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This Jeffrey Goldberg claim that he was texted "war plans" really has the women in my office setoff. Another 10+ minute tirade of the clown felon running this Country and how all of them need to be arrested for treason.
Tell them it is not exactly like deleting 33000 emails and bleach bitting their phones, or leaving 4 hero's to die in Benghazi. This attack went off PERFECTLY. Was this careless? YES. They have admitted that...time to move on. Again, this is nothing like evacuating Afghanistan AFTER you close an airbase, leaving your own citizens behind enemy lines. This would be all done and over however the democrats (and their arm of the democratic party news outlets) have had nothing to chew on for months, so they are really savoring this.
The Bee is on fire today:
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Hegseth Kicking Himself For Not Just Getting 13 Soldiers Killed And Giving $80 Billion In Weapons To Terrorists
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With lawmakers calling for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth to resign over leaked Yemen attack plans, Hegseth expressed deep regret for not instead getting soldiers killed in a chaotic withdrawal and handing $80 billion of weaponry to terrorists.
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Investigation Reveals DOGE Had Just Laid Off The Guy Whose Job It Was To Make Sure Jeffrey Goldberg Wasn’t In The War Group Chat
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Elon Musk was quick to apologize Monday for DOGE mistakenly laying off the one government employee whose job it was to prevent journalist Jeffrey Goldberg from being in war strategy group chats.
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Jasmine Crockett Says She Was Just Criticizing GOP Policies When She Called Gov. Abbott 'Honky Boy In The Wheelchair Whose Legs Don't Work No More'
U.S. — Texas Representative Jasmine Crockett is under fire for comments made during a banquet in Los Angeles where she referred to Texas Governor Greg Abbott as "that honkey boy in the wheelchair whose legs don't work no more." However, Crockett states that her words are being twisted, as she...
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State Farm Now Offering Optional ‘Car Torched By Psychotic Purple-Haired Weirdo’ Coverage
U.S. — State Farm has begun offering optional extra car insurance coverage for protection against customers' cars being torched by psychotic weirdos with purple hair.
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Also in that interview: Over 1,000,000 people 115+ years old listed as alive and actively receiving Social Security benefits.
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