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Will she cry? (Week 10). Pick the Florida v. Missouri score!

sadgator

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Copper Monkey 30 minutes prior to kickoff
Gee Whiz. In all the excitement of the past few days, sadgator almost forgot we have a game to play Saturday.

Now, let’s be honest...nobody really gives a crap at this point, but we still need to pick it.

Let’s also be honest about the fact that Missouri is like the worst state in the nation. However, for some strange reason, they have just an incredible surplus of hot chicks. They might not be the hottest overall, but the consistent level of hotness of all of the Missouri chicks is astonishing. sadgator has never met an ugly chick from Missouri...every time they hit the mark.

As for the game, they should just keep the cameras on the golden girls for the entire 4 quarters, but they won’t. We’ll have to watch ugly football...and Florida will somehow pull it off...

Florida 20
Missouri 17

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You know I'll chime in on a chick thread...if the school is worthy.

Mizzou just doesn't have that "Show Me" anything I want to see.

Maybe I'll join in later.
Your punishment should be that you are obligated to continue to search out and bring us a never-ending string of beautiful Missouri chicks until the board members forgive you for the errors in your ways...

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Total has leaped up to 61.5 in this game, I have no idea the last time we had a total set that high.. Somehow, the experts expect points from us... They know something
 
Total has leaped up to 61.5 in this game, I have no idea the last time we had a total set that high.. Somehow, the experts expect points from us... They know something
No they expect us to continue to look like a monkey fornicating a football on offense. They expect Missouri to hang 50 on us though.
 
no, they couldn't get that and barely be favored with a high total.. They think both teams will score back and forth with that line
 
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