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This could be a gathering of a lifetime boys.

On a side note, I just found out that I'm having a girl in May so I, as expected, stopped to get a drink.

Currently on my second 22oz bud light.

A female Danny...I'm so screwed
 
This could be a gathering of a lifetime boys.

On a side note, I just found out that I'm having a girl in May so I, as expected, stopped to get a drink.

Currently on my second 22oz bud light.

A female Danny...I'm so screwed
I have three daughters. I recommend it highly
 
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This could be a gathering of a lifetime boys.

On a side note, I just found out that I'm having a girl in May so I, as expected, stopped to get a drink.

Currently on my second 22oz bud light.

A female Danny...I'm so screwed

Aaaaah $hit dude. Yea I'd off myself. Sorry man. Especially if you were a ladies man, you know, karma and all. That's like my worst nightmare come true. You know you gotta keep trying to have an heir right? Which means more than 1 kid, ugh.
 
A female Danny...I'm so screwed

You should just prepare to be 100% owned by that little girl the second she is born. I'm looking forward to later in life where you have to explain to her to not follow in your footsteps and let a brush fire burn in the backyard while posting on Gatorbait.
 
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You should just prepare to be 100% owned by that little girl the second she is born. I'm looking forward to later in life where you have to explain to her to not follow in your footsteps and let a brush fire burn in the backyard while posting on Gatorbait.

Tell me about it. Now I have to keep her from taking after her moms side of the family...they um...there's no nice way to put this.

They're Bammers.

And yeah, the karma is going to be ugly on this one. Not to mention, ooz is right. I have to have an heir or the family name dies with me and my liver.


As for the last ones standing, here's the thing: if ooz stays sober, he might beat us. But, I'll be shocked if he doesn't succumb to our peer pressure.
 
LMAO. True!

Really though, that's like my worst nightmare which is why I'm kinda holding off on kids. I figure I'll end up having like 4 girls while trying to have an heir, and they'll all end up being teen moms. I'll be that dad who just gave up on life.
 
I am an old man. By definition, I do not sleep.

I thought that meant you go to sleep early and the wake up before dawn.

See, Jeremy and I go to sleep the time you wake up.

I'm now drunk. Staring at a bottle of beer and debating if I kill it or smoke a cigarette and throttle it to death
 
I thought that meant you go to sleep early and the wake up before dawn.

See, Jeremy and I go to sleep the time you wake up.

I'm now drunk. Staring at a bottle of beer and debating if I kill it or smoke a cigarette and throttle it to death

LOL. I expect some pretty epic rants over the next year or so since I'm assuming sober Danny will become a thing. Then you'll just be miserable 24-7.
 
I thought that meant you go to sleep early and the wake up before dawn.

See, Jeremy and I go to sleep the time you wake up.

I'm now drunk. Staring at a bottle of beer and debating if I kill it or smoke a cigarette and throttle it to death
I sat on the back porch last night, smoking a cigar and watching the DVR of the Florida/Richmond game. Drank some brown water too.

We to bed about 1:00 am
 
Well then when we find out what bowl we're going to, let's make this happen.
OK.

But what I would like to have happen is have you, oozie, numbers and BBB on the back porch, dranking and smoking.

So, you guys have my e-mail address. Let's make it happen
 
I would be doing plenty of drinking, I don't know if you guys wanna be around me during a Gator game.
 
OK.

But what I would like to have happen is have you, oozie, numbers and BBB on the back porch, dranking and smoking.

So, you guys have my e-mail address. Let's make it happen

Sounds like a plan to me.

I'll get together with numbers and we'll rude down together.
 
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