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Biden Crime wave

Just had a thought. If you can borrow a police scanner from @BamaFan1137 , you'll locate them all very quickly.

(sorry Bamer, low hanging fruit) ;)

A Sophomore from a local high school brought me a dozen doughnuts a few weeks ago as part of his initiation to a club. 😂

The kid was scared to death, afraid it would insult me. So of course I pretended to be but after a few seconds it was obvious that it was too much. He was relieved when I started laughing.

The group of guys who sent him over were watching from a distance. As a joke I had him walk back over to them and then yell back at me giving me their tag numbers. 🤣😂🤣
 
Brandon crime wave now hits a church because of the Brandon gas and oil crisis

Pastor Says Heating Oil Stolen from Church as Gas Prices Surge: ‘I Understand the Desperation’​




 
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I don't get the Times Onion anymore. But Northwest Jax and Westside have become the hood in the past 20 years. 😲 And it's no coincidence that Duval County has turned slightly blue. The flight to St Johns County is on. Ready, set, GO!
This (Dinsmore) is my home. I'm not going anywhere but I am concerned about the direction of our community. I too have noticed the editorial philosophy of the Times Onion is Liberal rubbish, I don't know why I continue my subscription. Although we are not as republican/conservative as we use to be, I don't believe we have turned blue. I suspect the voting results of the last election were somewhat fraudulent.
 
This (Dinsmore) is my home. I'm not going anywhere but I am concerned about the direction of our community. I too have noticed the editorial philosophy of the Times Onion is Liberal rubbish, I don't know why I continue my subscription. Although we are not as republican/conservative as we use to be, I don't believe we have turned blue. I suspect the voting results of the last election were somewhat fraudulent.
I stopped getting the TU ten years ago. Liberal rag.
 
A Sophomore from a local high school brought me a dozen doughnuts a few weeks ago as part of his initiation to a club. 😂

The kid was scared to death, afraid it would insult me. So of course I pretended to be but after a few seconds it was obvious that it was too much. He was relieved when I started laughing.

The group of guys who sent him over were watching from a distance. As a joke I had him walk back over to them and then yell back at me giving me their tag numbers. 🤣😂🤣
Dang Bama, I almost spit a mouthful of hamburger out on my desk reading that.... 😁

That reminded me of when I was taking my son (about 14) on a fishing trip to Spruce Creek near Daytona. We were driving by the Speedway (500) at daylight and there was a line of 8-10 police cars in the turn lane waiting to go into the track.

I had bought us a bag of Sweet-16 white powdered dognutts that were sitting on the seat between us. I told my son to hang them out the window and shake the bag to see if anyone wanted one. He got that confused/amused expression on his face, not realizing that I was joking and started to do it. I grabbed his arm and said
'never-mine' as I didn't want to be late getting to the creek. We have both laughed about it several times since then... I almost,,, almost wish I had let him do it..... 😉
 
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Dang Bama, I almost spit a mouthful of hamburger out on my desk reading that.... 😁

That reminded me of when I was taking my son (about 14) on a fishing trip to Spruce Creek near Daytona. We were driving by the Speedway (500) at daylight and there was a line of 8-10 police cars in the turn lane waiting to go into the track.

I had bought us a bag of Sweet-16 white powdered dognutts that were sitting on the seat between us. I told my son to hang them out the window and shake the bag to see if anyone wanted one. He got that confused/amused expression on his face, not realizing that I was joking and started to do it. I grabbed his arm and said
'never-mine' as I didn't want to be late getting to the creek. We have both laughed about it several times since then... I almost,,, almost wish I had let him do it..... 😉
Pretty cool story. Here's another. Home town in Lake City, The Captain of the Florida Highway Patrol there was my dad's fishing buddy. One day on the way to a Gator game, blue lights came up beside him. It was the Captain. He said follow me and gave him an escort with flashing lights doing 100 mph all the way to Gainesville and parked him right next to the stadium in LEO parking. Quickest trip the game he ever had. 😂 The same guy went on to be the grand poo pah of the Florida Highway Patrol in Tallahassee. The Captain had some women chasing stories and pals with the guy who played Goober in The Andy Griffith Show. He was his wing man. 😂
 
Dang Bama, I almost spit a mouthful of hamburger out on my desk reading that.... 😁

That reminded me of when I was taking my son (about 14) on a fishing trip to Spruce Creek near Daytona. We were driving by the Speedway (500) at daylight and there was a line of 8-10 police cars in the turn lane waiting to go into the track.

