Yet another Saturday without Gator Fooball in the season that was not was...

[sadgator]

"sadgator, you get your ass out in that yard and keep working...and you better fix all the damage you did preparing the house for the hurricane. I know those Gators aren't playing today, so they'll be no rest for you..." (mrs. sadgator standing at the foot of bed/scowling/arms crossed/tappin' foot.

 

[46885]

im not moving all day on the bye

 

[Dannygator1989]

I'm camping in Talladega.

 

[46885]

If i drank, today would be the day it went down...

 

[GatorGray]

"sadgator, you get your ass out in that yard and keep working...and you better fix all the damage you did preparing the house for the hurricane. I know those Gators aren't playing today, so they'll be no rest for you..." (mrs. sadgator standing at the foot of bed/scowling/arms crossed/tappin' foot.

Sad, it's time to lay down the law with that woman. You aren't getting any anyway, so what's there to lose?

 

[Dannygator1989]

If i drank, today would be the day it went down...

Will it make you feel better if I drink enough for both of us?

 

[ifuaintagatorumustbegatorbait]

"so what's there to lose?"

Seriously...what's to lose?!How about dinner, sleeping in your own bed, peace of mind, matching clothes, breakfast, clean house, sex....do I need to continue.

NEVER piss off the old lady during a bye week! You will probably regret it. The honey-do list is her way of affirming that she is more important to you than football, even if it ain't true; the least you can do is pretend.

 

[IrishPokerDog]

Will it make you feel better if I drink enough for both of us?

And who says Danny isn't helpful....

 

[sadgator]

Sad, it's time to lay down the law with that woman. You aren't getting any anyway, so what's there to lose?

She always leaves open an appearance of opportunity even if sadgator realizes his win probability is very low. Plus she had her hair up and a gator shirt on...she knows how to motivate ol' sadgator.

 

[HardeeWildcatFan]

You guys are crazy you know that!!!!

 

[Uniformed_ReRe]

"sadgator, you get your ass out in that yard and keep working...and you better fix all the damage you did preparing the house for the hurricane. I know those Gators aren't playing today, so they'll be no rest for you..." (mrs. sadgator standing at the foot of bed/scowling/arms crossed/tappin' foot.

At least it was nice and cool this morning.

 

[oozie7]

Sad, it's time to lay down the law with that woman. You aren't getting any anyway, so what's there to lose?

LOL.

This. If your woman doesn't leave you alone on gamedays and brings you snacks while you watch you haven't trained her properly. Saturday's and Sunday's should be 'girl afternoons' where they go shopping and have brunch with their friends at a minimum if they won't leave you alone at home.

 

[GatorGray]

LOL.

This. If your woman doesn't leave you alone on gamedays and brings you snacks while you watch you haven't trained her properly. Saturday's and Sunday's should be 'girl afternoons' where they go shopping and have brunch with their friends at a minimum if they won't leave you alone at home.

Oozie is wide beyond his marital status.

 

[GatorGray]

"so what's there to lose?"

Seriously...what's to lose?!How about dinner, sleeping in your own bed, peace of mind, matching clothes, breakfast, clean house, sex....do I need to continue.

NEVER piss off the old lady during a bye week! You will probably regret it. The honey-do list is her way of affirming that she is more important to you than football, even if it ain't true; the least you can do is pretend.

He's said many times that the ole lady hasn't been giving it up.

 

[MJWilliamson]

Oozie is wide beyond his marital status.

I don't think he is that fat.

 

[sadgator]

At least it was nice and cool this morning.

You said it. Man, it was beautiful outside today. sadgator had the ESPN radio app goin' while working outside. It was all good.

 

[Dannygator1989]

I Am likely to get hypothermia in my tent.

#dega

 

[sadgator]

[QUOTE="Dannygator1989, post: 909177, member: 2980]

#dega

would love to go there sometime...18!

 

[bradleygator]

LOL.

This. If your woman doesn't leave you alone on gamedays and brings you snacks while you watch you haven't trained her properly. Saturday's and Sunday's should be 'girl afternoons' where they go shopping and have brunch with their friends at a minimum if they won't leave you alone at home.

I used to talk like this before I got married.

 

[sadgator]

20 years in November.

What a lucky girl mrs. sadgator is...

 

[sadgator]

By the way, sadgator busted his ass all weekend in the beautiful weather...

It might pay off tonight...wink wink...

Unless sadgator passes out from exhaustion....

 

[sadgator]

Today...

 

[46885]

white privilege?

 

[Countygator]

LOL.

This. If your woman doesn't leave you alone on gamedays and brings you snacks while you watch you haven't trained her properly. Saturday's and Sunday's should be 'girl afternoons' where they go shopping and have brunch with their friends at a minimum if they won't leave you alone at home.

I think it was Dave Chappel who said, bring me a sandwich, tickle my balls, and shut up. Classic.

 

[MJWilliamson]

Today...

congrats buddy. sadgator will be smiling all day