Oh, but I have.
Let me show you a list:
Vanderbilt
Murray State
Arkansas State
Notre Dame
Tennessee
South Carolina
Kentucky
This is what we call Schedule by Charmin. The 4 worst teams in the SEC East, 2 mediocre Group of 5 teams, and Notre Dame. Best team on here is Notre Dame, that you barely beat, at home, at night, and who in turn barely beat a bad USC team and got demolished by a bad Michigan team. Second best team on here is South Carolina, who is currently 3-5 but still managed to beat you on your home field.
I know you THINK your defense is good, but let's look at reality. There isn't a team on this list that can throw the ball worth a damn, particularly poor Kentucky, who played you in a monsoon with a WR at QB. That game sure did help your pass defense stats, didn't it?
You have 16 sacks after 7 games. One way to look at it is over 2 per game. Another way to look at is you had 6 against Murray State and 4 against Arkansas State, so against the bottom of the SEC and Notre Dame you managed 4 sacks in 5 games. You have a whopping 5 interceptions in 7 games. Florida, by comparison, has 12 in 8.
So let me see if I can put this together for ya, bub.
You have no pass rush.
You have no ballhawking defenders.
You haven't played anyone with a pulse, your defensive statistics are a sham.
You are going to get your ass kicked.