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AT THE BASE of MACHU PICCHU...

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Copper Monkey 30 minutes prior to kickoff
in a small remote Peruvian village just outside of Cusco, Peru, a little peasant boy named Piero has awoken with a smile.

Today, Piero has learned that his annual gifts will come early. Today, is a day filled with joy and celebration.

Piero and his family are part of an outreach project started in the United States years ago which has continued annually. The project sends specific unwanted and useless items to those who are less fortunate. These items may be of very little value to those of us in the industrialized world, but to Piero and his family, they provide a tremendous source of comfort and worth.

After helping his mother collect fresh eggs and milk from the village farm cooperative, Piero races down to the banks of the Urubamba River. Approaching from the North, Piero spots a man paddling a hollowed out wooden boat. Piero waves his arms in delight as the man paddles the boat faster to the edge of the bank. Piero sees the cardboard box in the front of the boat and looks at the man desperately for approval. The man nods to Piero, and he grabs the box and runs at full speed back to his hut.

Once inside, Piero can hardly contain himself, he yelps (in an almost canine like sound) as he begins to open the box wondering what this year’s version will look like. Piero pulls back the tape on the box, reaches his hands inside and pulls out the first item on top. This year’s material is softer than last year’s, and it pleases Piero. Piero will sleep well in this. Tonight will be a peaceful night. Piero slips the T-shirt over his head and admires the writing in the reflection of the glass of the window of his hut. Piero cannot read English, but he knows, the writing contains a very important
message...and the message reads...

“University of Georgia Bulldogs 2019 Football National Champions.”

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in a small remote Peruvian village just outside of Cusco, Peru, a little peasant boy named Piero has awoken with a smile.

Today, Piero has learned that his annual gifts will come early. Today, is a day filled with joy and celebration.

Piero and his family are part of an outreach project started in the United States years ago which has continued annually. The project sends specific unwanted and useless items to those who are less fortunate. These items may be of very little value to those of us in the industrialized world, but to Piero and his family, they provide a tremendous source of comfort and worth.

After helping his mother collect fresh eggs and milk from the village farm cooperative, Piero races down to the banks of the Urubamba River. Approaching from the North, Piero spots a man paddling a hollowed out wooden boat. Piero waves his arms in delight as the man paddles the boat faster to the edge of the bank. Piero sees the cardboard box in the front of the boat and looks at the man desperately for approval. The man nods to Piero, and he grabs the box and runs at full speed back to his hut.

Once inside, Piero can hardly contain himself, he yelps (in an almost canine like sound) as he begins to open the box wondering what this year’s version will look like. Piero pulls back the tape on the box, reaches his hands inside and pulls out the first item on top. This year’s material is softer than last year’s, and it pleases Piero. Piero will sleep well in this. Tonight will be a peaceful night. Piero slips the T-shirt over his head and admires the writing in the reflection of the glass of the window of his hut. Piero cannot read English, but he knows, the writing contains a very important
message...and the message reads...

“University of Georgia Bulldogs 2019 Football National Champions.”

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Top 10 Classes at UF.
1) Philosophy: Why Don't They Spell It with an "F" ?
2) Pre-Law Seminar: Age of Consent in 50 States
3) Sandwich Making: A Project Course
4) Hand-Shadow Workshop
5) Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Friend
6) Cliff's Notes vs. Monarch Notes: Two Views of the Classics
7) Hooked on Phonics
8) The College Classroom: A Simulation
9) ABC's: An Extended Version
10) Literature: Coloring inside the lines
 
LOL after the first paragraph I knew where this was going and it still made me laugh. And kudos for getting the fake LSU fan all riled up to expose his true red and black colors. He’s in full blown old geezer email forward mode.
 
FAKE TIGER FAN? YOU REALLY ARE STUPID AS FUK..THATS ME WITH COACH O AT THIS COACHES SHOW LAST WEDNESDAY. TALKIN BOUT HOW WE WERE GONNA BEAT THE STUFFIN OUT OF Y'ALL...

GEEZE FLA FANS ARE DUMB AS ROCKS
 
Top 10 Classes at UF.
1) Philosophy: Why Don't They Spell It with an "F" ?
2) Pre-Law Seminar: Age of Consent in 50 States
3) Sandwich Making: A Project Course
4) Hand-Shadow Workshop
5) Subtraction: Addition's Tricky Friend
6) Cliff's Notes vs. Monarch Notes: Two Views of the Classics
7) Hooked on Phonics
8) The College Classroom: A Simulation
9) ABC's: An Extended Version
10) Literature: Coloring inside the lines

Nice. Who did you steal that from?
 
I'm sorry, but I really do have to give props & credit for that big win.... (to the corrupt sec officials)
 
FAKE TIGER FAN? YOU REALLY ARE STUPID AS FUK..THATS ME WITH COACH O AT THIS COACHES SHOW LAST WEDNESDAY. TALKIN BOUT HOW WE WERE GONNA BEAT THE STUFFIN OUT OF Y'ALL...

