Joe Alleva Hates Puppies

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva bought Adam Lane's Birmingham Bowl pants on eBay.

 

[MJWilliamson]

After he bought them, Joe Alleva cleaned the pants himself. By hand

 

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Joe Alleva cuts his corn off the Cobb.

 

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The Alleva family has never disputed that they are direct descendants of the Hitler family.

 

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Joe Alleva and the FSU Porn chick are Facebook friends.

 

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Joe Alleva is going to vote "no" on Amendment 2 in Florida...(note that Mr. Alleva is not registered to vote in Florida).

 

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Joe Alleva likes to square dance.

 

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Joe Alleva is saving money for a procedure in Thailand.

 

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While in a deep sleep, Joe Alleva sucks his thumb.

 

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While attending a New
Orleans Saints' game in the late 90's an errant Danny Wuerffel pass hit Joe Alleva in the side of his head.

 

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Joe Alleva is a huge fan of instagator's posting style...

 

[oozie7]

Joe Alleva really believes OJ didn't do it.

 

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Joe Alleva really believes OJ didn't do it.

Joe Alleva planted the glove.

 

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Joe Alleva suffers from PMS.

 

[MJWilliamson]

He was asked; "When did you stop beating your wife," Joe Alleva responded, "I can't remember."

 

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Joe Alleva jealously refers to his wife's vagina as her "man trap."

 

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Joe Alleva is Snooki's father.

 

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Joe Alleva refers to himself in the third person...wait...

 

[oozie7]

Joe Alleva eats prunes before attending parties.

 

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Joe Alleva's mother breastfed him until he was 11.

 

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Within the LSU athletic department, Joe Alleva insists that administrative reprimands be referred to as "bitch slaps."

 

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Joe Alleva will refuse to hold meetings in any place other than his office. If a meeting is scheduled outside of his office, Joe Alleva will throw what his staff refers to as a "pissy fit."

 

[bradleygator]

Joe Alleva does that thing where he fake laughs too hard at fairly benign comments and throws in little hand claps.

 

[bradleygator]

Joe Alleva takes five minutes to line up his putts, when he's out there shooting like 130.

 

[bradleygator]

He flails around in the goddamn woods for freaking 10 minutes every hole, looking for a used ball he bought from the pro shop for a buck. Can you believe this asshole?

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva's favorite candy is a Zagnut.

 

[GordonGecko]

Joe Alleva's favorite candy is a Zagnut.

Joe Alleva thinks Daniel Tosh is gay.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva is a broker for the Bernie Madoff Fund

 

[GatorGray]

The Kardashians is Must See TV for Joe Alleva.

 

[GordonGecko]

Joe Alleva knows why the caged bird sings.

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva drives a "Smart Car".

 

[GordonGecko]

Joe Alleva belongs to the gay pornsite called "membersonly.com".

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva drives a "Smart Car".

...painted like Herbie the Love Bug.

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva belongs to the gay pornsite called "membersonly.com".

He requires all approved LSU scholarship players to submit biographies...

 

[GatorGray]

Joe Alleva wears Catilyn Jenner pajamas.

 

[GordonGecko]

Joe Alleva hates gumbo.

 

[DocZaius]

Joe Alleva forced the resignation of the Duke lacrosse coach before all the facts were known about the infamous rape case.

Am I doing this right?

 

[DocZaius]

Everyone at Duke knew that Alleva was a pleasant man whose next original idea would be his first, someone whose main asset when applying for the job was the fact that his racquetball partner was Mike Krzyzewski.

 

[bradleygator]

Joe Alleva watches YouTube videos at loud volume on his phone while sitting at the bar of an otherwise peaceful pub, like this prick sitting next to me.

 

[sadgator]

Joe Alleva watches YouTube videos at loud volume on his phone while sitting at the bar of an otherwise peaceful pub, like this prick sitting next to me.

...that prick is Joe Alleva...