Vandy Chicks Watch Shows on PBS and Force You to Solve Differential Equations Prior to Intimacy

[sadgator]

It is true. sadgator dated a Vandy chick once in his younger years. She was no fun at all and frequently tested sadgator's intelligence (she was apparently only using sadgator for his charming good looks).

In any event...
This game scares the hell outta sadgator. We never play well in the noon start. Eggs just don't mix with football. The kids will be lazy dazy coming in and the cold fronts aren't coming, so it is also going to be hot as hell. Everybody seems to be crowning us East champs, and thinking Vandy is simply a speed bump. Even in the Steve years they played us tough.

That said, sadgator thinks that Mac will have these guys focused. They haven't had a flat game yet, so sadgator won't expect it now. All of our wildest hopes and dreams can happen...sadgator thinks they will...

Florida 42
Vandy 13

 

[GatorGray]

You say "Force you Solve Diffie Qs" like it is a bad thing. Whatever it takes to get to the prize my friend!

Oh, and 34-6.

 

[MJWilliamson]

I can solve differential equations. So, bring 'em on.

 

[sadgator]

sadgator is certain that the reason he is not more successful in life stems from his inability to master differential equations.

And trust sadgator, the Vandy Chick wasn't worth it. She mighta been worth trying to solve a square root or converting a fraction to a decimal.

Thankfully, mrs. sadgator accepts sadgator's simple mind for what it is, God love her.

 

[gatorman5k]

Only math I worry about in the bedroom is, Add the bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray we don't multiply.

 

[sadgator]

Only math I worry about in the bedroom is, Add the bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray we don't multiply.

LSAO!!!!

 

[GatorGray]

sadgator is certain that the reason he is not more successful in life stems from his inability to master differential equations.

That's OK. Integration has many more practical uses in the real world anyway, so you are good.

 

[oozie7]

LMAO at this title.

 

[passoverGator]

You can tell who the Engineer in the room is LOL....and I'm not referring to gatorman5k.

 

[TJtheGator]

Only math I worry about in the bedroom is, Add the bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray we don't multiply.

WINNER!

 

[sadgator]

As a side note, isn't it incredible that Vandy is the only other team that can win the East?!?!?! They have a lot to play for. They are going to be fired up. Our team needs to be ready. It would be insane if they actually beat us and went on to win it.

 

[MJWilliamson]

As a side note, isn't it incredible that Vandy is the only other team that can win the East?!?!?! They have a lot to play for. They are going to be fired up. Our team needs to be ready. It would be insane if they actually beat us and went on to win it.

Even if the unthinkable happens and we lose to them this weekend, there is no way in hell they win the next two games. Now, I realize this time last year, UGA fans were saying the same thing about Mizzou. Plus, we still can clinch by beating USCe.

 

[passoverGator]

As a side note, isn't it incredible that Vandy is the only other team that can win the East?!?!?! They have a lot to play for. They are going to be fired up. Our team needs to be ready. It would be insane if they actually beat us and went on to win it.

Agree they have a lot to play for, just not a lot to play with.

 

[LizardGrad89]

Even if the unthinkable happens and we lose to them this weekend, there is no way in hell they win the next two games. Now, I realize this time last year, UGA fans were saying the same thing about Mizzou. Plus, we still can clinch by beating USCe.

Next three games. They are 1-3 right now and they would have to get to 5-3. Better odds on winning back to back lotteries.

 

[TennesseeGator]

Agree they have a lot to play for, just not a lot to play with.

Sounds like a differential equation.

 

[46885]

If Vandy scores 13 points I will be upset

 

[MJWilliamson]

meH.

I will only be upset if we are upset.

I just want a win.

 

[TennesseeGator]

If Vandy scores 13 points I will be upset

I don't care if we win 14-13.
It clinches the SECCG birth

 

[NavigatorII]

sadgator is certain that the reason he is not more successful in life stems from his inability to master differential equations.

And trust sadgator, the Vandy Chick wasn't worth it. She mighta been worth trying to solve a square root or converting a fraction to a decimal.

Thankfully, mrs. sadgator accepts sadgator's simple mind for what it is, God love her.

A business school grad would have demanded to audit her ass-ets and then rendered a qualified opinion on her going concerns issues. The longevity of said ass-ets beyond the useful life of the property is proportionately valued at years of service divided by units of production Sad determined needed without adding undue capacity expansion costs.

 

[46885]

Those words might as well not even be in english

 

[sadgator]

A business school grad would have demanded to audit her ass-ets and then rendered a qualified opinion on her going concerns issues. The longevity of said ass-ets beyond the useful life of the property is proportionately valued at years of service divided by units of production Sad determined needed without adding undue capacity expansion costs.

sadgator thought it was CompuGator posting there for a minute...

And for the record...she a huge surplus of assets...if you get sadgator's point.

 

[oozie7]

Those words might as well not even be in english

LOL

 

[El Mojito]

Agree they have a lot to play for, just not a lot to play with.

This somehow makes me think of my ex wife. She was just as much fun as solving differential equations.

 

[oozie7]

sadgator thought it was CompuGator posting there for a minute...

And for the record...she a huge surplus of assets...if you get sadgator's point.

Pics or GTFO.

 

[MJWilliamson]

Pics or GTFO.

bttt

 

[Michi-Gator]

Pics or GTFO.

The dude refers to himself in 3rd person, be careful what you ask for

 

[sadgator]

The dude refers to himself in 3rd person, be careful what you ask for

LSAO. And it was HUGE surplus ASSets in bad way guys...follow along...trust sadgator, you don't want pics of "queen Vandy."

 

[GatorGray]

LSAO. And it was HUGE surplus ASSets in bad way guys...follow along...trust sadgator, you don't want pics of "queen Vandy."

So how many beers did it take to "get her to the proper size"?

 

[sadgator]

In his younger days, sadgator was always ready to perform...but when the Vandy chick discovered that sadgator has barely passed business calc, it took her many many shots to get sadgator to the "proper" IQ level. A regrettable situation for us both...

 

[MJWilliamson]

In his younger days, sadgator was always ready to perform...but when the Vandy chick discovered that sadgator has barely passed business calc, it took her many many shots to get sadgator to the "proper" IQ level. A regrettable situation for us both...

Hopefully the antibiotics worked

 

[Dannygator1989]

Watching that game today was as painful and frustrating as doing Diff Eq.

 

[oozie7]

So how many beers did it take to "get her to the proper size"?

LOL