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I wonder what will happen when the general public finds out that the original Anheuser-Busch logo was this:
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Can you translate that? German period when? I'll bet the original beer was a lot better. 😂
 
Can you translate that? German period when? I'll bet the original beer was a lot better. 😂

It’s in plain English. But for benefit of those who don’t have myopia, here is a breakdown:

‘THEATRE MAGAZINE ADVERTISER

Illustration depicting the R*pe of Ganymede

“Modern Version of Ganymede”

Introduction of Budweiser to the Gods

The exquisite taste, the exceptional mellowness, and the delicious flavor of this Beer of Quality, has justly caused BUDWEISER to be termed “The King of Bottled Beers.”’
 
It’s in plain English. But for benefit of those who don’t have myopia, here is a breakdown:

‘THEATRE MAGAZINE ADVERTISER

Illustration depicting the R*pe of Ganymede

“Modern Version of Ganymede”

Introduction of Budweiser to the Gods

The exquisite taste, the exceptional mellowness, and the delicious flavor of this Beer of Quality, has justly caused BUDWEISER to be termed “The King of Bottled Beers.”’
Is surfing the net a thing now on your 70 inch Samsung tv? 😂 Now Bud is the King of Bottled Queers. 😂 😂 😂
 
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Until Kid Rock apologises for "All Summer Long" He could beat Kim Jung Un to death with a Louisville slugger with an American flag tied to it while singing "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" accompanied by Toby Keith, Hank Jr, and the Marine Corps band and I would have nothing for him.

Met him in Nashville about a decade ago. I actually didn't care for him prior to that but I was impressed in person.
 
As a resident of the great state of Alabama are you familiar with the travesty that is All Summer Long?????

I get it. I was just surprised how he was IRL. He's pretty smart and seemed embarrassed by the attention he was getting while we were trying to talk.

The way we met was also rather interesting.
 
My brothers met him in Iraq. Super cool patriotic guy.

But you don't make alternate lyrics to Sweet Home Alabama.

I was barely 30 and in my previous career living in Nashville. One of my duties was to entertain our out of town guests (most were Asian but some were American and European) after hours. That entailed dinner, bars and almost invariably the strip club. I was a newlywed with a young child at home so I wasn't actually into it but it was part of the gig.

He was pretty much doing the same thing that night at the strip club so he sent me a drink and asked me to join him. He was nice to everyone who approached him but after saying hello he'd politely ask them (mostly the strippers but also the patrons) if they minded letting us continue our conversation. To this day I'm not sure if he was doing that for my benefit or his own because he could tell I was sort of "over it."

It was an odd conversation between two dudes and other than the constant interruptions, you never would have known that one of us was a famous musician.

And like I said he's pretty smart.

Later that night one of my guests had his wallet stolen by a prostitute so I spent the early morning hours trying to sort that out. 🙄
 
My brothers met him in Iraq. Super cool patriotic guy.

But you don't make alternate lyrics to Sweet Home Alabama.
I don't care for his music that much but I love that song. Pretty sure he got the band's okay to borrow the concept and might have paid them royalties as well. I don't know that, I'm just talking out of ass and guessing. The music video is awesome, even if he is a yankee. Girls, boats, and reefer. 😂
 
I don't care for his music that much but I love that song. Pretty sure he got the band's okay to borrow the concept and might have paid them royalties as well. I don't know that, I'm just talking out of ass and guessing. The music video is awesome, even if he is a yankee. Girls, boats, and reefer. 😂
You are familiar with the two songs Neil Young wrote that made them write that song?

That would be like changing the lyrics to We shall overcome to a song about rims hos and bottles in the club.
People who almost live in Canada don't get to do that.
 
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Until Kid Rock apologises for "All Summer Long" He could beat Kim Jung Un to death with a Louisville slugger with an American flag tied to it while singing "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue" accompanied by Toby Keith, Hank Jr, and the Marine Corps band and I would have nothing for him.
Sounds to me like you need to be sipping some whiskey out the bottle
 
The Fat bastard is getting destroyed by ever prosecuter I've watched calling these charges embarrassing.They said first year law student knows better.. He has no secondary crime. Nothing in the 16 page document.nothing here you Idiot

FYI. The POS Judges daughter worked for whoremala how has he not recused himself?

 
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You are familiar with the two songs Neil Young wrote that made them write that song?

That would be like changing the lyrics to We shall overcome to a song about rims hos and bottles in the club.
People who almost live in Canada don't get to do that.
Yeah yeah yeah Southern Man and something else I don't know of. Young and Ronnie Van Zant laughed about it later. VanZant was a hellraiser too. You can take a redneck out of Westside but you can't take the Westside out of a redneck. He tried to start a fight with Keith Moon one night. Saw it on the Book of Faces. 😂
 
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Yeah yeah yeah Southern Man and something else I don't know of. Young and Ronnie Van Zant laughed about it later. VanZant was a hellraiser too. You can take a redneck out of Westside but you can't take the Westside out of a redneck. He tried to start a fight with Keith Moon one night. Saw it on the Book of Faces. 😂
Even Neil Young admits he had it coming for the song "Alabama."
 
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My brothers met him in Iraq. Super cool patriotic guy.

But you don't make alternate lyrics to Sweet Home Alabama.
LOL I never liked the all summer long song but that is because I had already begun to dislike S.H.A.

I like several other Skynyrd songs.

Fan of the Artimus Pyle. He is a bit nutty but lived for a time in Jamestown Tn (area of may paternal ancestors and also one Sgt Alvin C York) and went to my Alma mater Tennessee Tech.
 
Even Neil Young admits he had it coming for the song "Alabama."
According to someone I converse with on another fishing forum, Young practically owns his own island somewhere in Hawaii. This guy "I know digitally" is a lawyer now but used to live in Hawaii. Said he met Young before. They took a boat and beached it to surf his beach when he was just a lad. Said Young came out and watched them and was pretty cordial to them. Didn't give them shit for invading his island and talked to them for about a half hour. Anyway, not everything and everybody are as though they appear.
 
LOL I never liked the all summer long song but that is because I had already begun to dislike S.H.A.

I like several other Skynyrd songs.

Fan of the Artimus Pyle. He is a bit nutty but lived for a time in Jamestown Tn (area of may paternal ancestors and also one Sgt Alvin C York) and went to my Alma mater Tennessee Tech.
Artimus Pyle became a Marine before he joined the band didn't he? (Not Gomer) ;)

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According to someone I converse with on another fishing forum, Young practically owns his own island somewhere in Hawaii. This guy "I know digitally" is a lawyer now but used to live in Hawaii. Said he met Young before. They took a boat and beached it to surf his beach when he was just a lad. Said Young came out and watched them and was pretty cordial to them. Didn't give them shit for invading his island and talked to them for about a half hour. Anyway, not everything and everybody are as though they appear.
No celebrity except Marilyn Manson is.
 
Maybe it's just me, but I think Ganymede looks more like an actual woman in the newer design. Are those earrings? I wonder if they intentionally did that to make it less weird, or maybe the new artist wasn't familiar with the mythological backstory and just assumed it was a woman.
 
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