Gator LB helps stop a sexual assault

[PacoGator19]

Florida walk-on linebacker Cristian Garcia helped stop a sexual assault.

http://m.jacksonville.com/#article=6799832D2FAC3CC8A51A672B1858D5800F23

 

[sadgator]

Give him Cleveland's scholarship.

 

[mnole03]

Florida walk-on linebacker Cristian Garcia helped stop a sexual assault.

http://m.jacksonville.com/#article=6799832D2FAC3CC8A51A672B1858D5800F23

Definitely something to be commended. He did a good thing.

But since he's a Gator LB, I'll throw in this quote:

"Shaw was able to run away from Garcia..., police said."

 

[sadgator]

"Shaw was able to run away from Garcia..., police said."

"Given that the suspect escaped, we are examining DNA on a bag of crab legs found inside the dumpster." Said GPD spokesman, Stu Pidnolester.

 

[MJWilliamson]

Another article

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...raping-unconscious-woman.html#article-3703967

 

[HardeeWildcatFan]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/07/23/university-florida-linebacker-stops-sexual-assault.html

 

[HardeeWildcatFan]

"Given that the suspect escaped, we are examining DNA on a bag of crab legs found inside the dumpster." Said GPD spokesman, Stu Pidnolester.

This quote will go down as one of the best in all of the history books of football message forums sadgator!!!!


Its 10 minutes later and I still cannot stop laughing omg...

 

[JaxDawg07]

This fine young man would never get a shot to play ball at Tennessee.

 

[instaGATOR]

This fine young man would never get a shot to play ball at Tennessee.

No, cause at tennis-sea they'd likely call him a TRAITOR to the Team, and some player would tell him that a 'HIT' had been put out on him, before they forced him off the team and then ran him out of tennis-sea.... (they apparently live by the motto that: 'No good deed goes unpunished.' )

PS

Also in the news, the NFL has said that moon-roid has been cleared of PED's, so we now know that the check(s) have cleared.