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If youre going to smoke weed in public, joints or blunts are absolutely not the way to go. Everybody knows what a blunt smells and looks like. Who are you fooling with that?

The key is smoke control. The best techniques are as follows: (1) roll a nugget into the tip (the end you light) of a hand-rolled cigarette. The tobacco keeps the weed smell under control and the nugget is gone after a couple pulls, and you're left with just a cigarette; (2) keep a one-hitter in your trunk or tailgate. When you want to toke, park and pop your trunk and (this is key) pull something out and set it next to your car (your gym bag for instance or golf clubs if you're at the driving range, which is a great place to smoke weed). Reach back in the trunk like you're digging around for something and hit it. People will think you're digging around for more crap. Pull in all the smoke until the weed is all burned up. Without exhaling, zip the pipe back up and walk away purposefully. Discreetly blow the smoke out (with the wind so it doesn't blow back on your clothes).

That's how the discriminating gentleman continues to smoke weed in public well into middle age. Get it together youngsters!
 
If youre going to smoke weed in public, joints or blunts are absolutely not the way to go. Everybody knows what a blunt smells and looks like. Who are you fooling with that?

The key is smoke control. The best techniques are as follows: (1) roll a nugget into the tip (the end you light) of a hand-rolled cigarette. The tobacco keeps the weed smell under control and the nugget is gone after a couple pulls, and you're left with just a cigarette; (2) keep a one-hitter in your trunk or tailgate. When you want to toke, park and pop your trunk and (this is key) pull something out and set it next to your car (your gym bag for instance or golf clubs if you're at the driving range, which is a great place to smoke weed). Reach back in the trunk like you're digging around for something and hit it. People will think you're digging around for more crap. Pull in all the smoke until the weed is all burned up. Without exhaling, zip the pipe back up and walk away purposefully. Discreetly blow the smoke out (with the wind so it doesn't blow back on your clothes).

That's how the discriminating gentleman continues to smoke weed in public well into middle age. Get it together youngsters!
Excellent advice.
 
Thank you. It’s borne of a lot of experience.
We could turn this into a whole series...for our next installment, sadgator will give tips on how to discretely check out hot younger women using mirrored sunglasses and proper methods for appearing to shop for produce while actually checking out “melons.”
 
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