Lol McElwain being linked to the Oregon job
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It has been my experience that, unfortunately, those aren’t native to the region. If you want one of those you have to import it and build a fence to keep it from migrating south to warmer climes.
Or as a good friend of mine said, “There’s a good looking woman behind every tree in North Dakota.......all 3 of them.”
Pippa looks outstanding in long underwear. sadgator will get a lot of spank bank mileage out of this trip.
I think alot of what MJ says he onlulu says because he thinks its the right thing to say. Its kind of pathetic
You jerk off to your wife? You’re doing it wrong.
I just realized that McElwain is the Lena Dunham of college football.
He's got that hard-to-articulate combination of being soft and schlubby, and kinda dopey, in a way that hints at degeneracy rather than innocence. He's vaguely weird, with a tendency toward making inappropriate comments and just sort of smug and tone deaf in general.
Instead of coaching football, he should get his own HBO series.
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I co-sign on this comparison. They are both chubby, irritating and dishonest. And unattractive.
I just read an article on him coaching at CMU, coaching out of a trailer and living in a barn. He’s such a ****ing geek. It is unbelievable he was our coach for three years.
LMAO. How awful was Foley? Who could possibly sit with this weirdo and think to himself “yep he’s the guy! I’m convinced I don’t even need to interview anybody else!”
He fooled me, I thought it was a home run hire by Florida. He did a great job for us as OC and did a great job at CSU.
However in my defense, Saban never lets his assistants talk to the media so I had no idea about his loony side. And I had no idea he would be dumb enough to hire Nussmeier as his OC.
I was never impressed with him. The offenses he coordinated at Bama were some of the most simplistic offenses in the country. He’s not even half the OC somebody like Kiffin is. And even his ‘breakout’ season at CSU he lost 4 games. It was one of the laziest hires I’ve ever seen. Foley couldn’t even be bothered to get off his ass and interview another candidate.
Ooz called Mac early on when he said he was insecure and trying to act like a big time coach. That’s why he was doing all the dumb shit: way overreacting to Taylor’s td celebration, the “my dog Clarabelle” speech, handing out gum to his players. Total clown show.
Bama's OCs are always handcuffed by Saban. Brian Daboll was telling Saban that Tua was ready to play by the Tennessee game in 2017, but Saban wouldn't listen. Kiffin actually went against Saban all the time and I suspect came very close to being fired several times before he was.
Mac did a great job of developing both Greg McElroy and AJ McCarron at QB. But he clearly didn't work out at all at Florida.
He still has that fish fetish.
"New life and no dead fish."
"McElwain used to visit the famous Pike Place Market. He loved watching the low-flying fish, but he didn't always leave with a smile."
"You walk by when those fish are on ice, they really make you feel miserable," he said. "They've got no energy, they've got nothing to 'em, right? Just a bunch of dead fish. "
"I haven't seen a bunch of dead fish."
Jezzus how many times can a head coach mention fish in an interview? He is the weirdest SOB's in NCAA football.
Hmmm. I have no clue how to fix this offense and create a passing attack. I have a certified QB developer and passing attack genius with an office down the hall. What to do, what to do? Hmm, well, I'm stumped. Think I'll go fishing.
Yet the bammer here talked about how great UF was going to be under McElwain. He will deny it but it’s on the old board. He also played up aTm with Dumlin there. Another fail. And what did Jimbo do at aTm last season? Nit much. But he’s gonna win big there cause the bammer is always right.
Next we can talk about his predictions for the Bama basketball team when they hired Avery.
I dunno in what part of the country that picture of a naked fatass coach humping a shark would fly, but the Bible Belt of the Deep South aint it. Mike Leach and Les Miles were weird in a cool/funny way, that's just damn weird.
Poor McElwain, he has the build of Phil Fulmer, the haircut of Kirby Smart, the personality of a sober Mike Leach, the fashion style of Jax Beach Dawg, the cockiness of Lane Kiffin, the teeth of the Oregon State mascot, the program managing skills of Mike Shula, the cool factor of Gerry DiNardo.
He peddled BBQ sauce in the concession stands, had a cool garage, cooked a mean gourmet hot dog, admired Luke Del Rio, humped a shark, hung out at Pikes Place Market (of all cool places in Seattle), roommate of pencil neck Colin Cowherd, wore sunglasses in January, and shared a stick a gum with his kids after a win. Weird mofo!
Might I add, never disciplined a player during a game... expect the son of a legacy player of all players. For celebrating a go ahead TD...not the 566 false starts other players did or numerous other ignorant penalities.
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The haircut of Kirby Smart...I looked at his playing day's photos. He is either using the same bowl or has the same barber. I tried to defend him and his haircut, but I couldn't dish out any comebacks.
That's the last face the shark ever saw before everything went black for the final time.
