Farting spreads Chinese Virus

[nail1988]

According to 2 crank doctors in Australia


Can the coronavirus be spread through farts?



https://nypost.com/2020/04/20/can-the-coronavirus-be-spread-through-farts/

 

[gatordad3]

I'm sure the resident liberals here actually place both their hands on their rears whenever they whip out the back-end blowout.
What they do with their hands afterwards, well...

 

[sadgator]

Instead of blaming the dog, sadgator suspects Trump calls his farts a hoax...

 

[gatordad3]

Instead of blaming the dog, sadgator suspects Trump calls his farts a hoax...

I can't speak for Trump or anybody else, but I at least claim it whenever I exhume the dinner corpse.

 

[DCandtheUTBand]

Now the Chinese just have to figure out how to make it radioactive and they will have the first combined N.B.C. weapon.

I can see the Army Slogan now: Don't fart the life you save may be your own.

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Why are dems obsessed with flatulence? AOC thinks cow farts are setting the planet on fire, now these quacks think human farts are a 'worldwide health crisis'?

Democrats are a worldwide mental health crisis. Change my mind.