Now, I’ll take a few questions.
1. Did you cry after the SECCG?
2. Do you acknowledge that Kirby has the hair cut of a 5 year old?
3. What was your age on January 1, 1981?
4. Do you agree that LakerGator is an asshole?
5. As a UGA freshman, were you ever forced to do an elephant walk?
6. Did you throw cookies at Ed Orgeron during the SECCG?
7. How soon after the bowl match-up against Baylor was announced did you say, “I don’t care.”
8. Do you still have the Jake Fromm poster hanging in your outhouse?
9. Is the dirt in your backyard red?
10. Will you admit that the scary-ripped UGA cheerleader freaks you out?
11. What is your best guess for the year in which UGA will finally win another National Title?
12. Do you own a Peloton or have you purchased one for your wife?
13. What is the most money you have ever spent on any Walmart or Sam’s Club transaction at one single time?
14. Have you ever willing listened to an entire Kenny G song without a thought of skipping it?
15. Do you own an apron?
16. How many items in your household actually have confederate flags printed on them?
17. Were you the man that spanked that reporter during the 5 k race?
18. Is the manufacture date of your primary vehicle prior to 2000?
19. Have you ever eaten a bagel?
20. Laura Rutledge or Maria Taylor?