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The no-Knox Bruce Pearl Legacy continues...

The IGNORED twit just can't help himself.... :rolleyes:

There once was a goater named dunny,
who was always trying to be funny.
But with his head up his butt,
and a load of beer in his gutt,
when it came to the girls he got nunny...
 
How’d you know to post the dunny-goat limerick in response to Danny’s post unless you revealed Ignored Content to se who posted??

Ignore FAIL
 
instaGATOR said:
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Yo, Instadouche.


Remember at the beginning of the basketball season when you were having a Swamp Donkey Hee-Haw at UT basketball and it's preseason prediction of a 13th place finish in the SEC while the Mighty White's were predicted to dethrone UK and finish 1st?:cool: Do you recall how you ridiculed Rick Barnes and how he wasn't in the same league with Whitey?:rolleyes:

I said at the time that with that Athlon Prediction, any finish above 13th would be a success for UT and Barnes, while any finish below 1st would be a disappointing season for the Lizzerds and Mighty Whitey.


Well......................


A team with nothing but 3* nobody underclassmen managed to finish in a tie for FIRST PLACE IN THE SEC :D . I don't see your Lizzerds there with them.

Your 4* and 5* team got whipped with by a team with a 6'6" and a 6'4" front line so quit using the excuse that because you had some fat kid from Memphis not playing, it hurt you.:oops: You got guards taller than UT's "Big Men" don't you? You thought it funny that UT played such short forwards. Still think they are funny?


The really funny thing is, EVERYBODY save the back-up PG , a grad transfer from Howard University, all return next season.

Are you still laughing?:rolleyes: I know I am.:)
 
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instaGATOR said:
The ignored twit just can't help himself....

There once was a Mad-Dog-dollie,
who's whole life has been a sad folly.
He constantly runs his foaming mouth,
he's the most dufus twit in the South,
and that's way he's ignored by golly.
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There once was a Mad-Dog dollie,
who's whole life has been a sad folly.
He runs off at the mouth,
Dumbest twit in the South,
and that's why he's ignored, by golly.

that first line is still short.
 
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EvilWayz said:
There once was an ole Mad-Dog dollie,
who's whole life has been a sad folly.
He runs at the mouth,
Dumbest twit in the South,
and that's why he's ignored, by golly.

that first line is still short.
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FIFY
 
EvilWayz said:
There once was a Mad-Dog dollie,
who's whole life has been a sad folly.
He runs off at the mouth,
Dumbest twit in the South,
and that's why he's ignored, by golly.

that first line is still short.
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Rushie said:
There once was an ole Mad-Dog dollie,
who's whole life has been a sad folly.
He runs at the mouth,
Dumbest twit in the South,
and that's why he's ignored, by golly.

that first line is still short.

FIFY
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instaGATOR said:
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2017-2018 SEC Men's Basketball Awards( in case you were too busy watching the Oscars)
2018 SEC Player of the Year - Tennessee (Soph)Forward - Grant Williams
2018 SEC Coach of the Year - Tennessee H/C Rick Barnes
2018 SEC 6th Man of the Year - Tennessee ( Soph) Guard Lamonte Turner.
2018 SEC Men's Basketball CO-Champion - Tennessee


You were Hee Hawing all over Swamp Donkeyland at UT and Barnes before the season started Instantpudpacker. Especially with UT predicted to finish 13th and your Gators picked to finish #1

Do you STILL think that both the UT team and the coach are something hysterical? Bet you get a real gut buster over the fact that they return 12 of 13 players for next year losing only the back-up PG to graduation. The only player being recruited is Florida IMG Academy Combo Guard Anafree Simons who before the season said it was a toss up between UF and UT..Wonder which team impressed him this season?.

What's that? Gator got your tongue?
 
