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Cock Chicks are Somewhat Promiscuous and Tend to Have Lack of Self-Esteem Issues...

sadgator

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...lots of therapy going on up there.

Speaking of therapy, sadgator thinks Mac should bring in a sports psychologist to speak with Treon this week. He can do it; he just needs to believe in himself.

South Carolina gave UT every bit of challenge they could handle and probably would have pulled it out but for the fumble. We are gonna have to move the ball and score this week. sadgator just can't imagine how we are gonna actually do it. It seems very obvious to sadgator that this game will be a loss; however, sadgator just can't bear to pick against the SEC Eastern Division Champions in their final Eastern Division game. At least if we do get beat, it won't be at the hands of Steve...that is a positive.

sadgator admits this is a pick from his heart that goes against everything his gut is telling him...

SEC Eastern Division Champions 21
Steve-less Cocks 20
 
...lots of therapy going on up there.

Speaking of therapy, sadgator thinks Mac should bring in a sports psychologist to speak with Treon this week. He can do it; he just needs to believe in himself.

South Carolina gave UT every bit of challenge they could handle and probably would have pulled it out but for the fumble. We are gonna have to move the ball and score this week. sadgator just can't imagine how we are gonna actually do it. It seems very obvious to sadgator that this game will be a loss; however, sadgator just can't bear to pick against the SEC Eastern Division Champions in their final Eastern Division game. At least if we do get beat, it won't be at the hands of Steve...that is a positive.

sadgator admits this is a pick from his heart that goes against everything his gut is telling him...

SEC Eastern Division Champions 21
Steve-less Cocks 20
Kelvin has a game like he did versus UGA. Harris finds confidence in Callaway, DRob, Jake McGee, and all other receivers. I expect Scarlett to put in some positive yards as well. Have confidence they will make a play when you put the ball in their hands. Brandon Powell is the key in this game. Our defense will do enough.

Gators 23
Steve-less Cocks 16
 
Funny you mention it, but went to a house party few weeks back and two of the girls there went to USCe. Let's just say that had a reason to have self-esteem issues. And let's also say that it didn't keep me from diving in...
 
Met a girl from Greenville, SC many years ago who was a USC grad. She gave me LOTS of therapy.

They are going to have a hard time scoring on us.
McGators 27
Chickens 10
 
The reality check from the Vandy game makes our Gators hyper-focused this week. They come out crisp, establish an early lead, and hold SC ( didn't want to say hold the Cocks) to a FG and a TD.

Gators 21
SC 11 (they miss the TD but get the PAT)
 
Funny you mention it, but went to a house party few weeks back and two of the girls there went to USCe. Let's just say that had a reason to have self-esteem issues. And let's also say that it didn't keep me from diving in...

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Their defense is very bad all over the place, our defense is one of the best in the nation. They have no consistent QB play and will probably turn the ball over 3 or more times trying to wing it around on us. I think it's one of the easiest plays on the board ATS this week. line is 7.5 and the total is 46.5... They are expecting something around the 28-35 range from UF and not much from USC.
 
So based on your score prediction, are you saying lay the points & bet the under?
 
I'd be more comfortable with laying the points, I think our offense wakes up this week.
 
Huh....I just realized that there is no longer a reason for USCe to be my second favorite SEC team.
 
The USCe defense has not really gotten any better since Spurrier resigned. We should be able to move the ball against them
 
A few of our Wideouts should have break out big plays, we need to get back to getting it to the TE's more rolling Treon outside. We have 3 of them that are all very dangerous and 2 of them can block very well to set up those PA's... We have to get back to that
 
I'd prefer we ditch the rollouts all together. Those and those damn counters we insist on running from the gun or pistol. They take too long to develop and our guards frankly aren't athletic enough to run them. I can only think of a handful of times we've gotten positive yards on them. Any time we run it the result is 2nd and long or 3rd and long 90% of the time, pisses me off. And against Vandy our most successful passes came from the pocket. We killed them on those early and then again late. Got the ball out of Treon's hands quickly and gave us some run after the catch opportunities. Then we decided for whatever reason to ditch em and rollout every other play.
 
Well im talking about the stretch PA where our TE's block down then run the flat route, it's always wide open. I never saw us run it last game
 
The short crosses and drags seemed to be missing more than usual as well, it looked sort of like we were trying some new stuff out on offense and it wasn't working. I can only remember the play to D rob on a simple cross that went for an explosive play over the middle in the first half.
 
I think the Trojans would be all over the cocks
Remember when Florida played USCw back in the earlky 80s? Our QB was named Wayne Peace.

The sign of the day?

"Our Peace to too big got your Trojan!"

In reality, it was Wilbur Marshall that was too big, but it was a good sing.
 
I was at that game. Pell took a victory lap around the perimeter after the game.
 
I'm still waiting for the Oregon State vs USCe game.

Hearing about the Cocks penetrating deep into Beaver territory.

That was a quick 3 and out the Beavers put on the Cocks that drive.
 
"The cocks look very excited to play with the Beavers tonight."

"The cocks seem extremely bothered by the fact that the Beavers are shutting them out...it is obviously messing with their heads."

You could go on and on with that...

What does any of that have to do with football?
 
I'm still waiting for the Oregon State vs USCe game.

Hearing about the Cocks penetrating deep into Beaver territory.

That was a quick 3 and out the Beavers put on the Cocks that drive.

I continue to wait patiently for this. When/if it does happen, I truly hope it's Musberger on the call. He won't be able to stop himself!!
 
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Get ready for an OrthQuake on Saturday. You won't see it coming but you will feel the effects. Cocks win again: Cocks 28 Gaytors: 17
 
If we not only lost by double digits, much less gave up 28 points. I'd put any money up against those odds
 
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