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Weirdest Job in the SEC

Other odd jobs...

*The guy that carries Jimbo’s change purse.
*Ed Orgeron’s translator.
*The handlers for Mrs. Malzahn.
*Kirby’s stylist.
*The guy who holds Muschamp’s ritalin container.
*Skoal can collector at Neyland.
*Joe Alleva’s male masseuse (fired).
*The guy who purchases fitted hats for Jeremy Pruitt.
 
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*The guy who purchases fitted hats for Jeremy Pruitt.
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I don't understand how he doesn't understand reaching new TV markets.

There are no 'NEW' TV markets in existence, unless they are on the moon...

ESPN and the SEC Network reach the entire freakin' world every day.
Anyone that's interested in their programming can have access to it.

Fans of Mizzou and aTm are now the newest groups in the SEC Network.

Fans of UCF and USF would be if they were in the SEC.

Which groups of TV fans are bigger and/or growing. o_O

PS

The dog-pokers of the world rarely understand anything, no matter how simple it is...
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ohsfan28 -- "yet Auburn has more undefeated seasons this century than Florida does in their entire history. You should keep praying for more flukes"

Florida has 3 NC since 1996.
Albarn has 1 NC since 1996

Since 1980, UF has only had 3 losing seasons.
Albarn has had 8 losing season since 1980

3x's the championships with almost 1/3 of the losing seasons....
I'm good with that... o_O
 
You should cherish that championship.. It's your teams "one shining moment".
One shining moment? Auburn won championships both before and after Florida you half wit retarded phuck

Keep praying for more flukes because any advantage FloridA shit program has over Auburn is built on flukes considering Auburn has more undefeated seasons in the 21st century than Florida's dog shit program has in their entire history
 
ohsfan28 -- "yet Auburn has more undefeated seasons this century than Florida does in their entire history. You should keep praying for more flukes"

Florida has 3 NC since 1996.
Albarn has 1 NC since 1996

Since 1980, UF has only had 3 losing seasons.
Albarn has had 8 losing season since 1980

3x's the championships with almost 1/3 of the losing seasons....
I'm good with that... o_O
Auburn- 2 undefeated seasons in 21st century

Florid-0 undefeated seasons ever

Keep praying for flukes
 
There are no 'NEW' TV markets in existence, unless they are on the moon...

ESPN and the SEC Network reach the entire freakin' world every day.
Anyone that's interested in their programming can have access to it.

Fans of Mizzou and aTm are now the newest groups in the SEC Network.

Fans of UCF and USF would be if they were in the SEC.

Which groups of TV fans are bigger and/or growing. o_O

PS

The dog-pokers of the world rarely understand anything, no matter how simple it is...
:rolleyes:
Jesus Christ you are thick
 
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One shining moment? Auburn won championships both before and after Florida you half wit retarded phuck

Keep praying for more flukes because any advantage FloridA shit program has over Auburn is built on flukes considering Auburn has more undefeated seasons in the 21st century than Florida's dog shit program has in their entire history

NCAA Official List of NC's, 1869 - 2018

2010 Allbarn
2008 Florida
2006 Florida
1996 Florida
1980 Jawja

So Florida has won more Football NC's than the two hick redneck capitals of the South have won combined. :p
 
ohsfan28 -- "yet Auburn has more undefeated seasons this century than Florida does in their entire history. You should keep praying for more flukes"

Florida has 3 NC since 1996.
Albarn has 1 NC since 1996

Since 1980, UF has only had 3 losing seasons.
Albarn has had 8 losing season since 1980

3x's the championships with almost 1/3 of the losing seasons....
I'm good with that... o_O
Actually, Florida has 2 NC since 1996. Let’s see if you can figure out why that is.
 



If I were to name the biggest outliers in the SEC conference when it comes to fit and culture, I would have to say Missouri.. They are more midwestern in terms of geography, they fit in the B1G culturally imo.

That got me thinking about another conference mate that has more ties to Texas than Florida.. That school of course being the former conference mates of SMU, TCU, Texas and Texas A&M, the pig porkers of Arkansas... They won a National Title in the 60s, and have made a couple SEC championship games, but I have never seen them as anything but a spoiler for LSU or Alabama occasionally.. They have had some big peronalities like Houston Nutt, a scumbag named Bobby Petrino, and the human embodiment of pig sooie in Brett Beilema.. They just seen like the red headed step child of the SEC.. They arent jokes like the Missisippi schools have been in the past, nor are they a basketball powerhouse like Kentucky, or a academic like Vanderbilt.. They have a history unlike South Carolina, but to me they are the most forgotten school in our conference.. They are the only school in the Ozark state, and they have no natural rival imo that views them as their number one rival. Nobody seems to ever say anything about them, there is no bad blood.. I seriously can't say anything about them that makes me dislike them.. It's odd..

Missouri should be in the Big 12 or Big 10. They are not an SEC school or fanbase.

Arkansas will always feel more like an old SWC program than an SEC school, but they've done ok here. Not great, not terrible.

South Carolina has come on the last 10 years or so. Before that they were even worse than Missouri is now. But you could argue that recently they've had more success in the money programs than Georgia has.

Texas A&M, over time, I think will develop into a home run addition.

It will be interesting to see which way the SEC goes when it decides to add 2 more teams to get to 16. IIRC there was a strong push a few years ago to court Oklahoma and Texas to come here. I suspect we'd either go after a couple of Big 12 teams or ACC teams.
 
Who would go to the games? USFs attendance is terrible. It isn’t SEC like that is for sure.
I am by no means pushing for USF...UCF or anything related. I do know if Auburn, LSU, Alabama, Florida, UGA, and LSU were playing in Tampa at a new stadium any given year they would draw 50,000 for those games on average. That's no worse than Vanderbilt. Depending on how good of a season Tennessee, Texas A&M, South Carolina, Missouri, and Arkansas were having they would draw 42,000 at worst...right in par with Vanderbilt.


As I said, I am no advocate for USF to the SEC by any means. I'm just debating that they would improve from the 30,000 (or whatever it is) that they draw now. The SEC would improve USF but USF would not improve the SEC.
 
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Missouri should be in the Big 12 or Big 10. They are not an SEC school or fanbase.

Arkansas will always feel more like an old SWC program than an SEC school, but they've done ok here. Not great, not terrible.

South Carolina has come on the last 10 years or so. Before that they were even worse than Missouri is now. But you could argue that recently they've had more success in the money programs than Georgia has.

Texas A&M, over time, I think will develop into a home run addition.

It will be interesting to see which way the SEC goes when it decides to add 2 more teams to get to 16. IIRC there was a strong push a few years ago to court Oklahoma and Texas to come here. I suspect we'd either go after a couple of Big 12 teams or ACC teams.
I feel they would go after Va Tech or NC State for more eastward expansion of TV markets.

I feel they would off the silver platter and red carpet to get OU...but rumor always is OK State is a package deal with OU.
 
Other odd jobs...

*The guy that carries Jimbo’s change purse.
*Ed Orgeron’s translator.
*The handlers for Mrs. Malzahn.
*Kirby’s stylist.
*The guy who holds Muschamp’s ritalin container.
*Skoal can collector at Neyland.
*Joe Alleva’s male masseuse (fired).

Orgeron...

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