You know what would take the Heavener sports complex to the next level?

[EvilWayz]

Live gator mascots. Albert and Alberta in a state of the art enclosure, a la Mike the Tiger. Gators are stupid easy to take care of, just feed them and put them somewhere warm with a pool.

 

[Jeff from Jax]

Evil,

Set up a zipline like they have at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm; recruits would commit or else get feed to the Gators !

 

[fsu939913]

Evil,

Set up a zipline like they have at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm; recruits would commit or else get feed to the Gators !

I realize there is less than a .0000001% chance of falling in.... But i would not do this.

 

[sadgator]

A smokin’ hot receptionist...