-MDVOL said:
2017-2018 SEC Men's Basketball Awards( in case you were too busy watching the Oscars)
2018 SEC Player of the Year - Tennessee (Soph)Forward - Grant Williams
2018 SEC Coach of the Year - Tennessee H/C Rick Barnes
2018 SEC 6th Man of the Year - Tennessee ( Soph) Guard Lamonte Turner.
2018 SEC Men's Basketball CO-Champion - Tennessee


You were Hee Hawing all over Swamp Donkeyland at UT and Barnes before the season started Instantpudpacker. Especially with UT predicted to finish 13th and your Gators picked to finish #1

Do you STILL think that both the UT team and the coach are something hysterical? Bet you get a real gut buster over the fact that they return 12 of 13 players for next year losing only the back-up PG to graduation. The only player being recruited is Florida IMG Academy Combo Guard Anafree Simons who before the season said it was a toss up between UF and UT..Wonder which team impressed him this season?.

What's that? Gator got your tongue?
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You use to always down Shark McTeeth's recruits and sunshine pump Lyle Losers recruits. Shark McTeeth went 2-1 over double L.

Now y'all are even. Take y'all's banter back to the X-Files thread.

Only kidding, have a great day.

:cool:
 
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TennesseeGator said:
You use to always down Shark McTeeth's recruits and sunshine pump Lyle Losers recruits. Shark McTeeth went 2-1 over double L.

Now y'all are even. Take y'all's banter back to the X-Files thread.

Only kidding, have a great day.

:cool:
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I had forgotten about the shark humping photo. Thanks for reminding me.:D
 
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Among the many things that a MadDogdollie mouth foamer likes to try to ignore, while he's yappin' at da-moon. :confused:

C J.Egbunu 6-11 265 rsSr - ACL expected back by late Jan or early Feb.
Instead out for the entire season. (he could/might petition NCAA for another year)

PF/C Isaiah Stokes 6-8 258 Fr - HS ACL, expected back by late Jan or early Feb.
Instead, out for the entire season. His older brother played for Tennis-sea, but told his brother to go elsewhere. I wonder why.... o_O

PF/SF Chase Johnson 6-9 210 Fr - Ripley, WV
Early season concussion, never made it back, so a redshirt.
  • Rated a four-star recruit by ESPN
  • Combo forward with the ability to play a stretch-4 position.
  • Great athlete with a knack for finding the ball.
  • ESPN.com bottom line: “He's a young and blossoming forward with notable upside because he combines athleticism, a foundation of skill and a good nose for the ball.”
  • Named 2nd-team All-State in high school.
  • Came to Florida because of the combination of academics, basketball and the great staff and players. (things not found at tennis-sea) :cool:
  • Prides himself on his work ethic.
  • Also considered Virginia Tech, West Virginia, and Tennis-sea, but not for long. :p
Who leaves UF after the 2017-18 season?

PG Chris Chiozza Sr
SF Egor Koulechov Grad-Sr

And maybe, unless he petitions and wins another year:
C John Egbunu rsSr
Everyone else is back.

Mike White's incoming class:

PF Keyontae Johnson 6-5 220 **** - Wilson, VA
Just wait until you get a load of this guy, from anywhere on the court.


SG Noah Locke 6-2 175 **** - Owings Mills, MD
This kid is a shooting machine,,, #10.


They both had to drive right by Tennis-sea on their way to Florida.
I wonder why they didn't stay closer to home, IF Tennis-sea is such-a-deal? :rolleyes:

#3 PG Andrew Nembhard 6-4 185 ***** - Montverde, FL
Eat your freakin' heart out....
 
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Who really get's the credit for both tennis-sea and Ar-kansas still being in the SEC-T? As usual, the worst game officials in college basketball.... o_O

There once was an ole Mad-Dog dollie,
who's whole life has been a sad folly.
He runs at the mouth,
Dumbest twit in the South,
and that's why he's ignored, by golly.
 
instaGATOR said:
Who really get's the credit for both tennis-sea and Ar-kansas still being in the SEC-T? As usual, the worst game officials in college basketball.... o_O

There once was an ole Mad-Dog dollie,
who's whole life has been a sad folly.
He runs at the mouth,
Dumbest twit in the South,
and that's why he's ignored, by golly.
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Yeah that’s why Florida got embarrassed and Arkansas got embarrassed today.

Always somebody else’s fault.
 
