Have you noticed the weird disconnect with normal humor and a need to make homosexual references in almost every post?
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Have you noticed the weird disconnect with normal humor and a need to make homosexual references in almost every post?
I'll be perfectly honest if I have to hit the scroll wheel more than once I hippity hop on to the next post. Presumably insta was in the military at some point as he is very proud of his skills with a Colt 1911, so the homosexual references could just be leftovers from military life. We've got a joke in the Corps, " Leave three Marines in a listening post by themselves and two of them will act gay to annoy the sh*t out of the third one."
Drama.........Why? After mistaking Danny for insipid early on I realize he is funny. Insta is old time but speaking in the third person is odd. Jimmy: Hey, look. Hank's got a new boyfriend. Jimmy's not threatened by Hank's sexuality. Jimmy's happy for Hank. I agree with INsta's assessment and enthusiasm about next year and Mac. But didnt see why DG was being provocative saying posters should point out they actually read the first post when they reply. GatorPE is confused. But this is not unusual. I feel like I walked into a conversation started years ago.
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Without TTRYING to start a political feces storm I have observed dozens *(even more) times that when a person who professes conservative ideas gets really angry they pitch the homo erotic imagery as the ultimate insult. It is as if that is the worst thing you can say about another male. Middle schoolish to me.
So you have the normal attention span of a jia-rine. No surprise there...
I saw them running down a hill, mid-afternoon in the summer heat, with 100 LB backpacks, holding wooden sticks for rifles, screaming at the top of their lungs,,,, Kill - Kill -Kill.
Right then, I knew that I lacked 'what it takes' to be a 'quality Marine.'
Everybody sing along now....
Mar--ine--corps... Mickey Mouse.
(and keep on remembering who the one's are that ALWAYS start this kind of chit)
So you have the normal attention span of a jia-rine. No surprise there...
I saw them running down a hill, mid-afternoon in the summer heat, with 100 LB backpacks, holding wooden sticks for rifles, screaming at the top of their lungs,,,, Kill - Kill -Kill.
Right then, I knew that I lacked 'what it takes' to be a 'quality Marine.'
Everybody sing along now....
Mar--ine--corps... Mickey Mouse.
(and keep on remembering who the one's are that ALWAYS start this kind of chit)
How is it you put it?
Just "responding in kind?"
So you have the normal attention span of a jia-rine. No surprise there...
I saw them running down a hill, mid-afternoon in the summer heat, with 100 LB backpacks, holding wooden sticks for rifles, screaming at the top of their lungs,,,, Kill - Kill -Kill.
Right then, I knew that I lacked 'what it takes' to be a 'quality Marine.'
Everybody sing along now....
Mar--ine--corps... Mickey Mouse.
(and keep on remembering who the one's are that ALWAYS start this kind of chit)
I'm really not understanding why I'm supposed to feel insulted by you telling me you don't pack the gear to be a Marine. Since I cannot properly express to you the enormity of the f**k I do not give about starting a flame war with you, I bid you good day, sir.
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Since I cannot properly express to you the enormity of the f**k I do not give about starting a flame war with you, I bid you good day, sir.
Starting??? YOU had already started it. I just kicked you in the mouth for doing so.
You leave me alone, and I'll do the same. But hide in the bushes to ambush me for your butt-buddies and I'll give you another dose of your own medicine.
And what you 'give' or don't give means even less to me. Now, I really don't G-a-S what kind of a day you have, but my day will be just fine, like always, because my good days don't depend on anything that happens here....
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You have very strange ideas of what constitutes a kick to the mouth, or ambushing someone, or dosing someone with their own medicine. You've insulted me, two, three times I suppose if you consider that weaksauce about Marines an insult. I haven't done anything but posted a particularly hilarious pop culture meme based on your use of the word "buddy." Ever wonder why you get in so many of these mythical enmities? It's because you're an easy target.
Reminds me of my favorite movie.
"Why would you want to hit me, Bob?
Do you really believe that there's
some stored up conflict that needs
resolution between us? We don't exist.
There's nothing between us. So who
do you want to hit, Bob? It's not
me."
Reminds me of my favorite movie.
"Why would you want to hit me, Bob?
