Alright...sadgator is gonna man up and do and say what we all know must be done. This isn’t gonna be easy for any of us, but we must address it out in the open for the benefit your well-being and the benefit of the entire Board...
Dude...dude...what the fvck has happened to you?!?!?
You were such a valuable and trusted partner in arms. You were one of us. You were our brother in Orange and Blue. We fought side by side in the Battle of Mus-Tard Hill. We battled shoulder to shoulder in the MacEllian Wars. We won!!! We made it to the promised land!
And now look at you. (Go actually look in the mirror). You are acting like a sad Sam; a sober sack!
We are just over three weeks away from the most exciting and promising football season we have had in almost a decade, and what are you doing? Bitchin’ about recruiting when you should be rinsing out your cooler!!!!!! Your friends and loved ones can’t stand to be around you anymore. We are disgusted and helpless watching you engage in this self-destuctive behavior. YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For your own good, sadgator is gonna force you to say something positive about Florida or the team. sadgator doesn’t care what it is...
Shots at the Porpoise, err, Copper Monkey, err, Alan’s Cubana, err Salty Dog
Krishna Lunches
The Fries
The Two Bits Cheer
The Dazzlers
The Gator Walk
The Emory and Henry
The slow wave
The post game Bobbleheads
Hell, sadgator will even give you the stupid ass “money down” if you like...
What is it? Give us something. What do you love about UF or UF Football. Say it. Say it again! Say it louder!
Come back to the light! Save yourself. Dig deep down and join us in our celebration of finally having a real coach again. Mullen is gonna kick ass! Great times are right in front of us...but you just gotta believe!
Dude...dude...what the fvck has happened to you?!?!?
You were such a valuable and trusted partner in arms. You were one of us. You were our brother in Orange and Blue. We fought side by side in the Battle of Mus-Tard Hill. We battled shoulder to shoulder in the MacEllian Wars. We won!!! We made it to the promised land!
And now look at you. (Go actually look in the mirror). You are acting like a sad Sam; a sober sack!
We are just over three weeks away from the most exciting and promising football season we have had in almost a decade, and what are you doing? Bitchin’ about recruiting when you should be rinsing out your cooler!!!!!! Your friends and loved ones can’t stand to be around you anymore. We are disgusted and helpless watching you engage in this self-destuctive behavior. YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For your own good, sadgator is gonna force you to say something positive about Florida or the team. sadgator doesn’t care what it is...
Shots at the Porpoise, err, Copper Monkey, err, Alan’s Cubana, err Salty Dog
Krishna Lunches
The Fries
The Two Bits Cheer
The Dazzlers
The Gator Walk
The Emory and Henry
The slow wave
The post game Bobbleheads
Hell, sadgator will even give you the stupid ass “money down” if you like...
What is it? Give us something. What do you love about UF or UF Football. Say it. Say it again! Say it louder!
Come back to the light! Save yourself. Dig deep down and join us in our celebration of finally having a real coach again. Mullen is gonna kick ass! Great times are right in front of us...but you just gotta believe!
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