Let’s Go Brandon - Parte Tres

[BCSpell]

Shuttered Adult Bookstores Cite Fierce Competition From School Libraries

SACRAMENTO, CA — Honest, hard-working small business owners across the country have shuttered their adult bookstores, citing the inability to compete with the vast network of school libraries offering an array of X-rated adult material to an entire generation of kids.

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New California Law Dictates If Your Kid Says He's Optimus Prime You Must Install Tires On Him And Let Him Run Down The 405 Freeway

LOS ANGELES, CA — California parents were thrown for a loop today after news broke of a new state law that says if a child identifies as Optimus Prime, they will be required to install tires on him and send him running down the 405 freeway.

babylonbee.com

 

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Disney Unveils More Authentic California Adventure Park Featuring Homeless Campsite

ANAHEIM, CA — The Walt Disney Company unveiled plans for a more authentic California Adventure theme park this week which features an authentic homeless campsite.

babylonbee.com

 

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Kamala Harris Arrives At Ground Zero To Give Speech About January 6

NEW YORK, NY — As the nation paused to remember the devastating attacks that took place on September 11, 2001, Vice President Kamala Harris arrived at the former site of the World Trade Center towers to mark the occasion by giving a speech about the Capitol riots on January 6, 2021.

babylonbee.com

 

[FresnoGator]

New California Law Dictates If Your Kid Says He's Optimus Prime You Must Install Tires On Him And Let Him Run Down The 405 Freeway

LOS ANGELES, CA — California parents were thrown for a loop today after news broke of a new state law that says if a child identifies as Optimus Prime, they will be required to install tires on him and send him running down the 405 freeway.

babylonbee.com

Damn, Optimus prime is one of my favorite Internet aliases ...

 

[BCSpell]

Democrats Complain That Illegal Immigrants Are Destroying Their Sanctuary Cities

U.S. — Democratic leadership in multiple sanctuary cities complained Monday about undocumented immigrants destroying the very sanctuaries established for them.

babylonbee.com

 

[BCSpell]

Biden Comforts 9/11 Victims By Telling About The Time He Was Playing Jenga And His Tower Fell Down

ANCHORAGE, AK — With Americans across the country remembering the tragic events of September 11, 2001, President Joe Biden offered the victims' families comfort by telling them about the time he watched in horror as his Jenga tower fell right before his eyes.

babylonbee.com

 

[BCSpell]

Biden Comforts 9/11 Victims By Telling About The Time He Was Playing Jenga And His Tower Fell Down

ANCHORAGE, AK — With Americans across the country remembering the tragic events of September 11, 2001, President Joe Biden offered the victims' families comfort by telling them about the time he watched in horror as his Jenga tower fell right before his eyes.

babylonbee.com

 

[BCSpell]

Experts Believe Aaron Rodgers Ankle Injury A Result Of Being Unvaccinated

NEW YORK, NY — After the devastating reports came out that star New York Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers had suffered what is suspected to be a season-ending injury to his Achilles tendon, experts immediately expressed belief that the injury was a result of Rodgers being unvaccinated.

babylonbee.com

 

[BCSpell]

I love the Bee. I know it is suppose to be satire, but sometimes your like HMMMMM...

 

[gatordad3]

Fuchs the New York Jets. As a Dolphin fan, every other team in the AFC East can go Fuch themselves.

 

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[gatordad3]

It's 12:51 EST 9/11/2023, and Biden is still a pedophile.

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[fatman76]

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@BSC911 @kalimgoodman @Uniformed_ReRe

Your guy is a liar

 

[gatordad3]

Good riddance Dumb Fuch!

Mitt Romney Announces He Will Not Seek Reelection

Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney announced Wednesday that he will not be running for reelection.

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[nail1988]

Good riddance Dumb Fuch!

Mitt Romney Announces He Will Not Seek Reelection

Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney announced Wednesday that he will not be running for reelection.

dailycaller.com

Because that RINO POS knew he would get crushed in the primary. another McConnell stooge sent packing

 

[nail1988]

Because that RINO POS knew he would get crushed in the primary. another McConnell stooge sent packing

😭😭😭

 

[nail1988]

Better late than never. Truth is, Romney would’ve been humiliated and crushed at the Utah GOP convention. He’s one of the most deceitful Republican chameleons in modern times, running for president as a conservative, later one of the most liberal Republicans in the Senate. https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/09/13/romney-says-he-wont-run-for-re-election-n2628369#google_vignette

 

[Capt Ron 1]

Because that RINO POS knew he would get crushed in the primary. another McConnell stooge sent packing

100% I posted this months ago when we were arguing with our "Independants" (RINO lovers)

Trump got him another one gone

 

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[gatordad3]

Better late than never. Truth is, Romney would’ve been humiliated and crushed at the Utah GOP convention. He’s one of the most deceitful Republican chameleons in modern times, running for president as a conservative, later one of the most liberal Republicans in the Senate. https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/09/13/romney-says-he-wont-run-for-re-election-n2628369#google_vignette

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"This is a huge blow for the Democratic Party," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "Romney has been one of our most reliable senators. He will be sorely missed."

Democrats have immediately begun searching for a replacement candidate, concerned that conservatives in Utah could flip the seat Republican. "Romney being able to carry Utah for the Democrats was an unbelievable windfall for the party," said analyst Chuck Todd. "It will be incredibly difficult to find another candidate who can win in such a deep red state while completely and utterly turning his back on the Republican party. It's like finding a unicorn."

 

[gatordad3]

Off topic

 

[nail1988]

WTH? 😳😭

 

[nail1988]

😭😭😭😭

 

[BCSpell]

WTH? 😳😭

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Once a racist, always a racist???? Old habits hard to break???

 

[BCSpell]

😭😭😭😭

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The lies are getting so bad now, even CNN is starting to talk about them.

 

[fatman76]

WTH? 😳😭

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gawd he's so freaking racist

you gonna allow this to go without comment @kalimgoodman ?

 

[nail1988]

WTH? 😳😭

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@RayGravesGhost

 

[nail1988]

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Fuchs the New York Jets. As a Dolphin fan, every other team in the AFC East can go Fuch themselves.

Your coach gonna keep Tua from getting killed this year? I think Tua took more Burning Hammers last season than Misawa ever did against Kenta.

 

[gatordad3]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Even CNN is pointing out The Groper Joe's lies.

 

[GatorTheo]

The lies are getting so bad now, even CNN is starting to talk about them.

I don't envy the MSM. Now that they have to start questioning Biden, who are they going to support? Kamala is next in line and has those special qualifications. Does MSM dare not support her?

 

[gatordad3]

Your coach gonna keep Tua from getting killed this year? I think Tua took more Burning Hammers last season than Misawa ever did against Kenta.

I, along with several Phins fans like what Mike McDaniel has done in Miami. As for Tuanigamanuolepola Tagovailoa, we can only hope he stays healthy throughout the season. Say what you want about Tuanigamanuolepola Tagovailoa, but he's been a total badass when healthy.

 

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[gatordad3]

When was the last time we had a president who was a bigger dipsh!t like The Groper Joe?

 

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[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Better late than never. Truth is, Romney would’ve been humiliated and crushed at the Utah GOP convention. He’s one of the most deceitful Republican chameleons in modern times, running for president as a conservative, later one of the most liberal Republicans in the Senate. https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/09/13/romney-says-he-wont-run-for-re-election-n2628369#google_vignette

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Let's wait and see who replaces him. If its a strong America First candidate, then it's a big win. But if they just insert another RINO, it's actually a loss.

 

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[ghost_of_ukalum1988]