So I thought Sad was lying

[EvilWayz]

But the property manager of the strip mall told me the only Copper Monkey left is in Jonesville.

Had to get my cheeseburger at Relish instead.

So where doth Sadgator plant his ass fifteen minutes before game time now?

 

[sadgator]

Not sure. Everywhere is gone. Perhaps the rooftop at the Social "Porpoise." Anywhere they have Guinness on tap will work. If anybody has suggestions, sadgator is open.

It sucks to lose the Monkey. It was one of the great pleasures of sadgator's life. Seriously.

 

[sadgator]

Actually, it's probably gonna be the Salty Dog. The only one of the zoo crew left. And they probably have Guinness.

 

[46885]

yall make sure you bring insta to salty dog the game day im finally on the UF staff.. I want him there too with everyone

then I will erect the Copper Monkey and combine it with the Purple Porpoise into a powerhouse business.

 

[sadgator]

Insta would morally object to having fun by drinking with hot younger chicks. He would be a total party pooper.

 

[MJWilliamson]

I will be the elder statesman

 

[EvilWayz]

Seriously y'all, the 'Ville is turning into Orlando, and that is NOT a good thing.

 

[sadgator]

Some of the most important and long-lasting lessons of sadgator's life were ones he learned in the Lavender Mullet.

 

[IrishPokerDog]

Some of the most important and long-lasting lessons of sadgator's life were ones he learned in the Lavender Mullet.

In her?!?

 

[bradleygator]

I like Lillian's music store, downtown, for pre-game (and post-game). It's not as close, but that's kind of good, because it gets crowded, but not wall-to-wall packed. With every bar trying to be some kind of half-assed upscale lounge/club, Lillian's has the courage to remain a complete shitehole. Never change, Lillians!

 

[sadgator]

 

[46885]

I remember the purple porpoise from childhood, I was in there in 93 before the FSU game.. Then got slammed in there and a few other bars when I got older, I was drinking free booze so I don't remember much of what bars they were later. I got kicked out of one for being underage lol, can only imagine being underage now, seems like that long ago.

 

[MJWilliamson]

I like Lillian's music store, downtown, for pre-game (and post-game). It's not as close, but that's kind of good, because it gets crowded, but not wall-to-wall packed. With every bar trying to be some kind of half-assed upscale lounge/club, Lillian's has the courage to remain a complete shitehole. Never change, Lillians!

Plus that is where all us old farts go

 

[Dannygator1989]

I remember the purple porpoise from childhood, I was in there in 93 before the FSU game.. Then got slammed in there and a few other bars when I got older, I was drinking free booze so I don't remember much of what bars they were later. I got kicked out of one for being underage lol, can only imagine being underage now, seems like that long ago.

I got ID'd the other day and told the girl (probably 16-18) that it was the first time in a couple of years I'd been carded. She said "oh I'm sorry, the sign says we don't have to check if you look older than 30 but like I don't wanna get in trouble."

That's when she checked my license and went "oh...28?...."

Yeah, that's right. 28 and half of beard from the sideburns down is greying.
Deal with it kiddo.

 

[EvilWayz]

I got carded the other day at Chilis. I informed the server I'd been coming to this Chilis since before she was born.

 

[46885]

im 31 and look 20 to people apparently.

 

[sadgator]

sadgator has no shame in admitting that he literally lived in the Porpoise his final spring semester. It was seriously a period of heaven. Never again would life be so carefree. Never again would sadgator have no worries. sadgator can still taste the halftime kamakazee shot flavor in quiet moments when he closes his eyes.

sadgator has no doubt that if he ever has the humble pleasure of meeting God that God will be wearing a "Decadence. A Way of Life" T-Shirt.

 

[ocalaman]

The Porpoise had the best hot wings I've ever had. Great place to go before kickoff.

 

[EvilWayz]

The Porpoise had the best hot wings I've ever had. Great place to go before kickoff.

Heresy. The best wings were the breaded all you can eat ones from that place next to Mildreds. Panama something or other.

 

[sadgator]

The space between the bar and the booths was so tight, and the bar was always so packed with hot chicks that you'd have to rub up against to get by, that it would not surprise sadgator if one day an illegitimate kid showed up on his door step with an affinity for chicken wings and incredible pool playing skills.

 

[SwampMaster]

The space between the bar and the booths was so tight, and the bar was always so packed with hot chicks that you'd have to rub up against to get by, that it would not surprise sadgator if one day an illegitimate kid showed up on his door step with an affinity for chicken wings and incredible pool playing skills.

Conception by osmosis.

 

[sadgator]

Conception by osmosis.

Lol. Exactly. Come to think of it...sadgator just realized that he has literally just been "imagining" having sex for the past 25 years!

 

[GordonGecko]

I spent a lot of quarters on Cyberball at the Gatorcade back in the day.

 

[sadgator]

I spent a lot of quarters on Cyberball at the Gatocade back in the day.

Oh man, that game kicked ass! It was super hard though. sadgator used to like to run the halfback pass option. It threw the ball like a catapult.

 

[EvilWayz]

Lol. Exactly. Come to think of it...sadgator just realized that he has literally just been "imagining" having sex for the past 25 years!

TAKE THE BLUE PILL!!!! WAKE UP IN YOUR BED BELIEVING WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BELIEVE.

 

[sadgator]

TAKE THE BLUE PILL!!!! WAKE UP IN YOUR BED BELIEVING WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BELIEVE.

sadgator is married to mrs. sadgator. He has no need for any blue pillls of any kind.

 

[oozie7]

LOL

 

[EvilWayz]

sadgator is married to mrs. sadgator. He has no need for any blue pillls of any kind.

Not THAT one.

 

[LizardGrad89]

Oh man, that game kicked ass! It was super hard though. sadgator used to like to run the halfback pass option. It threw the ball like a catapult.

That thing took too many quarters for too little gameplay. But they had a Pin-Bot, and I could run that all day on 50 cents.

 

[GordonGecko]

That thing took too many quarters for too little gameplay. But they had a Pin-Bot, and I could run that all day on 50 cents.

I used to hustle playing tennis on those north end zone courts and used my winnings at courtside sports and school kids records.

That thing took too many quarters for too little gameplay. But they had a Pin-Bot, and I could run that all day on 50 cents.

Yea, Cyberball wasn't a game for cvnts.

 

[MJWilliamson]

sadgator is married to mrs. sadgator. He has no need for any blue pillls of any kind.

Give it a few years...

 

[sadgator]

Give it a few years...

Oh sure...sadgator is certain that mrs. sadgator will awaken with burning desire any day now.

 

[MJWilliamson]

Oh sure...sadgator is certain that mrs. sadgator will awaken with burning desire any day now.

There might be hope. Women tend to become a bit more amorous as they age. At least before the change of life. But I was really talking about men and the need for a blue pill as they age.

 

[sadgator]

I was really talking about men and the need for a blue pill as they age.

Right. And if she doesn't need it...neither does sadgator.