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[gator1776]

In this thread we tell our best Alabama jokes

What does an Alabama Coed say during sex?

Stop it daddy you’re crushing my cigarettes

 

[gator1776]

What does an Alabama fan say when he is having sex?

Roll Tide sis

 

[BamaFan1137]

There is no incest in Alabama. You can ask my dad, uncle, brother, cousin, mom, aunt and sister....they're both in the kitchen.

 

[gator1776]

There is no incest in Alabama. You can ask my dad, uncle, brother, cousin, mom, aunt and sister....they're both in the kitchen.

How do you get an Alabama graduate off your front porch?

Pay them for the pizza.

 

[BamaFan1137]

What do you know about a 13 year old female virgin from Alabama?

She's faster than her brother.

 

[gator1776]

What do you know about a 13 year old female virgin from Alabama?

She's faster than her brother.

Did you hear about the Bama groom that went to see his father on his wedding night?
Well his Bama father said son what are you doing here in your wedding night.
And the Bama son said dad, she was a virgin
And the Bama father said son you did the right thing, if she ain’t good enough for family she ain’t good enough for us.

 

[BamaFan1137]

Did you hear about the Bama groom that went to see his father on his wedding night?
Well his Bama father said son what are you doing here in your wedding night.
And the Bama son said dad, she was a virgin
And the Bama father said son he did the right thing, if she ain’t good enough for family she ain’t good enough for us.

What do you call the moisture that forms on the skin between Alabama lovers?

Relative humidity.

 

[BamaFan1137]

Found this interesting btw. WTH is going on in Maine?