You have no idea what they are or are not paying. Just like you have no idea what it's like to have a luxurious experience at a college football game if you think The Champions Club for Florida State vs Wake Forest is it.
I can just imagine how that goes down.....you slowly waltz into The Champions Club. You go over to the bar, you take a glass of Mello Yello. The bartender, slowly drying a red solo cup, looks at your choice, and nods slowly as he smiles. Men of means in Tallahassee recognize their own.
You turn toward the room, and see the lads are holding court as a young coed serves them hor d'oeuvres. You strut over, and Chauncey spots you.
"Numb3rs old boy, settle a debate for us! This whole alien tripe, it's all hogwash, right?"
You lean in toward the co-ed, grasp a plumb vienna sausage by the toothpick and lock eyes with her, and smile "Oh....you'd be surprised!"
She blushes and smiles, flush warm with the confidence of a real Tallahassee man.
A cheer from the lads at the bar tells you Florida State has scored. But you, why you're living the high life in the Champions Club. Every day is a touchdown for you.