You knew it was coming: POLL: FSU's next head coach.

[grommit]

Feel free to write in your own candidates. Any write in's must be willing to be paid in Alpo, ear scratches, and long walks in the woods.

 

[GordonGecko]

TAYLOR JACOBS, he is used to taking over when Jimbo Fisher can't handle the job.

 

[Uniformed_ReRe]

Why no option for Mark Stoops?

I'd take Mark Stoops.

 

[grommit]

Why no option for Mark Stoops?

Does he not wear a diaper, is he literate, and does he have an all time winning coaching record? If that is the case, I would not consider him a realistic candidate. UcheaT has set their bar too high and look at what a laughing stock they are right now. Even ESPN has said they are a dumpster fire of a program. At some point you have to settle for what you get.

 

[ifuaintagatorumustbegatorbait]

Najeh Davenport?

 

[keyzer soze]

TAYLOR JACOBS

Ouch

 

[wholt1]

Lou Holtz

 

[grommit]

Lou Holtz

Dang. Now that's very good. He's not even capable of broadcasting on ESPN anymore even. He'd be perfect for FSU.

 

[Bobbyfanz]

Try Taggart.

 

[djegators]

Lou Holtz

Mebbe Skip Holtz

 

[djegators]

Reality is, it will be Kiffen...

 

[Dannygator1989]

Reality is, it will be Kiffen...

Maybe but it seems like they’d probably go Strong I’d they want to stay in state.

 

[wholt1]

Mebbe Skip Holtz

Are you kidding? Dr. Lou still has a steamer trunk full of leather helmets! He'd whip those girls into shape in no time, by golly!

 

[wholt1]

How about Lee Corso?

 

[djegators]

Burt Reynolds still alive?

 

[IrishPokerDog]

FSU could always return to their roots.....