Do you really believe that there's
some stored up conflict that needs
resolution between us? We don't exist.
There's nothing between us. So who
do you want to hit, Bob? It's not
me."
Don’t worry guys. I have uncovered a pic of Insta that explains why he/she is so hard to understand.......
Don’t worry guys. I have uncovered a pic of Insta that explains why he/she is so hard to understand.......
This is the first time since this thread started that I looked inside it.
I've had Insta on Ignore for a very long time. I don't have any patience for the crybaby.
Thank you so much, and please return me permanently to your IGNORE list.
And if you could take your dweeb butt-buddies with you, I'd really appreciate that.
But they won't go, because they are what they are, no matter what they 'claim' to be...
Thank you so much, and please return me permanently to your IGNORE list.
And if you could take your dweeb butt-buddies with you, I'd really appreciate that.
But they won't go, because they are what they are, no matter what they 'claim' to be...
And now for my insta impression:
Don't thank me. And what you 'appreciate' or don't appreciate means even less to me. *random homophobic slur* *RANDOM STATEMENT IN BOLD AND ALL CAPS*
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And now for my insta impression:
Don't thank me. And what you 'appreciate' or don't appreciate means even less to me. *random homophobic slur* *RANDOM STATEMENT IN BOLD AND ALL CAPS*
On this day, the Internet was won.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz as usual....
"my day will be just fine, like always, because my good days don't depend on anything that happens here....
----- "And yet, here you are.
"my day will be just fine, like always, because my good days don't depend on anything that happens here....
And yet, here you are.
Get someone that still has a functioning (or sober) brain to splain-it to ya....
"my day will be just fine, like always, because my good days don't depend on anything that happens here....
" ----- ~~ (has nothing to do with being here or not -- Happiness is a State of Mind)And now, back to ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
It is my personal belief that someone would have to be a bit of a masochist to start fights and then continue to come back to see what abuse they have inspired. But what do I know, I run towards gunfire.
based upon his last couple of posts I am starting to think he is narcoleptic.
1. Not much imo.
2. Immortal, Invulnerable, (brainless) and bullet-proof is not new...
Was that supposed to be your 'inspired diss' on me for today?
IF so,,,,
Emoticons are the finest and most classic way to flirt in this era.
Irrelevance is the standard for the inane/clueless dweebs in this era.
(T-time is 2:30 PM, so bub-by twits)
(T-time is 2:30 PM, so bub-by twits)
I don't believe you know what diss means. That was an observation, and since you've replied to it twice, makes me wonder again about the masochism.
I look at the thread's subject.
I look at the dweebs attack spew.
None of the dweebs would even bother with iG, and most have him on ignore.
Now, I wonder (if this were true) how this thread has made it to the 2nd page, and I wonder how so many can read and post their usual bs while having me and any threads I start on IGNORE?
They can leave this thread at any time, and yet here they all are, yappin' away.
With their pants on fire....
I look at the dweebs attack spew.
None of the dweebs would even bother with iG, and most have him on ignore.
Now, I wonder (if this were true) how this thread has made it to the 2nd page, and I wonder how so many can read and post their usual bs while having me and any threads I start on IGNORE?
They can leave this thread at any time, and yet here they all are, yappin' away.
With their pants on fire....
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Insta, if we all ignored you, you're threads would consist of your original post, any random and unnecessary updates you post in it, and the occasional drive by who says "neat info."
You need us.
You need us.
Oh, that's right. NCAA suspended him for a year because he took some Benedryl. Everybody knows it gets sooooo cold in the summer in Florida that he got the sniffles
Gee, a thousand pardons
Yeah, you're right, what am I thinking? The name of the "roids" as you put it has been all over the news. What was the name of the "roids"?? Just an FYI, I live in Florida and I have allergies and I've had a cold or two as well. I know YOU think that in paradise there are no sniffles, but there are.
They can leave this thread at any time, and yet here they all are, yappin' away.
With their pants on fire....
1) You give us something interesting to do until the clock gets to a socially acceptable drinking hour.
2) "With their pants on fire?" SRSLY? My 8 year old nephew has a better cursing game than you.
