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Time to lighten the load here:

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LULZ.......I remember when I was in my 20's, a friend of mine rented a car and took it to spring break in Daytona. I shit you not, we had the doors open and he drove that car in the surf about up to the door panels. We had a rooster tail behind us. I'll bet to this day that Hertz would still not rent a car to anyone with his last name. 😂
 
What does Disneyland and Viagra have in common?
An hour long wait,,, for a 2 minute ride......


What's different between Disneyland and Viagra?
There are fun things you can do while waiting on Viagra,
while in Disneyland it's just a long wait standing in the hot sun....
 
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Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet,
eating her curds and whey.

Along came a spider,
who sat down beside her,
and said,
what's in the bowl bitch....
 
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But just speaking for myself....

I have reached an age where my mind says,
"I can do that,"
but my body says,

"Try it, and you’ll be sorry." 😵
 
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