Terrible news for FSU...wow...
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On the plus side for Nole grads, the lack of greeters should make shoplifting easier.
And for some of you who are wondering about Sad's av, that is Wyatt Sexton, former FSU QB who had some sort of health issue while at FSU. He believed he was God and shouted it out for everyone to hear. Speaking of Wyatt, I hear there's a QB from Western Michigan transferring to FSU by the name of Wyatt Rectum. Nice name. I have a feeling there will be another Wyatt deja vu coming soon. Dayum! Wyatt Rectum. Good luck with this guy, FSU fans. Sure picked a good one.
One giant completely unfunny paragraph. Just stick to one liners like Sad.
I thought I saw Blobby Bowdown at the front of a Wal-Mart telling shoppers to "Get your chit and get Out' the other day.... 
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Anything over three sentences, and you’re probably trying too hard....
Asking for too much effort from the reader. Most of these people are probably unaware that newspaper articles continue past the headline.
Gainesville isn't doing so well either. I LOVE the University of Florida, but it and the city have become another bastion for liberalism. Gainesville Regional Utilities is running at a $1.6 billion dollar deficit due to, among other things, a recycling plant that has lost tons of money. And the County Commissioners and City officials keep passing progressive laws that drive up deficits and punish the middle class. County property taxes are among the highest in the state and they're talking about raising them again as well as raising electric rates. That's why I live in Ocala. Different county, similar sized cities about 40 miles apart, but cost of living here (housing, utilities, etc) much less expensive than in Gainesville.
It is fun to think about all the things Gator fans would like to build a wall around...
“Will Muschamp on offense.”
“BBQ sauce distributors”
“Shark fishing charter boats”
Tay Bang’s Escalade.
“Will Muschamp on offense.”
“BBQ sauce distributors”
“Shark fishing charter boats”
Tay Bang’s Escalade.
Building a wall around a boat sounds like the premise for a Zen Koan.
Joe Alleva’s favorite public park restroom.
The Dairy Queen closest to Phil Fulmer’s neighborhood.
Willie Taggart (to protect him).
The Dairy Queen closest to Phil Fulmer’s neighborhood.
Willie Taggart (to protect him).
