Me, Serge, and Coleman, have hung out together for a bit, I must admit....
Don't start no chit,,, won't be no chit....
And so, while it may not feel like it...we have a HUGE game this weekend...
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Me, Serge, and Coleman, have hung out together for a bit, I must admit....
Don't start no chit,,, won't be no chit....
Me, Serge, and Coleman, have hung out together for a bit, I must admit....
Don't start no chit,,, won't be no chit....
And you wonder why you get "chit."
Naw, not any more I don't. It's mostly because annoying little brother types like you, that want to hang with their betters, just can't stop chittin' in their pants. Then they feel the need to share their stink with anyone that can't get away from them because of the circumstances....
And if you didn't so badly need the return chit that I keep on shoving down your dunny throat, then you could stop it instantly by not begging for it to continue. You see, I merely respond to your idiocy, I never go looking for you on a thread, nor do I ever open a thread that you start.
It's ALL YOU DUNNY, for all to see and to know exactly who and what you are.
Now live with it,,, or change it, or whatever...
And if you didn't so badly need the return chit that I keep on shoving down your dunny throat, then you could stop it instantly by not begging for it to continue. You see, I merely respond to your idiocy, I never go looking for you on a thread, nor do I ever open a thread that you start.
It's ALL YOU DUNNY, for all to see and to know exactly who and what you are.
Now live with it,,, or change it, or whatever...
sadgator feels like a jehovah witness just came to his door...good golly man...go watch some porn.
Me, Serge, and Coleman, have hung out together for a bit, I must admit....
Don't start no chit,,, won't be no chit....
Plg'lugn hwahghi shoggoth'hu gnu'ingldyah, hfir'ln plg'luinh ph'thahnl.
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Your messiah complex is strong.
God you love me.
I can feel it...deep down in the same place you keep your forbidden alien knowledge.
lmfao...oh Insta...dude you're a real character. I need to start calling you the philosopher.
Yep, 'It's cheaper to keeper' alright...
otherwise you might end up like this:
She got the Gold Mine,,,, while I got the shaft!
I was engaged 3 times (around a year each time) before I actually got married to the 4th.
The first was a contestant in the 'Miss Silver Spurs' Pageant, Kissimmee, FL.
The second had a RICH family with a great job herself.
The third was wild, picked up 1/2 of the bills, and let me drive her around in her Camaro Convertible, (I was riding a 1/4 mile crotch-rocket at the time).
Be very careful, be brutally honest about who you are, and what you expect.
It's a rare thing for anyone to actually change by getting married. I can change him-her is usually a formula for disaster, sooner or later.
And the secret to a long marriage in many cases is just stubborn persistence, linked with the ability to occasionally hold your nose until the stink of a given situation passes.
This is Insta's best post ever! I need to screen shot this!
lmfao...we already know Insta's weird/dark side...it's almost every post on this board. He was spot on with his relationship post...hell anyone who can make it 43 years...you have to give them some props on that. I've been married for almost 12 and...man that shit hasn't been easy the whole time but I can say that it's nice to have a partner.
The secret to a long marriage is actually ear plugs, alcohol, a good broadband connection, and a functional right hand.
Knowing when to keep your f'in mouth shut (a vast majority of the time) is helpful too. Which probably fits in with the "holding nose" thing.
Still waiting for a Nole to try to make it about their relationships.
LOL
Sad desperately needs a boys night out. And by boys night out I mean a strip club visit.
Am I the only one who noticed Insta had a Fiance by Committee?
It's sad that you either married the wrong girl, or that you're getting exactly as much as you deserve.
I recall a young preacher complaining about how much was in the offering plate after a service, and the old church deacon remarking that "if he wanted to get more out of the plate, then he should probably put more into his sermons"....
In my case, my right hand/wrist has pretty much atrophied...
(which might just be another reason as to why I'm still here after 43 years)
ah, the reason you need a solid right hand becomes clearer....
Not really, cause you and they are likely to busy paying attention to your own right hands...
I'd actually be shocked if most of you could even find 4 different girls that would be interested in you for a 2nd date, much less for contemplating a lifetime of marriage with you...
It's better than the left hand.
In my youth (about middle school), I could switch hands so fast that I could pick up a stroke...
By HS I was almost in need of glasses,
so I had to move on up to much better ways of doing things...
It's sad that you either married the wrong girl, or that you're getting exactly as much as you deserve.
I recall a young preacher complaining about how much was in the offering plate after a service, and the old church deacon remarking that "if he wanted to get more out of the plate, then he should probably put more into his sermons"....
In my case, my right hand/wrist has pretty much atrophied...
