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I suppose I should come clean.....

NorthJerseyGator

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.....the Gators were on top of the world #1 and shooting for their first undefeated season, and they did it through the regular season....times were good for Gators everywhere....then on Friday the 13th, November 2009, after work I went to the Famished Frog bar, randomly met a girl, bought her and I shots of tequila....things were good for a few weeks in all the Gatorsland....then the mighty Gators fell to Bama in Atlanta, Tebow cried, Saban built the dynasty.......and I married that girl I met and had a child and we live happily to this day....

.....but looking back in wonder, did that eventful life changing Friday the 13th cause a ripple in the firmament that precipitated the fall of the mighty Gators from the mountaintop and cast them into the valley of wilderness for many lean years of famine searching and wandering for the path back to the top, enduring various false leaders that continue to lead the Gators astray to this day?....

.....let us look to the past to know the future....all the Heismans and Natties won by the Gators were led by sons of preacher men who put Jesus first....well there is a devout follower of Jesus deep in the heart of Texas, where the stars are so bright, that will arrive in Hog town in the not too distant future.....could he be the one who leads the Gators out of the wilderness and to the Natties we so strive for?

🤠🐊🇺🇲🦅🍻
 
.....the Gators were on top of the world #1 and shooting for their first undefeated season, and they did it through the regular season....times were good for Gators everywhere....then on Friday the 13th, November 2009, after work I went to the Famished Frog bar, randomly met a girl, bought her and I shots of tequila....things were good for a few weeks in all the Gatorsland....then the mighty Gators fell to Bama in Atlanta, Tebow cried, Saban built the dynasty.......and I married that girl I met and had a child and we live happily to this day....

.....but looking back in wonder, did that eventful life changing Friday the 13th cause a ripple in the firmament that precipitated the fall of the mighty Gators from the mountaintop and cast them into the valley of wilderness for many lean years of famine searching and wandering for the path back to the top, enduring various false leaders that continue to lead the Gators astray to this day?....

.....let us look to the past to know the future....all the Heismans and Natties won by the Gators were led by sons of preacher men who put Jesus first....well there is a devout follower of Jesus deep in the heart of Texas, where the stars are so bright, that will arrive in Hog town in the not too distant future.....could he be the one who leads the Gators out of the wilderness and to the Natties we so strive for?

🤠🐊🇺🇲🦅🍻
From your lips to God's ear.
 
.....the Gators were on top of the world #1 and shooting for their first undefeated season, and they did it through the regular season....times were good for Gators everywhere....then on Friday the 13th, November 2009, after work I went to the Famished Frog bar, randomly met a girl, bought her and I shots of tequila....things were good for a few weeks in all the Gatorsland....then the mighty Gators fell to Bama in Atlanta, Tebow cried, Saban built the dynasty.......and I married that girl I met and had a child and we live happily to this day....

.....but looking back in wonder, did that eventful life changing Friday the 13th cause a ripple in the firmament that precipitated the fall of the mighty Gators from the mountaintop and cast them into the valley of wilderness for many lean years of famine searching and wandering for the path back to the top, enduring various false leaders that continue to lead the Gators astray to this day?....

.....let us look to the past to know the future....all the Heismans and Natties won by the Gators were led by sons of preacher men who put Jesus first....well there is a devout follower of Jesus deep in the heart of Texas, where the stars are so bright, that will arrive in Hog town in the not too distant future.....could he be the one who leads the Gators out of the wilderness and to the Natties we so strive for?

🤠🐊🇺🇲🦅🍻
Soooo you're saying you regret everything...
 
.....but looking back in wonder, did that eventful life changing Friday the 13th cause a ripple in the firmament that precipitated the fall of the mighty Gators from the mountaintop and cast them into the valley of wilderness for many lean years of famine searching and wandering for the path back to the top, enduring various false leaders that continue to lead the Gators astray to this day?....
Ok, ok, since we’re being all honest and stuff…sadgator probably visited Pornhub on that day…

Sorry, ya’ll…
 
Probably?

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