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Nolies, we gettin' a coaching announcement like y'all said would be today

Will likely be announced via Town Crier...

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Just talked with BONG, ifn they don’t sign up Mike Norvell in the next 24 hours, we both believe this is gonna become a UTk level of coaching search sh!tshow
Norvell wants the job the only question is if FSU really wants him. Something is in motion because a stage has been put up in the Champions Club for an announcement.
 
Just talked with BONG, ifn they don’t sign up Mike Norvell in the next 24 hours, we both believe this is gonna become a UTk level of coaching search sh!tshow

Norvell wants the job bad... He was begging like a dog who hasnt eaten
 
Norvell wants the job the only question is if FSU really wants him. Something is in motion because a stage has been put up in the Champions Club for an announcement.

Sometimes you take the head cheerleader to prom, but usually you take the geeky band chick because you know she's a sure thing. FSU would be wise to take the sure thing, the head cheerleader would just laugh at them in the middle of the cafeteria.
 
They sure have come a long way at FSU since the days when they used to have that big boobed chick runnin’ around...

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She ain't been relevant since Brett Favre did to her what we do to his name......have the r reach around to stick in front of the v.......
 
Sometimes you take the head cheerleader to prom, but usually you take the geeky band chick because you know she's a sure thing. FSU would be wise to take the sure thing, the head cheerleader would just laugh at them in the middle of the cafeteria.
This probably made sense in your head.
 
Cuz hes a bitchy whiny nole fan... Like most
I liked the idea of Norvell two years ago for the Gators....and he hasn't fallen in the two years since.....he is quiet smart and excels with athletes which he would get more of and better ones coaching in Florida. He loves to pass and score boku points, and would be hip and cool with the kiddos considering he was white chocolate playing wide receiver with corn rows dreads, haha.
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Seriously, I wouldn't want him at FSU as a Gators fan.
 
I liked the idea of Norvell two years ago for the Gators....and he hasn't fallen in the two years since.....he is quiet smart and excels with athletes which he would get more of and better ones coaching in Florida. He loves to pass and score boku points, and would be hip and cool with the kiddos considering he was white chocolate playing wide receiver with corn rows dreads, haha.
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Seriously, I wouldn't want him at FSU as a Gators fan.

He may not be the flashy hire but he could be our Mullen. People forget, you have to hire the right coach at the right time, the right coach for that team and situation. I think Mullen was that for gators..... Hope we find our guy and not a shark humper
 
If it’s Norvell I’ll stop donating and will stop playing in the coaches golf tournament every year.
Norvell is a good offensive coach but could care less about the defensive side of the ball. He’s also never coached in a P5 conference before. Would be a bit of a risky hire IMO but not sure there are a heck of a lot of good choices out there.

There is also of course the rumored red flags that surround him.
 
Norvell is a good offensive coach but could care less about the defensive side of the ball. He’s also never coached in a P5 conference before. Would be a bit of a risky hire IMO but not sure there are a heck of a lot of good choices out there.

There is also of course the rumored red flags that surround him.


Paco nailed the answer.

As for 939913 go put your helmet back on and stop eating the crayons. I’ll put on Nick Jr for you in a minute.

The grown ups are talking.
 
Norvell is a good offensive coach but could care less about the defensive side of the ball. He’s also never coached in a P5 conference before. Would be a bit of a risky hire IMO but not sure there are a heck of a lot of good choices out there.

There is also of course the rumored red flags that surround him.
Hmm, I'm curious as to what the rumored red flags are?
 
Norvell is a good offensive coach but could care less about the defensive side of the ball. He’s also never coached in a P5 conference before. Would be a bit of a risky hire IMO but not sure there are a heck of a lot of good choices out there.

There is also of course the rumored red flags that surround him.
So basically another risky Willie hire. Wonder if he's as disorganized?
 
Honestly I don’t think you can do worse than Willie but I do think Norvell has a lot of risks too. I would be surprised if that is who FSU hired.
 
The Tallahassee Democrat reported on Tuesday that an announcement for FSU’s next head coach is not expected before this weekend. Noles247, speaking to two independent sources, can confirm that there is skepticism among FSU powerbrokers that a coach is announced this week.
 
Earlier, The Tallahassee Democrat reported the Seminoles are hoping to announce their new head coach early this week.

The top candidates are Iowa State’s Matt Campbell, Penn State’s James Franklin, Notre Dame’s Brian Kelly and Memphis’ Mike Norvell, according to the Talllahassee Democrat.

Today the Democrat's headline is that an "
Announcement on Florida State football coach search not expected before this weekend" - Jim Henry, Tallahassee Democrat Published 8:28 a.m. ET Dec. 3, 2019

"...Florida State’s football coaching search – one that has left the Seminole Nation excited and exhausted – will continue for a few more days.

An announcement is not expected before this weekend
as the Seminoles are zeroing in on their candidate, according to a source with knowledge of the search."

WTF ! Five weeks into the search & just now "zeroing in" on a candidate ?

Leave it to the SOW to handle it so
expeditiously.

Since FSU is still such a destination school, they must have had to vet an extraordinary number of talented coaches LOL !!

https://www.tallahassee.com/story/s...es-franklin-matt-campbell-taggart/2594252001/
 
Norvell is a good offensive coach but could care less about the defensive side of the ball. He’s also never coached in a P5 conference before. Would be a bit of a risky hire IMO but not sure there are a heck of a lot of good choices out there.

There is also of course the rumored red flags that surround him.
What non P5 coach has put up exceptional defensive stats?

He has personally tried to recruit defensive players. It just isn't as simple as stated. He went out and hired an improved DC. The best his budget would allow.

So how does "he care less about defense"?

Honestly I'd rather not hype him. I'd hate to see him leave Memphis and I'd especially hate to see him improve FSU.

So yeah he sucks horribly. He hates defense. He hates special teams...especially the kick return aspect of the game. He even hates offense. Honestly he hates coaching and football. You Nole fans would be down right ignorant to get him. He sucks so bad.


By the way, besides internet rumors...what the fvck are these red flags. You believe the gambling problems? Yeah sure...that same year he turned down a pay raise to use it to pay his staff. The same year of this supposed "casino debt" is the same time frame he built a lake home in the Arkansas Ozark.

What person in a debt turns down a raise and gets funding to build a vacation home.

Honestly all the dude does is spend any spare minute with his wife and little daughter. Plays with his dog. Eats like a hippie health nut and excercises his ass off. Yall take run rumor off the interwebs and run a marathon with it. He's the most straight edge dude in college football.
 
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Don't know much about him but he's done a good job at Memphis. At least they are talked about. Always hard to determine how a coach will do moving up to a bigger school.
 
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