Sausage Wars

[fsumc]

Handsy Joe finds a new kink.

Joe Biden to wade into 'sausage wars' between Boris Johnson and EU

Joe Biden will be hoping he can end the ‘sausage war’ between Britain and the European Union as he meets Boris Johnson today.

metro.co.uk

 

[jfegaly]

Handsy Joe finds a new kink.

Joe Biden to wade into 'sausage wars' between Boris Johnson and EU

Joe Biden will be hoping he can end the ‘sausage war’ between Britain and the European Union as he meets Boris Johnson today.

metro.co.uk

Good ol sausage war sobel

 

[greyghost14]

Saw the title and thought it was about @Mdfgator and @GhostOfMatchesMalone fighting over which one has the bigger talleywhacker.
I can‘t tell you how relieved I am to find out it isn’t.

 

[Mdfgator]

Saw the title and thought it was about @Mdfgator and @GhostOfMatchesMalone fighting over which one has the bigger talleywhacker.
I can‘t tell you how relieved I am to find out it isn’t.

That wouldn't be much of a fight, was over in a flash...

 

[gator1776]

Saw the title and thought it was about @Mdfgator and @GhostOfMatchesMalone fighting over which one has the bigger talleywhacker.
I can‘t tell you how relieved I am to find out it isn’t.

I haven’t seen anything that ugly since @JMUTT12 and @SGUN got their times confused and showed up in your wife’s bedroom at the same time “by accident” and had that epic sausage duel over who got to go first. Of course this was before @SGUN surgery (aka disarmament).

 

[fsumc]

That wouldn't be much of a fight, was over in a flash...

There’s help you can get for premature ejaculation, muffin.

 

[gator1776]

There’s help you can get for premature ejaculation, muffin.

You would know

 

[fsumc]

You would know

Awww look at the gold member club sticking together. You guys are adorable. Are you a top or a bottom?

 

[gator1776]

Awww look at the gold member club sticking together. You guys are adorable. Are you a top or a bottom?

Ask your parents

 

[fsumc]

Ask your parents

Good one… I guess.

 

[SGUN]

I haven’t seen anything that ugly since @JMUTT12 and @SGUN got their times confused and showed up in your wife’s bedroom at the same time “by accident” and had that epic sausage duel over who got to go first. Of course this was before @SGUN surgery (aka disarmament).

I’ll have you know that Tummy Sticks is featured in the next Summer Olympics.

 

[gator1776]

I’ll have you know that Tummy Sticks is featured in the next Summer Olympics.

You left out the word special

 

[greyghost14]

I haven’t seen anything that ugly since @JMUTT12 and @SGUN got their times confused and showed up in your wife’s bedroom at the same time “by accident” and had that epic sausage duel over who got to go first. Of course this was before @SGUN surgery (aka disarmament).

 

[greyghost14]

That wouldn't be much of a fight, was over in a flash...

 

[Mdfgator]

There’s help you can get for premature ejaculation, muffin.

Hmmmm.....

 

[fsumc]

Hmmmm.....

😘

 

[gator1776]

I’ll take things your wife says to you every time y’all try and have sex for 500 Alex

 

[greyghost14]

I’ll take things your wife says to you every time y’all try and have sex for 500 Alex

 

[jfegaly]

Irony. Over and over the same material. LOL...Yes, I am one to talk.

 

[greyghost14]

Irony. Over and over the same material. LOL...Yes, I am one to talk.

There’s several over here that fall into that category, @gator1776 hasn’t quite cornered that market just yet.

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Awww look at the gold member club sticking together. You guys are adorable. Are you a top or a bottom?

We certainly aren't getting Swamp Talk's best and brightest here, at least I hope we aren't.

The funniest thing is, in all the months the outcasts have been washing up on our shores, we havent had a single ST member come here and ask for any of them back.

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

😘

He may not want help. You have to appreciate a man who is comfortable with his limitations.

Not sure how comfortable the women are in his life, but still...

 

[greyghost14]

We certainly aren't getting Swamp Talk's best and brightest here, at least I hope we aren't.

The funniest thing is, in all the months the outcasts have been washing up on our shores, we havent had a single ST member come here and ask for any of them back.

It’s a shame really, there are a handful over there that I know you guys would absolutely love to engage with, it would be must see tv 🤣

 

[fsumc]

He may not want him. You have to appreciate a man who is comfortable with his limitations.

Not sure how comfortable the women are in his life, but still...

To MDF “women” is subjective.

 

[greyghost14]

To MDF “women” is subjective.

Are you sure “monolithic” wouldn’t be a better word ?

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

To MDF “women” is subjective.

Fair point, I forgot he loves him some Gay Bay.

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

It’s a shame really, there are a handful over there that I know you guys would absolutely love to engage with, it would be must see tv 🤣

I've been told that handful is happy we are stuck with this handful instead of them.

 

[BCSpell]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cKM8WUD3F8c/maxresdefault.jpg

 

[BamaFan1137]

Are you sure “monolithic” wouldn’t be a better word ?

Monoliths are typically phallic in nature so coincidence or happy accident?

 

[gator1776]

There’s several over here that fall into that category, @gator1776 hasn’t quite cornered that market just yet.

I cornered your wife thanks to my Peyronie’s disease

 

[BamaFan1137]

I cornered your wife thanks to my Peyronie’s disease

I'd heard of Peyronie’s disease before but I couldn't remember what it was. Imagine my laughter when Google answered my question. 😂

 

[BillCutting4585]

I'd heard of Peyronie’s disease before but I couldn't remember what it was. Imagine my laughter when Google answered my question. 😂

This actually explains BSC, curved and to the left 😂😂😂😂

 

[greyghost14]

Monoliths are typically phallic in nature so coincidence or happy accident?

 

[BamaFan1137]

That it was. 😁