I had bought us a bag of Sweet-16 white powdered dognutts that were sitting on the seat between us. I told my son to hang them out the window and shake the bag to see if anyone wanted one. He got that confused/amused expression on his face, not realizing that I was joking and started to do it. I grabbed his arm and said
'never-mine' as I didn't want to be late getting to the creek. We have both laughed about it several times since then... I almost,,, almost wish I had let him do it..... 😉

Unless they were pr1cks, they would have laughed.

Unacceptable answers to the cop when you're pulled over...

1. Do you know why I pulled you over?

Well...I don't seem to have any doughnuts so...no.

2. Where are you going that you need to drive so fast?

Ummm...your wife's house!

3. Why are you driving so fast?

I'm trying to keep up with traffic.

There isn't any traffic.

I know...that's how far behind I am.

4. A cop pulled me over and asked me, “Where were you between 5 and 6?”

“Kindergarten

This one is long but it owned me...

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer : Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer : Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer : I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer : Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer : Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer : You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
 
What still cracks me up. Law enforcement always asks to see my driver's license. Texas, Oklahoma and Utah issues a driver license.

Asking for registration and proof of insurance is more out of date imo. From your tag most agencies can see who the vehicle is registered to and whether or not you have insurance.

There are a few scenarios where it's still helpful but for the most part, notsomuch.
 
Unless they were pr1cks, they would have laughed.

Unacceptable answers to the cop when you're pulled over...

1. Do you know why I pulled you over?

Well...I don't seem to have any doughnuts so...no.

2. Where are you going that you need to drive so fast?

Ummm...your wife's house!

3. Why are you driving so fast?

I'm trying to keep up with traffic.

There isn't any traffic.

I know...that's how far behind I am.

4. A cop pulled me over and asked me, “Where were you between 5 and 6?”

“Kindergarten

This one is long but it owned me...

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer : Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer : Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer : I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer : Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer : Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer : You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer2 : Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: I’m running late to the cops ball

Cop: Cops don’t have balls…

(Followed by awkward silence)


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Asking for registration and proof of insurance is more out of date imo. From your tag most agencies can see who the vehicle is registered to and whether or not you have insurance.

There are a few scenarios where it's still helpful but for the most part, notsomuch.
My next to last stop was 2016 Kansas. Sheriff deputy asked for "driver's" license, registration and proof of insurance. Last stop near Baton Rouge, highway patrolmen asked for driver's license only. I was speeding in construction passing no one. I was moving with traffic flow.

A local auto insurance buddy told me LA law enforcement is famous for picking out of state tags to whom issue tickets. Officer did not issue double fine for speeding in a construction zone.
 
Bama, did I hear correctly that both Al & Ga have passed a 'Constitutional Carry' law, so that no low abiding citizen needs a permit to concealed carry any longer?

IF so, then excellent imo, but what's your opinion on the change?
 
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Bama, did I hear correctly that both Al & Ga have passed a 'Constitutional Carry' law, so that no low abiding citizen needs a permit to concealed carry any longer?

IF so, then excellent imo, but what's your opinion on the change?
Personally I think open carry is best of all. If you are wearing a gun slinging holster, people would behave better all the way around.
 
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Bama, did I hear correctly that both Al & Ga have passed a 'Constitutional Carry' law, so that no low abiding citizen needs a permit to concealed carry any longer?

IF so, then excellent imo, but what's your opinion on the change?

I'm a big supporter of the 2nd amendment...but this was a mistake. This will make my job more dangerous as anyone with a handgun in the state can conceal carry as of 1/01/23. Some of these people would not be allowed to purchase a handgun and neither would they be allowed to have a CC permit under the old law...but now they can if they purchase the handgun through a private party sale.