DL, ole Mad-Dog-Dollie is just a jealous/envious drunk hillbilly wannabe that posts more about UF on VolChat than he does about his own loser team (11 in a row).
He's got a thread over there that attempts to rag on UF for leading the SEC last off season with 8 arrests. There are over 15,000 Division 1 college football players. As a whole, they have crime rates much lower than the general population. However when they do get in trouble, they get a lot of attention. (at UF, prolly half or better of their arrests are for misdemeanor weed possession). And why list arrests instead of guilty convictions? Anyone can be arrested for anything, guilty or not....
Ever wonder why it was named the Fulmer Cup when it was started in 2006?
And if you want to know why tennis-sea arrests are so low, just go here to find out:
http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/21015/erik-ainge-opens-up-about-drug-addiction
"I played my whole senior season with a broken finger on my throwing hand. It was really badly broken. Just taking the snap, throwing the ball, handing it off, getting tackled -- everything that goes along with playing quarterback -- it was very painful. Throughout that process, I became hooked on pain killers. I got them from the team doctor. I went through the prescriptions pretty fast. After he had been giving them to me for quite a while, he said he couldn't give them to me anymore. I was hooked on them and I was playing football, and there was no way I was going to cancel my senior year by going to rehab. I started getting them from people, buying them, getting them off the street. I wasn't the only player on the team that was doing it, so we knew people. It wasn't, like, super sketchy or anything. We knew people who had them, and we were Tennessee football players, so they pretty much just gave them to us."
"I went to Tennessee to visit friends, and I had some trouble with the law. It never got reported because the cops were Tennessee fans, and they saw how bad a shape I was in. It was so bad that I don't even want to talk about it. I was cuffed, but instead of busting me, the cops called somebody in town that knew me. Two days later, I was up in Boston at rehab. I had to get help before I died."
And so it goes. The difference between Gainesville, FL and no-Knox, tennis-sea is:
In Gainesville the cops will arrest you for saying bark, bark.
In no-Knox, they won't arrest you, even if you're falling down drunk and driving...
He's got a thread over there that attempts to rag on UF for leading the SEC last off season with 8 arrests. There are over 15,000 Division 1 college football players. As a whole, they have crime rates much lower than the general population. However when they do get in trouble, they get a lot of attention. (at UF, prolly half or better of their arrests are for misdemeanor weed possession). And why list arrests instead of guilty convictions? Anyone can be arrested for anything, guilty or not....
Ever wonder why it was named the Fulmer Cup when it was started in 2006?
And if you want to know why tennis-sea arrests are so low, just go here to find out:
http://espn.go.com/blog/sec/post/_/id/21015/erik-ainge-opens-up-about-drug-addiction
"I played my whole senior season with a broken finger on my throwing hand. It was really badly broken. Just taking the snap, throwing the ball, handing it off, getting tackled -- everything that goes along with playing quarterback -- it was very painful. Throughout that process, I became hooked on pain killers. I got them from the team doctor. I went through the prescriptions pretty fast. After he had been giving them to me for quite a while, he said he couldn't give them to me anymore. I was hooked on them and I was playing football, and there was no way I was going to cancel my senior year by going to rehab. I started getting them from people, buying them, getting them off the street. I wasn't the only player on the team that was doing it, so we knew people. It wasn't, like, super sketchy or anything. We knew people who had them, and we were Tennessee football players, so they pretty much just gave them to us."
"I went to Tennessee to visit friends, and I had some trouble with the law. It never got reported because the cops were Tennessee fans, and they saw how bad a shape I was in. It was so bad that I don't even want to talk about it. I was cuffed, but instead of busting me, the cops called somebody in town that knew me. Two days later, I was up in Boston at rehab. I had to get help before I died."
And so it goes. The difference between Gainesville, FL and no-Knox, tennis-sea is:
In Gainesville the cops will arrest you for saying bark, bark.
In no-Knox, they won't arrest you, even if you're falling down drunk and driving...
And yet here you are, to continue your usual iG stalking, after claiming that I'm not worth responding to, and that you aren't going to get into a flame war wid me,,,, (as his pants blaze on).
Your smack is GREAT! I can hardly wait to see what great 'stuff' you put out next.