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instaGATOR said:
Who really get's the credit for both tennis-sea and Ar-kansas still being in the SEC-T? As usual, the worst game officials in college basketball.... o_O

There once was an ole Mad-Dog dollie,
who's whole life has been a sad folly.
He runs at the mouth,
Dumbest twit in the South,
and that's why he's ignored, by golly.
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You cough up more excuses than a 2nd grader who being forced to drink castor oil
 
Now that the top board contributors (in their own warped little minds anyway) have had their usual say,,,,

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instaGATOR said:
Now that the top board contributors (in their own warped little minds anyway) have had their usual say,,,,

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Instalooney is kinda strange you see
He views farm animals romantically
He just loves grabbin' virgin wool
Says goats is nice but sheep are wonderful


Inbred is how he wanted to stay
Grabbed his sisters and rolled in the hay
His entire town has only one last name
Cross-eyed and slack-jawed they all look the same.

Other folks he tends to overwhelm
He thought Deliverance was a training film
He'll sneak up behind you if he gets the chance
And say "hey now buddy lets yew jist drop them pants"
 
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instaGATOR said:
Among the many things that a MadDogdollie mouth foamer likes to try to ignore, while he's yappin' at da-moon. :confused:

C J.Egbunu 6-11 265 rsSr - ACL expected back by late Jan or early Feb.
Instead out for the entire season. (he could/might petition NCAA for another year)

PF/C Isaiah Stokes 6-8 258 Fr - HS ACL, expected back by late Jan or early Feb.
Instead, out for the entire season. His older brother played for Tennis-sea, but told his brother to go elsewhere. I wonder why.... o_O

PF/SF Chase Johnson 6-9 210 Fr - Ripley, WV
Early season concussion, never made it back, so a redshirt.
  • Rated a four-star recruit by ESPN
  • Combo forward with the ability to play a stretch-4 position.
  • Great athlete with a knack for finding the ball.
  • ESPN.com bottom line: “He's a young and blossoming forward with notable upside because he combines athleticism, a foundation of skill and a good nose for the ball.”
  • Named 2nd-team All-State in high school.
  • Came to Florida because of the combination of academics, basketball and the great staff and players. (things not found at tennis-sea) :cool:
  • Prides himself on his work ethic.
  • Also considered Virginia Tech, West Virginia, and Tennis-sea, but not for long. :p
Who leaves UF after the 2017-18 season?

PG Chris Chiozza Sr
SF Egor Koulechov Grad-Sr

And maybe, unless he petitions and wins another year:
C John Egbunu rsSr
Everyone else is back.

Mike White's incoming class:

PF Keyontae Johnson 6-5 220 **** - Wilson, VA
Just wait until you get a load of this guy, from anywhere on the court.


SG Noah Locke 6-2 175 **** - Owings Mills, MD
This kid is a shooting machine,,, #10.


They both had to drive right by Tennis-sea on their way to Florida.
I wonder why they didn't stay closer to home, IF Tennis-sea is such-a-deal? :rolleyes:

#3 PG Andrew Nembhard 6-4 185 ***** - Montverde, FL
Eat your freakin' heart out....
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UT recruited Stokes to play football. He was a 300lb OT

Far too fat and slow to play basketball. Plus, he already had knee problems in H/S.
Merry Christmas.
 
-MDVOL said:
Instalooney is kinda strange you see
He views farm animals romantically
He just loves grabbin' virgin wool
Says goats is nice but sheep are wonderful


Inbred is how he wanted to stay
Grabbed his sisters and rolled in the hay
His entire town has only one last name
Cross-eyed and slack-jawed they all look the same.

Other folks he tends to overwhelm
He thought Deliverance was a training film
He'll sneak up behind you if he gets the chance
And say "hey now buddy lets yew jist drop them pants"
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Good lord a message board rap battle...
 
Oh BTW, Dear nailed-head Dust Bowl Choker: o_O

Choke-la-homo 78 - 83 Mighty Rhode Island :oops:


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Yet another One & Done for the swooners...

While the 8 SEC teams went 6-2 in the 1st round.
 
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