Also, under the old system, we as LE would know if a person had a CC permit before we approached their car or their person if we knew who they were.

At the last moment, luckily and thankfully, they added wording to the law that requires the public to inform us that they have a weapon when/if we come in contact with them AND they are not allowed to touch, manipulate or brandish the weapon in our presence. Yes...they had to actually write that in.

I understand that the previous law somewhat hampered the 2A...but not unreasonably so imho. Conceal Carrying is a serious responsibility and getting that permit was not an unreasonable hurdle imho. Also, as a guy who gave free gun safety and marksmanship classes to CC permit holders, it absolutely scares the crap out of me that some of these people carry. Some people who carry have no idea how their guns work. Freaking yikes.

I had a saying when I taught these classes..."if you accidentally shoot me, I will purposely shoot you back." It was a joke, sort of...letting people know how serious the activity was.
 
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Bama, everyone could already be carrying concealed.
Criminals routinely do so.

Me being what is called by some as 'hyper vigilant,' I've always treated everyone out on the street as if they were armed.
I had assumed that all law enforcement did the same???

I don't think that this will increase the number of those CC'ing much, just that those that in the past that had a permit, will no longer be charged a fee to be able to follow the Constitution. My first permit in Florida cost me almost $200.00. It has gone down since then, and they have extended out the renewal times. but it has always pissed me off that I'm having to pay for something that is mine by right, the ability to self protect me and mine.
 
Bama, everyone could already be carrying concealed.
Criminals routinely do so.

Me being what is called by some as 'hyper vigilant,' I've always treated everyone out on the street as if they were armed.
I had assumed that all law enforcement did the same???

I don't think that this will increase the number of those CC'ing much, just that those that in the past that had a permit, will no longer be charged a fee to be able to follow the Constitution. My first permit in Florida cost me almost $200.00. It has gone down since then, and they have extended out the renewal times. but it has always pissed me off that I'm having to pay for something that is mine by right, the ability to self protect me and mine.

We do always assume that people are armed. Make no mistake however, more will be after this law takes effect. That's fine for the vast majority...it's the few I worry about. The few who have no business carrying a weapon, much less a concealed weapon.

Also, this takes away another tool for law enforcement. My largest meth bust ever came after I arrested a guy for carrying a concealed weapon without a permit. It turned out that the gun was also stolen but I never would have known that, or about the meth that I found (that he was going to distribute btw), under the laws that will take affect on 1/01/23.
 
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This (Dinsmore) is my home. I'm not going anywhere but I am concerned about the direction of our community. I too have noticed the editorial philosophy of the Times Onion is Liberal rubbish, I don't know why I continue my subscription. Although we are not as republican/conservative as we use to be, I don't believe we have turned blue. I suspect the voting results of the last election were somewhat fraudulent.
you suspect the voting results of the last election were somewhat fraudulent. my man/women, why do you spout this Republican drivel.. Think for yourself, can you prove it, has anybody that is not attached to Trump at the hip proved it? Hell no.
 
Good for Texas. Once they stop the invasion from the South, I hope they can stop the invaison from Cali and other Dem hotspots.
A wall is only a temporary delay to the inevitable. When a human wants something bad enough he will find a way to overcome. A wall will slow them but it won't stop them, mark my words.
 
you suspect the voting results of the last election were somewhat fraudulent. my man/women, why do you spout this Republican drivel.. Think for yourself, can you prove it, has anybody that is not attached to Trump at the hip proved it? Hell no.
J'ville has been conservative and voted Republican for as long as I can remember, So when I hear that in the last election we voted Liberal Dem I am suspicious and fraud comes to my mind but we were most fortunate that the majority of our state voted for the Republican so the potential fraud here was of no consequence.
Our struggle today is not between black and white, conservative or liberal, democrat or repub, the battle is between good and evil and the Democrats are ate up with "evil" powerful people. Perhaps in time you will be able to get over your "Trump Derangement Syndrome". You seem to be a good person so I am rooting for you to get over your "TDS".
 
