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After eating Miracle Whipped Salad dressing...the taste of regular mayonnaise is downright rancid...however, mustard or honey mustard could be substituted.
Just say NO to mayonnaise!

Agent Orange

Ok. New leader in the clubhouse for dumbest post in thread.
 
After eating Miracle Whipped Salad dressing...the taste of regular mayonnaise is downright rancid...however, mustard or honey mustard could be substituted.
Just say NO to mayonnaise!

Agent Orange
Be proud of them wings, the only ones you gonna leave here with, Mayo Naise!
 
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I wonder if Agent Orange dips his fries in Miracle Whip.

BBQ sauce is the preferred dipping sauce for fries...followed by ranch salad dressing with a splash of tabasco sauce...honey mustard is next...then ketchup with tabasco sauce..then Miracle Whip...so, sometimes the answer is yes to Miracle Whip.

Agent Orange
 
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BBQ sauce is the preferred dipping sauce for fries...followed by ranch salad dressing with a splash of tabasco sauce...honey mustard is next...then ketchup with tabasco sauce..then Miracle Whip...so, sometimes the answer is yes to Miracle Whip.

Agent Orange
Despite the nasty Miracle Whip, I gave you a like for the Tabasco sauce and honey mustard.
 
Please Agent Orange, tell me your eating those mator sandwiches
with JFG, or Dukes mayonnaise. :p

Mater sammiches always get two slices of bread...3-4 slices of maters...a piece of real American cheese (not that processed stuff)...and both slices of bread are slathered with Miracle Whip...with some salt & peppa on the mater slices...sometimes, if I remember...I'll add some Tabasco sauce...no lettuce on these sammiches.

That's how I roll.
Forgot to add...chili cheese fritos are a must.

Agent Orange
 
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How could I forget? Mayonnaise is white, so if you use mayo on your sammich, hot dog(gross), or on anything it's racist. Especially that nasty @$$ Miracle Whip.
How about a white dog? If you own one, you're racist.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/20...-a-white-dog-internet-trolls-call-her-racist/

Props to you, GatorDad3...after reading your above post...things did come to mind (well, at least to my mind...such that it is)...last year, I refused to watch pro football because of Colonoscopy Kaeperdick and the movement he started...and yes, regardless of what you (GatorDad3) do...many folks are gonna find fault with how you feel (politically)...find fault for your eating mayonnaise (cause it's white)...or find fault with me cause the canine I lost on 12th April this year (yellow lab) would be considered "white."...so, I'm takin' back my white power and I'm gonna watch pro football this season and if folks take a knee...so be it...and I'm gonna eat that yummy Miracle Whip and will also venture into regular mayonnaise (have eaten Dukes before)...and no, no mayo/Miracle Whip on a hot dog...BBQ sauce, ketchup, mustard are allowed.

I am a white person of color.

Agent Orange
 
Props to you, GatorDad3...after reading your above post...things did come to mind (well, at least to my mind...such that it is)...last year, I refused to watch pro football because of Colonoscopy Kaeperdick and the movement he started...and yes, regardless of what you (GatorDad3) do...many folks are gonna find fault with how you feel (politically)...find fault for your eating mayonnaise (cause it's white)...or find fault with me cause the canine I lost on 12th April this year (yellow lab) would be considered "white."...so, I'm takin' back my white power and I'm gonna watch pro football this season and if folks take a knee...so be it...and I'm gonna eat that yummy Miracle Whip and will also venture into regular mayonnaise (have eaten Dukes before)...and no, no mayo/Miracle Whip on a hot dog...BBQ sauce, ketchup, mustard are allowed.

I am a white person of color.

Agent Orange
I guess the liberals haven't thought about mayo having a white color to it. When I first heard about drinking white milk is being racist, I honestly thought they were conservatives making sick jokes about it. Turns out, it was some magazine who broke this story about everything we touch that's white is racist.
My father in law is the same way, he loves some Miracle Whip.
 
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