(which might just be another reason as to why I'm still here after 43 years)
I like that insta has now, on multiple occasions, belittled Mrs. Sad and their marriage.
Nice. Real nice.
I am not surprised that your "marriage" is superior to all others.
20 years for the "sad couple" this month.
Anybody who can tolerate sadgator for 20 yrs is one in a million.
sadgator will reward her with a nice prize that will not involve or require physical contact, which will probably then lead to physical contact, of course...sadgator is smart like that.
Anybody who can tolerate sadgator for 20 yrs is one in a million.
sadgator will reward her with a nice prize that will not involve or require physical contact, which will probably then lead to physical contact, of course...sadgator is smart like that.
But...I thought you just got your yearly physical from Mrs. Sad?
From my experience the only way to have a long healthy relationship is to stay the hell away from her. So make sure you invest in a basement when ya'll purchase your home. Don't forget to extend your cable tv to your outdoor garage and keep a good mini refrigerator out there as well. Also doesn't hurt to agree with everything she says.
Free advise for our single posters contemplating the dreaded M word.
Free advise for our single posters contemplating the dreaded M word.
From my experience the only way to have a long healthy relationship is to stay the hell away from her. So make sure you invest in a basement when ya'll purchase your home. Don't forget to extend your cable tv to your outdoor garage and keep a good mini refrigerator out there as well. Also doesn't hurt to agree with everything she says.
Free advise for our single posters contemplating the dreaded M word.
I was told marriage is an institution. I don't wanna live in an institution.
True, but all kind of weird things are happening...sadgator having actual real marital relations twice in 4 weeks is like more improbable than the Cubs winning the World Series!!!
It's a f&*king sh*t show sometimes. It's nice to have a partner though...either people find a way and get a long or they get divorced. Plain and simple.
It IS nice to have a partner that is true. If sadgator didn't have mrs. sadgator to keep him in line, he would probably be an asshole...wait...
I look at it like this...I don't like people all up in my relationships like most people don't. So wtf do you voluntarily let the government in your relationship? If for whatever reason chit doesn't work out you have to be up in court with someone telling you how to divide up your assets, how much money you have to give to the other person on an ongoing basis, etc. All that to leave a relationship? Idk bout you, but the idea of giving somebody money to leave seems dumb as hell to me. Think of it like paying a coaches buyout.
Then the other thing is this, close to 50% of people get divorced right? And that's not counting the people who are unhappy as hell who stay in the marriage for kids, finances, etc. If I told you right now you have to bet everything you have and there's a 60-70% chance you lose it all, how many people would do it? Not many right? And yet people make that same decision to jump head first into marriage everyday with all those odds stacked against them. Don't make any sense to me but I ain't judging. I'm all about being in a relationship and sharing a bond with a special someone, but I ain't being held at gunpoint which is basically what marriage papers are. I'll come and go when I damn well please.
Then the other thing is this, close to 50% of people get divorced right? And that's not counting the people who are unhappy as hell who stay in the marriage for kids, finances, etc. If I told you right now you have to bet everything you have and there's a 60-70% chance you lose it all, how many people would do it? Not many right? And yet people make that same decision to jump head first into marriage everyday with all those odds stacked against them. Don't make any sense to me but I ain't judging. I'm all about being in a relationship and sharing a bond with a special someone, but I ain't being held at gunpoint which is basically what marriage papers are. I'll come and go when I damn well please.
To each his own, and everyone is free and entitled to define their relationships however they like; however, sadgator will say that there is something to be said for the increased commitment level in a legal marriage. Think of it like signing a letter of intent. sadgator might not always get to play, but he is firm in his commitment to this program and will not transfer no matter how hard things get.
Oh man, sadgator can assure you, one week with mrs. sadgator and that MF'er would learn to get the one liners out quick for sure...
"I'll come and go when I damn well please."
And so do I. Basement to garage...garage to basement!
And so do I. Basement to garage...garage to basement!
"I'll come and go when I damn well please."
And so do I. Basement to garage...garage to basement!
LOL
So I take it you always gotta a lot of 'work' in the garage to do huh?
Only three reasons to get married: (1) you find someone you want to be with for the rest of your life, and she demands it; (2) you want to have kids, and be around them every day to raise them; (3) you need a substitute mother to keep you a respectable member of society.
If none of those apply, and you're capable of having somewhat consistent sex as a single person, no reason you need to get married. I think back to my single, childless life, and it was literally like having six times as many hours in a day.
If none of those apply, and you're capable of having somewhat consistent sex as a single person, no reason you need to get married. I think back to my single, childless life, and it was literally like having six times as many hours in a day.