J'ville has been conservative and voted Republican for as long as I can remember, So when I hear that in the last election we voted Liberal Dem I am suspicious and fraud comes to my mind but we were most fortunate that the majority of our state voted for the Republican so the potential fraud here was of no consequence.
Our struggle today is not between black and white, conservative or liberal, democrat or repub, the battle is between good and evil and the Democrats are ate up with "evil" powerful people. Perhaps in time you will be able to get over your "Trump Derangement Syndrome". You seem to be a good person so I am rooting for you to get over your "TDS".
I fear as long as there are people who cannot see the evil that is Trump this country has a serious problem. If I was a billionaire I would gladly donate millions to see the Trump name never showed up on a ballot in this country.
 
A wall is only a temporary delay to the inevitable. When a human wants something bad enough he will find a way to overcome. A wall will slow them but it won't stop them, mark my words.
TOTAL BS lie. A wall is THE answer to border control. It at BEST slows someone WAY, WAY down, and keeps mass invasion like we are having now. Most people could never climb that wall. Of course where you are correct is when you have an administration that WANTS as many illegal aliens to cross as humanly possible, THAT would even be the bigger problem. We are giving WAY more money than this wall costs to foreign countries in aid....the wall is a GREAT investment. EVERY single person in this Country illegally should be thrown out immediately, and made to go stand in line like our law is written. It is beyond me why libs believe they can circumvent the law. If you do not like the law...change it...do not disregard it
 
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J'ville has been conservative and voted Republican for as long as I can remember, So when I hear that in the last election we voted Liberal Dem I am suspicious and fraud comes to my mind but we were most fortunate that the majority of our state voted for the Republican so the potential fraud here was of no consequence.
Our struggle today is not between black and white, conservative or liberal, democrat or repub, the battle is between good and evil and the Democrats are ate up with "evil" powerful people. Perhaps in time you will be able to get over your "Trump Derangement Syndrome". You seem to be a good person so I am rooting for you to get over your "TDS".
This sums up everything perfectly.
 
I fear as long as there are people who cannot see the evil that is Trump this country has a serious problem. If I was a billionaire I would gladly donate millions to see the Trump name never showed up on a ballot in this country.
Can you name 5 of your favorite accomplishments Brandon has done since being in the white house illegally?
 
I fear as long as there are people who cannot see the evil that is Trump this country has a serious problem. If I was a billionaire I would gladly donate millions to see the Trump name never showed up on a ballot in this country.
Secondly...can you name ANYTHING Trump did while in office that as as bad for America as leaving its own people (10's of thousands) behind enemy lines? How about the war on fossil fuels...then trying to blame the idiots who vote for them on the Ukraine invasion? How about 7.9% inflation? You see...we had NONE of these problems under Trump. Trump also rid the world of ISIS being dangerous. Obama invented ISIS, by giving an exit date from Iraq. DUMBness
 
I fear as long as there are people who cannot see the evil that is Trump this country has a serious problem. If I was a billionaire I would gladly donate millions to see the Trump name never showed up on a ballot in this country.
If I were a billionaire like Elon Musk I'd make sure people like Soros would be erased.........and not one Dimtard ever elected to any office.
 
you suspect the voting results of the last election were somewhat fraudulent. my man/women, why do you spout this Republican drivel.. Think for yourself, can you prove it, has anybody that is not attached to Trump at the hip proved it? Hell no.
Live and learn nit-wit, or remain as clueless as you've already proven to be here jimblow....

 
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A wall is only a temporary delay to the inevitable. When a human wants something bad enough he will find a way to overcome. A wall will slow them but it won't stop them, mark my words.
Well jimblow, when Trump was in the WH, I recommended that we install a 1/4 mile wide line of mine-fields along the border. Much cheaper than a wall, and it works 24-7.

Too bad that didn't get done imo....

PS -- All of the Rat elite live in 'Gated (walled) Communities' so they believe that walls work, at least for them.

Biden has a wall around his new mansion, paid for by taxpayers.
And the Mod-Mom likes walls around the swamp for her protection from the 10's of millions that despise her traitorous ass...

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When a human wants something bad enough he will find a way to overcome.

PSS -- 80+ million of us want Trump returned to the WH, so I'm hoping that at least that bit is true....
 
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