After careful consideration, I have decided I would rather have UF known as OLU, than DBU.
Of course DBs are flashy pretty boys that get the girls. They run fast, perform “shake and bake” moves, do little dances before the ball is snapped, and the trash talk on Tweeter. All of those things are the basis of winning football, especially against UT. NOT…!
Compare that to the slow, “big ugly”, road graders, and you can see why most would prefer DBs over OLs. That is, unless you want to win football games. I’ll take five big, powerful maulers that can open holes my grandma can run through, and protect the QB even against a “German Blitzkrieg”, over five little jack rabbits any day.
Of course DBs are flashy pretty boys that get the girls. They run fast, perform “shake and bake” moves, do little dances before the ball is snapped, and the trash talk on Tweeter. All of those things are the basis of winning football, especially against UT. NOT…!
Compare that to the slow, “big ugly”, road graders, and you can see why most would prefer DBs over OLs. That is, unless you want to win football games. I’ll take five big, powerful maulers that can open holes my grandma can run through, and protect the QB even against a “German Blitzkrieg”, over five little jack rabbits any day.
