Time to lighten the load here:

[instaGATOR]

With some Dad Jokes:

Why don't noses grow to 12 inches?
Because then they would be a foot....

What do you call a Gator in a vest?
An investigator.....

Please feel free to post your favorite Dad jokes.... 😁

 

[Gator Fever]

Why don't pirates take a bath before they walk the plank?

Because they wash up on shore.

 

[BamaFan1137]

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know Y.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

 

[instaGATOR]

Picard - Gravity is the basic power in the universe.

Riker - What would the universe be without IT?

Picard - Gravy..... 😁

 

[instaGATOR]

Did you know that even if you put socks and shoes on a bear,,,,
that he'd still have bear feet.... 😉

 

[fatman76]

What happens if you eat aluminum foil?

You sheet metal.

 

[Dr. Curmudgeon]

An agnostic hiker was on a hike in the woods when he found himself face to face with a grizzly bear. The bear was hungry and the hiker knew he was in danger. At the last second he looked towards the heavens and prayed that the bear would think like a Christian. Immediately after that prayer the bear prayed, dear Lord, thank you for this meal I am about to receive. Amen.

 

[BillCutting4585]

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out…

 

[nail1988]

What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out…

oh lawd 🤭😂😂😂😂

 

[fatman76]

I got a vasectomy because I didn't want to have kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

 

[jb1215]

Why is a pool table green?

If someone racked your balls all day you would be green too.

 

[instaGATOR]

An Alaskan Research Scientist told reporters that he had discovered a cure for cancer.

He said that by giving THC to the Artic Tern, that the bird's pituitary gland secreted a fluid that could stop all cancer growth, and in his attempts to cure cancer that "He'd leave no Tern Unstoned.' 🤗

 

[fatman76]

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

 

[NavigatorII]

@BSC911 (BScuck)

He told his wife he had a cuck fetish. She said "ok tomorrow night lets do it". That night he gets home, goes upstairs and she's in the bedroom having sex with another man!​

He was so upset he dropped his rolling pin and spatula, changed his voter registration address so she couldn't vote for Trump again by mail 😅 😅 😅 😅

 

[BamaFan1137]

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey but
then I turned myself around.

Why don't witches wear panties? So they can get a better grip on their brooms.

What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeño business.

What's the difference between a joke and 10 dicks? BSC can't take a joke.

 

[instaGATOR]

You missed the Dad Joke boat with that crap Novi, but feel free to try again.... 😉

Bama, the first 2 were funny to me, but I must have missed the bus on the last 2.

 

[BamaFan1137]

You missed the Dad Joke boat with that crap Novi, but feel free to try again.... 😉

Bama, the first 2 were funny to me, but I must have missed the bus on the last 2.

Gets jalapeño business = gets all up in yo' business

What's the difference between a joke and 10 dicks? BSC can't take a joke....meaning he can't take a joke but he can takes 10 penises

 

[NavigatorII]

You missed the Dad Joke boat with that crap Novi, but feel free to try again.... 😉

Bama, the first 2 were funny to me, but I must have missed the bus on the last 2.

Well I'm fresh out of alien jokes and don't watch Ancient Aliens?

 

[instaGATOR]

Well I'm fresh out of alien jokes and don't watch Ancient Aliens?

WTF does that have to do with Dad Jokes???

As to the other, I'll try real hard to overlook your continuing ignorance about the most important subject/story in human history.... 😉

 

[BamaFan1137]

Well I'm fresh out of alien jokes

What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.

Why do aliens not like visiting earth very often? Because it is rated only one star.

What do you call an alien who has muscles? A flexa terrestrial.

 

[instaGATOR]

Ok, but you guys started this....

Why did the Alien cross the road???

 

[jb1215]

I like telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs!!!

 

[NavigatorII]

WTF does that have to do with Dad Jokes???

As to the other, I'll try real hard to overlook your continuing ignorance about the most important subject/story in human history.... 😉

It was about humor. Here's one you'll like. 🤣

 

[Dr. Curmudgeon]

What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter.

Why do aliens not like visiting earth very often? Because it is rated only one star.

What do you call an alien who has muscles? A flexa terrestrial.

 

[nail1988]

Instant….. How do Aliens pay for coffee ? 🤔





they use Star Bucks! 🤭😂😂😂

 

[instaGATOR]

There was a trucker that earned good money transporting young seagulls from South FL to SCa.
They were eaten my porpoises, because they had discovered that was their secret to immortality.

One day as he was crossing the FL - Ga border, he was stopped to check his load.
That's when he got arrested, and so he asked them why he was being arrested.

They said to him,,,,
Don't you know that 'it's a felony to transport young gulls across state lines for immortal porpoises....'
(see the Mann Act) 😁

 

[Dr. Curmudgeon]

 

[Dr. Curmudgeon]

 

[Dr. Curmudgeon]

 

[fatman76]

What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

 

[BamaFan1137]

I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. As it turns out, identity theft is a crime.

 

[NavigatorII]

🤣

 

[NavigatorII]

 

[fatman76]

I opened a night club for men with erectile dysfunction.

I was a total flop…and no one came.

 

[instaGATOR]

I went to bed praying that my wife's headache would go away,,,,
and then I woke up in heaven.....

 

[NavigatorII]

I went to bed praying that my wife's headache would go away,,,,
and then I woke up in heaven.....

You just reminded me of this one. Goldie is going to swat me.......... 🤣

 

[BamaFan1137]

You just reminded me of this one. Goldie is going to swat me.......... 🤣

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing...you've already told her twice.

Sorry @goldmom ....it's @NavigatorII 's fault.

 

[goldmom]

🙄

 

[NavigatorII]

🤣

 

[fatman76]

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.