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Happy retirement, Lenny the rancid Ham!!!!!!

TJtheGator

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Oh you thought I wasn't gonna post about you?!?!

What better way to put your old mule ass out to pasture than to watch the Gators win yet ANOTHER National Championship?!?!?!?!?!

It's no secret Lenny the Ham.....I don't like you!

In fact I've disliked you since the moment you held your introductory press conference at F$U in 2002 and told everyone in the audience that it would take "ONE YEAR" for the Hole program to be on par with Florida. Yes Lenny the rancid, rotten Ham, you ****ing said this. In fact, you PROMISED IT.

"ONE YEAR" for the programs to be on par with one another.

Twenty ****ing three years later and the Gators just won their THIRD National Championship and all you have to show is one measly Elite 8. Lets keep in mind that this is the same exact accomplishment as Mike White, who we ran out of town with pitchforks being sharpened and torches being lit. DO NOT FORGET THAT!

So, if your greatest accomplishment is the same as the one UF coach who is most loathed over the past 40 years, where does that leave you? You no longer have a lifetime losing record so that's a feather in the cap. Oh yes, the Florida Senate gave you a "woulda coulda shoulda" paper in 2020 saying that if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

Hang your hat on that "woulda coulda shoulda" play pretend national championship while you ride off into the sunset watching the Gators win their THIRD REAL National Championship.

Can't believe the city of TallyShitHole wants to name the court after you. All you did was not lose. In Gainesville however real national championships are won.

I will miss you, Lenny the rancid Ham. Good luck with whatever the **** you do with the rest of your life. Rest assured the championships will continue in Gainesville.
 
Let's not forget the Nole fans swore to us that winning the ACC back in 2012 was a far better accomplishment than going deep in the big dance.
 
Let's not forget the Nole fans swore to us that winning the ACC back in 2012 was a far better accomplishment than going deep in the big dance.

The Hole mind is small and simple. It cannot comprehend the magnitude of national championships.

The Gators have them in all big 3 sports and in almost all sports across the board.

The Gators are the ONLY NCAA program to win three (3) national championships in basketball and three (3) national championships in football.

The Gators are the ONLY NCAA program to win the football AND basketball championships in the same calendar (2006) and athletic (2006-2007) year.

These accomplishments are simply too big and magnanimous for a Hole brain to understand. The Hole brain can barely understand 2+2. Robert Cleckler programmed them this way when he allowed convicted criminals to leave jail for practice.
 
Maybe it's just me, but Leonard Hamilton stepping down some time this past season pretty much went unnoticed and these were their candidates. The thing is, former LSU coach Will Wade was out there for the taking, but he went to NC State.


And that is why I waited until we won the NC to send off Lenny the Ham the way he deserves.

The Holes do what they always do: hire someone with Hole connections, and in this case someone who has never been a HC.

I'm sure the Hole media will rationalize Golden and UF winning a NC into "the new Hole coach will win a NC for sure" argument.

Yeah good luck with that.
 
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