1) Offensive minded
2) Young
3) Energetic/Passionate
4) Good recruiter
5) Hungry with something to prove
2) Young
3) Energetic/Passionate
4) Good recruiter
5) Hungry with something to prove
Qualities of next coach....
- Thread starter PacoGator19
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6) not afraid of dentist.
7) likes forward pass.
8) does not refer to self in third person.
9) does not own a dog.
10) does not shop at Belk.
11) looks good in ball cap or visor.
12) doesn’t think anything is “special.”
13) hates transfer players and JUCO’s.
14) prefers light-balsamic salad dressing.
15) likes block letter “F’s” at midfield.
7) likes forward pass.
8) does not refer to self in third person.
9) does not own a dog.
10) does not shop at Belk.
11) looks good in ball cap or visor.
12) doesn’t think anything is “special.”
13) hates transfer players and JUCO’s.
14) prefers light-balsamic salad dressing.
15) likes block letter “F’s” at midfield.
19) obsessively monitors players’ credit scores.
Isn't trying to market homebrew BBQ sauce in the middle of football season.
6. Isn't a slob with terrible dental hygiene
7. Has complete thoughts and can articulate them
8. Isn't thin skinned and defensive
9. Doesn't make excuses from his first PC onward
10. Doesn't have corny, stupid sayings
11. Doesn't were shades in overcast weather
7. Has complete thoughts and can articulate them
8. Isn't thin skinned and defensive
9. Doesn't make excuses from his first PC onward
10. Doesn't have corny, stupid sayings
11. Doesn't were shades in overcast weather
20) Does not give a stick of bubble gum to his family after a win.
Lots of chewing likely occurred last night.
Kiffin is too much of a douche-bag to be our coach...that would be tough.
What?
No we need some cocky douchebaggery right now.
Lame Kiffin has never considered running out the clock. It goes against his one moral.
The dude is arrogant, played QB, started head coaching career at the professional level, spent some time in East TN, and wears a visor. Hmm
22. Does not have a buyout over 2 Mil.
23. Doesn't require a buyout in his own contract...
Moron.
Love it.
It would be my favorite pick based off of history, irony, and pure watch ability of the shenanigans to ensue.
It would be my favorite pick based off of history, irony, and pure watch ability of the shenanigans to ensue.
4a) Consistently develops high-starred high-school signees not only into All-Americans, but also into credible candidates for the Heisman, Outland, Butkus, &c. Trophies.
4b) Demonstrates ability to transform attitudes of entitlement among high-starred high-school signees into attitudes of teamwork (altho' not judging the coach harshly for disappointing failures to undo years of entitlement that a player began to enjoy before high school).
4c) Focuses player-development on winning games for UF, instead of development for the NFL Draft (keeping in mind that the coaching staff's pay is provided by sources connected with UF, and not provided by the NFL).
He seems great as a coordinator and a hell of a recruiter but he's Muschamp with offense...guy is to unstable and drama follows him.
From the Circle Jerk 'pivot point' with his usual brainless loser point of view, as seen from that warm dark place where he stores his head...
