Attention:
Lance from Jasper has been missing since around midseason and we are very worried about him. Pls respond or msg me if you’ve heard ANYTHING!
Please, Lancey, if you’re reading this:
We love you. Come home, there’s no shame in that...
Plus: McElwain misses you, Finebaum’s ratings are falling through the floor, and Mullen and his wife want to ingratiate themselves to you and ask for your forgiveness.
Xoxo,
Your Loving Family
Lance from Jasper has been missing since around midseason and we are very worried about him. Pls respond or msg me if you’ve heard ANYTHING!
Please, Lancey, if you’re reading this:
We love you. Come home, there’s no shame in that...
Plus: McElwain misses you, Finebaum’s ratings are falling through the floor, and Mullen and his wife want to ingratiate themselves to you and ask for your forgiveness.
Xoxo,
Your Loving Family
