva uses up all the data...on the family plan.

 

[TennesseeGator]

Joe Alleva takes coins to the strip club.

 

[MJWilliamson]

Joe Alleva wear socks with his crocs

 

[MJWilliamson]

Joe Alleva has to wear an ankle bracelet.

 

[MJWilliamson]

Joe Alleva does not like mustard with his corn dogs

 

[Dannygator1989]

Joe Alleva is no Kyle Trask.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva is a poor tipper.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva is a closet nole.