GEEZE FLA FANS ARE DUMB AS ROCKS
LSU fan? You haven't been here since LSU won. C'mon, Georgia just sh*t the bed against LSU.
 
do YOU even know what it means cockroach? let me educate you

SukThisTigerDikBi+ch

Interestingly, this douche has no posts on either Georgia or LSU sites. Can't even find his name in the searches. Tells me that he only posts here. And why would that be? Because it's LakerGator in one of his many guises. Actually, LakerGator is also a guise. It would be interesting to know who this multiple personality dickhead really is.
 
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Interestingly, this douche has no posts on either Georgia or LSU sites. Can't even find his name in the searches. Tells me that he only posts here. And why would that be? Because it's LakerGator in one of his many guises. Actually, LakerGator is also a guise. It would be interesting to know who this multiple personality dickhead really is.
Bobby Bowden?
 
SoProudNole has been conspicuosly absent all year.

Hmmm. A solid suspect.

I think I might have another.

Who flies off the handle at the slightest provocation, is very abusive in smack talk, particularly with the ghey jokes, has a limited vocabulary and isn't nearly as smart as they think they are.

To be fair, there are a good solid dozen, maybe as many as 20 Noles that fit this bill (not our current regulars). But I was thinking in particular of Seminiferous.
 
Hmmm. A solid suspect.

I think I might have another.

Who flies off the handle at the slightest provocation, is very abusive in smack talk, particularly with the ghey jokes, has a limited vocabulary and isn't nearly as smart as they think they are.

To be fair, there are a good solid dozen, maybe as many as 20 Noles that fit this bill (not our current regulars). But I was thinking in particular of Seminiferous.
It would not be my friend of nearly 50 years, who is actually every bit as smart as he knows he is.
SPN sounds much more like someone you're describing.
 
Interestingly, this douche has no posts on either Georgia or LSU sites. Can't even find his name in the searches. Tells me that he only posts here. And why would that be? Because it's LakerGator in one of his many guises. Actually, LakerGator is also a guise. It would be interesting to know who this multiple personality dickhead really is.
I’m sure some of y’all are gonna say he’s me next. lol

He just likes to rub on folks.
Its like kindergarten, fella.
If you ignore it, they go away.
 
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in a small remote Peruvian village just outside of Cusco, Peru, a little peasant boy named Piero has awoken with a smile.

Today, Piero has learned that his annual gifts will come early. Today, is a day filled with joy and celebration.

Piero and his family are part of an outreach project started in the United States years ago which has continued annually. The project sends specific unwanted and useless items to those who are less fortunate. These items may be of very little value to those of us in the industrialized world, but to Piero and his family, they provide a tremendous source of comfort and worth.

After helping his mother collect fresh eggs and milk from the village farm cooperative, Piero races down to the banks of the Urubamba River. Approaching from the North, Piero spots a man paddling a hollowed out wooden boat. Piero waves his arms in delight as the man paddles the boat faster to the edge of the bank. Piero sees the cardboard box in the front of the boat and looks at the man desperately for approval. The man nods to Piero, and he grabs the box and runs at full speed back to his hut.

Once inside, Piero can hardly contain himself, he yelps (in an almost canine like sound) as he begins to open the box wondering what this year’s version will look like. Piero pulls back the tape on the box, reaches his hands inside and pulls out the first item on top. This year’s material is softer than last year’s, and it pleases Piero. Piero will sleep well in this. Tonight will be a peaceful night. Piero slips the T-shirt over his head and admires the writing in the reflection of the glass of the window of his hut. Piero cannot read English, but he knows, the writing contains a very important
message...and the message reads...

“University of Georgia Bulldogs 2019 Football National Champions.”

What-To-See-In-Peru-10.jpg
Wait, you got mad at me for pulling up old posts BUT,….
 
What kindergarten did you go to? The one I went to you were stuck dealing with the asshole that was f*cking with you until the bus came to take you home.
No kindergarden in my days, so I spent a good part of 1st grade sitting in the corner, while the other guy spent his time with the school nurse trying to stop the nose-bleed.... 😁
 
What kindergarten did you go to? The one I went to you were stuck dealing with the asshole that was f*cking with you until the bus came to take you home.
Im sorry that happened to you, EvilWayz.

It sounds like you had a hard time in school dealing with people who took advantage of kids.
Nobody likes to hear about stuff like that, and Im sure it was awful going thru that. I dont use vulgar language, but if thats what someone did to you -- thats a good word for them. Its nothing to joke about and I will say prayers for you. I hope whoever did that stuff to you was punished. If not, the Lord will deal with them.
Im sure thats a lot you probbly still deal with that a ton every day. I wasnt trying to say anything about stuff like that.

I was just joking, saying was that if folks will just ignore the folks who come on here and just jive people after this weekend, that if you just dont pay them no mind, theyll get bored and just laeve.
 
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