Can we get an official response from Danny on this one? He got robbed.
Look, it's pretty simple.
Michi needs some loving, he's a pretty depressed dude, so I could understand that.
Marry? Ah yes...because we all look for that especially passive aggressive, never happy person to legally bond to.
Killing him, depending on the perspective, may be an act of mercy.
As for myself? I'm a lot of fun AND completely clean (I know, right?) so easily the must doable for a one night stand.
I'm pretty decent marriage material. I own a bar and co-run a landscape design and build firm so im not only handsy, but handy as well.
For the above reasons, im not sure why you would want to murder me.
Insta?
I mean...he's in his 70s so I guess if that's what you're into in the bedroom?
He does claim to be married for like 40 years, so either she's locked up against her will or he's actually rather normal and uses the Internet to release nearly half a century of frustration.
Kill? Meh...Father Time is already on that, so it kind of defeats the purpose.
Now, for our new FSU friends to go with screwing insta and killing me is either hikarious or disturbing.