Iowa sucks

[Dannygator1989]

I'm pretty sure they're at 70 on their interstates, but the state needs to go by quicker. Not that I don't love the World's Largest Truckstop and their NASCAR track.

It's nkt for the top series, just the lower national series.

Don't degrade NASCAR.

 

[WhatsTheWord]

If Iowa cared about the rest of the country, they would raise their speed limits.

Only poors and truckers drive through IA. The rest fly over us.

 

[mnole03]

Only poors and truckers drive through IA. The rest fly over us.

Would that I could, but we have dogs. Even they don't like Iowa.

 

[WhatsTheWord]

Good luck today boys and girls.

 

[GordonGecko]

Go Gators!

 

[Blackleaf40]

I can wait to skin some gaturds.

 

[EvilWayz]

I can wait to skin some gaturds.

Eww, gross.

 

[GordonGecko]

What an asskicking.

 

[Countygator]

I can wait to skin some gaturds.

Not much else to do in those cornfields

 

[WhatsTheWord]

We do suck. Thanks for pointing that out.

 

[TennesseeGator]

I can wait to skin some gaturds.

How'd that work out for you? Dummy!

 

[g8rbass94]

After September, no SEC school has the balls to travel north. LSU traveled to Wisconsin last year but it was on September 3rd

The average temp difference in Lexington Kentucky and Columbus Ohio in December is 2 degrees.

 

[TennesseeGator]

The average temp difference in Lexington Kentucky and Columbus Ohio in December is 2 degrees.

And I bet it isn't too much warmer in Nashville or Knoxville either.

 

[nail1988]

How'd that work out for you? Dummy!

Lulz.

Iowa like most of the B1G is hot garbage.

 

[Countygator]

L. z.

Iowa like most of the B1G is hot garbage.

OSU rolled into norman and bitch slapped the sooners

 

[Gaylord Focker]

Iuck Fowa

 

[sadgator]

We can't really make fun of Iowa in the summertime. Their weather is better up there, and all the hot farm chicks come out and tend to the corn. Since there are no serious sports going on, there is nothing for them to fail at...plus they got that whole "field of dreams" thing goin' for them.

But, in about 2 months it'll start getting cold again, the chicks will start putting their fall fat layers on, and Jayhawk football will be gearing up for another Outback Bowl run, so we can go back to making fun of them.

 

[instaGATOR]

Since there are no serious sports going on, there is nothing for them to fail at....

Sadly, maybe not for the hawks, but the Gators have year-round Student-Athletes.

 

[46885]

the iowa jayhawks

 

[instaGATOR]

the iowa jayhawks

Stop always attacking me....

 

[46885]

did you call them the jayhawks?

 

[instaGATOR]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Dannygator1989]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

And once again the grown man can't answer a very simple question.

I used to think your death would be sad, but now your impending doom will be fun.

Why?

Because I'm going to give your online eulogy.

 

[GordonGecko]

We can't really make fun of Iowa in the summertime. Their weather is better up there, and all the hot farm chicks come out and tend to the corn. Since there are no serious sports going on, there is nothing for them to fail at...plus they got that whole "field of dreams" thing goin' for them.

But, in about 2 months it'll start getting cold again, the chicks will start putting their fall fat layers on, and Jayhawk football will be gearing up for another Outback Bowl run, so we can go back to making fun of them.

Iowans are very insecure.

 

[instaGATOR]

And once again the grown man can't answer a very simple question.

I used to think your death would be sad, but now your impending doom will be fun.

Why?

Because I'm going to give your online eulogy.

Still

at your sorry loser dumb-azz...

There once was a goater named dunny,
who was always trying to be funny.
But with his head up his butt,
and a load of beer in his gutt,
when it came to the girls he got nunny...

 

[Dannygator1989]

Still

at your sorry loser dumb-azz...

There once was a goater named dunny,
who was always trying to be funny.
But with his head up his butt,
and a load of beer in his gutt,
when it came to the girls he got nunny...

You know I'm right.

 

[instaGATOR]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

There once was a goater named dunny,
who was always trying to be funny.
But with his head up his butt,
and a load of beer in his gutt,
when it came to the girls he got nunny...

 

[GordonGecko]

You know I'm right.

I thought Ron Zook was a poor hire.

 

[Dannygator1989]

I thought Ron Zook was a poor hire.

And he was.

 

[sadgator]

 

[sadgator]

 

[MJWilliamson]

I used to think your death would be sad,

MJWilliamson thinks that sad is not death.

sad asks all kinds of good questions and shares the struggles of his love life with us.

MJWilliamson likes sad.

 

[sadgator]

 

[Dannygator1989]

MJWilliamson thinks that sad is not death.

sad asks all kinds of good questions and shares the struggles of his love life with us.

MJWilliamson likes sad.

Sads death would be...sad.

 

[sadgator]

 

[sadgator]

 

[sadgator]

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