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Hey I live in Jax and have a big ass television

Really? Go to the game or eat wings with Evil and his mead? Drive the 1 1/2-2 hours and go to the game Evil!

I would if I hadn't just spent 700 dollars on car repairs. Plus I don't like stadiums, not enough guns or exits. And I don't have to stand in line to take a piss.

Also, PUBLIX HOT WINGS. (breaded of course)
 
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Watching a game with EW with frightening exotic alcohol would be a total blast, but on Saturday. sadgator will be wandering around the outside of the Citrus Bowl with his posse’ starting shit and behaving like a man much younger than his actual age...

Enjoy. I can't do a lot of shit starting any more, I just stopped walking with a cane.
I hate physical therapy. However, It will enable me to get back on the motorcycle, which was responsible for the injury in the first place.

Also, mead is the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. And as it is the only alcohol made with neither fruit nor grain (the original recipe anyways) it is the only adult beverage Muslims may drink without pissing off Allah.
 
Enjoy. I can't do a lot of shit starting any more, I just stopped walking with a cane.
I hate physical therapy. However, It will enable me to get back on the motorcycle, which was responsible for the injury in the first place.

Also, mead is the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. And as it is the only alcohol made with neither fruit nor grain (the original recipe anyways) it is the only adult beverage Muslims may drink without pissing off Allah.

Evil you might actually be an alright guy. I just had my 5th back surgery from a major accident back in 2001. I’m going to the game and sitting in a box of a friend of my brothers. I do this message board as fun. People take this shit so seriously and I think it’s funny.
 
Enjoy. I can't do a lot of shit starting any more, I just stopped walking with a cane.
I hate physical therapy. However, It will enable me to get back on the motorcycle, which was responsible for the injury in the first place.

Also, mead is the oldest alcoholic beverage in the world. And as it is the only alcohol made with neither fruit nor grain (the original recipe anyways) it is the only adult beverage Muslims may drink without pissing off Allah.
We were in Bunratty castle in Ireland at a tourist dinner event...they served Mead. When we got back to the US I went on line trying to track down this mysterious drink...only to find that they had bottles of the exact one in the local Total Wine.



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We were in Bunratty castle in Ireland at a tourist dinner event...they served Mead. When we got back to the US I went on line trying to track down this mysterious drink...only to find that they had bottles of the exact one in the local Total Wine.


Nice. Before I started making my own, all I had access to was Chaucers. Although someone gave me a bottle of Hidden Legend The King's Mead and that was pretty good.

Course, they don't have as much alcohol as mine does.
 
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I would if I hadn't just spent 700 dollars on car repairs. Plus I don't like stadiums, not enough guns or exits. And I don't have to stand in line to take a piss.

Also, PUBLIX HOT WINGS. (breaded of course)

Mead is one of the oldest alcoholic drinks known to man. It is essentially a wine made from fermented honey and is relatively easy to produce. The three main ingredients are water, honey, and yeast, and with the proper equipment, you can make your own mead at home.
https://www.homebrewersassociation.org/tutorials/how-to-make-mead/how-to-make-mead/
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Sounds fun, but the drive to up to Jax doesn't.

Also, I've got all of that (minus your mead) right here at home in the nice quiet country.
I grow hot peppers and make my own hot sauce, salsa, hot pepper crackers, etc, (no sales so don't ask) so the Publix hot wings are not on my list of things to go buy.

Gentleman Jack with a cap full of cold well water per shot, leave to air out for a few minutes, then sip slowly with a good pipe of Dunhill or Peterson or a Gurkha cigar.... Easy living for me now days, now that I've out lived most of my invulnerable, immortal, and bullet-proof days, including the 7 motorcycles... :cool:

You have got my curiosity up for a glass of mead though (I buy and use local honey) so I'll be giving that a try in the near future... ;)
 
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You have got my curiosity up for a glass of mead though (I buy and use local honey) so I'll be giving that a try in the near future... ;)

My recipe is above. Get your hands on some Red star Blanc yeast. Combine everything in a clean gallon jug, shake it for about 5 minutes, and put a balloon with a pinhole in it over the open top and it's done. I rack mine at about 3 months into a clean glass jug and leave behind the lees. At six month I bottle, or strain it into another glass jug. Its usually nice and clear by then, and around 18- 20% alcohol. The equivalent of 4 wine bottles for about 18 dollars does all the ingredients, including the balloons.

Course if I'm feeling frisky I might freeze distill it and make honey jack.
 
My recipe is above. Get your hands on some Red star Blanc yeast. Combine everything in a clean gallon jug, shake it for about 5 minutes, and put a balloon with a pinhole in it over the open top and it's done. I rack mine at about 3 months into a clean glass jug and leave behind the lees. At six month I bottle, or strain it into another glass jug. Its usually nice and clear by then, and around 18- 20% alcohol. The equivalent of 4 wine bottles for about 18 dollars does all the ingredients, including the balloons.

Course if I'm feeling frisky I might freeze distill it and make honey jack.

Thanks for the info and advice EW, and GooooooooooooGATORS!! :)
 
Hold your nose just once and slum it! I promise you won't be sorry.

I havent eaten fried food since i was around 10 and went to my friends house. I just cant do it. Grilled wings are amazing. I will have you know i defriended that kids after that visit
 
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