How much longer until Florida is willing to hire a cheating basketball coach

[ohsfan28]

Like they were willing to hire Chip Kelly in football

About 10 or 15 media organizations released their top 25 basketball rankings for next year

Sports Illustrated was the only one with Florida ranked in the top 25

SB Nation did a top 35 rankings for next year and Florida still didn't make their rankings

Mike White's firing can't be far away

 

[instaGATOR]

Your cow-Chip Kelly line is old, tired, and incorrect, just like most of the chit that you post here.

How much longer will this clueless troll be here showing off his complete idiocy? (rehtorical)

UF's 1st B-Ball NC began with a pre-season #32 ranking. You're an ignorant moe-ron...

Now go away little boy, you're annoying the adults...

 

[ocalaman]

I think this is our ohs guy:

 

[ocalaman]

Or maybe this is him:

 

[oozie7]

That’s Final 4 loss really has you in your feelings huh? LOL so close.

 

[GwinnettDawg]

Like they were willing to hire Chip Kelly in football

About 10 or 15 media organizations released their top 25 basketball rankings for next year

Sports Illustrated was the only one with Florida ranked in the top 25

SB Nation did a top 35 rankings for next year and Florida still didn't make their rankings

Mike White's firing can't be far away

Thought you said White was a cheater. So which is It?

 

[GwinnettDawg]

I think this is our ohs guy:

I have him pictured as a 120 lb runt with a mullet. Gets the shit kicked out of him, but too stupid to know when to quit.

 

[sadgator]

Make it three threads...

ohs...

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Like they were willing to hire Chip Kelly in football

About 10 or 15 media organizations released their top 25 basketball rankings for next year

Sports Illustrated was the only one with Florida ranked in the top 25

SB Nation did a top 35 rankings for next year and Florida still didn't make their rankings

Mike White's firing can't be far away

If Florida fires White tonight, Pearl will be calling within the hour begging for the UF job. Same thing he did when we fired Grant.

Thank goodness we told him to go pound sand. Or keep cheating at aubarn.

 

[instaGATOR]

How much longer until Florida is willing to hire a cheating basketball coach

Norm Sloan was a very long time ago, so I'd say never is your best bet.

Norm Sloan, embattled basketball coach of the University of Florida, was forced to retire Tuesday amid allegations of improprieties involving former student athletes but not apparently because of allegations of payments to former Gator basketball player Vernon Maxwell.

The university also has asked for the resignations of three assistants - Monte Towe, Ken McCraney and Phil Weber. The assistants had been implicated in federal grand jury testimony by former players who alleged that they received cash payments while at Florida. A source close to the situation said the assistants likely would be fired if they refused to resign.

UF learned it's lessons 30+ years ago and has never looked back on how things will be done at Florida's flagship university. The same can't be said of several other SEC schools...

 

[LizardGrad89]

Thought you said White was a cheater. So which is It?

Dear Lord, we now have GwinnettDawg of all people defending us. OHSfan may be the biggest douche in history.

 

[CountyGator2]

Like they were willing to hire Chip Kelly in football

About 10 or 15 media organizations released their top 25 basketball rankings for next year

Sports Illustrated was the only one with Florida ranked in the top 25

SB Nation did a top 35 rankings for next year and Florida still didn't make their rankings

Mike White's firing can't be far away

We will as soon as auburn wins a natty in hoops...

 

[LizardGrad89]

Like they were willing to hire Chip Kelly in football

About 10 or 15 media organizations released their top 25 basketball rankings for next year

Sports Illustrated was the only one with Florida ranked in the top 25

SB Nation did a top 35 rankings for next year and Florida still didn't make their rankings

Mike White's firing can't be far away

I've never seen anyone make more about a coaching candidate. It's beyond ridiculous.
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Auburn: Bruce Pearl, you cheated while with your last team. Are you going to cheat any more?

Bruce Pearl: Nope.

Auburn: Do you want the job?

Bruce Pearl: Yep.

Auburn: You're hired.

Later...

Auburn: Hey Bruce, you had an Auburn assistant taken out in handcuffs for cheating. Will you assist in the investigation?

Bruce Pearl: Nope.

Auburn: Ok, that's cool. Good luck in the tourney!

Meanwhile, at Florida...

Florida: Chip, we have an opening for a football coach. Any interest?

Chip Kelly: Nope.

Florida: Ok bye.
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Seriously, how big a dumbass do you have to be to equate these two situations?

 

[CountyGator2]

Looks like Pearl will need to step up his shady tactics to get auburn over the hump.

 

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

I've never seen anyone make more about a coaching candidate. It's beyond ridiculous.
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Auburn: Bruce Pearl, you cheated while with your last team. Are you going to cheat any more?

Bruce Pearl: Nope.

Auburn: Do you want the job?

Bruce Pearl: Yep.

Auburn: You're hired.

Later...

Auburn: Hey Bruce, you had an Auburn assistant taken out in handcuffs for cheating. Will you assist in the investigation?

Bruce Pearl: Nope.

Auburn: Ok, that's cool. Good luck in the tourney!

Meanwhile, at Florida...

Florida: Chip, we have an opening for a football coach. Any interest?

Chip Kelly: Nope.

Florida: Ok bye.
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Seriously, how big a dumbass do you have to be to equate these two situations?

I think it's hilarious that the only two programs in the SEC that would hire Pearl are Cheatersee and aubarn.

And neither hired him cause he could coach, both hired him cause he could cheat.

 

[ohsfan28]

Florida: hey Chip Kelly, we have a Job opening. Are you interested?

Chip Kelly: I know California is a bastion of homeless drug addicts that shit in the streets and UCLA hasn't accomplished anything during my lifetime, but I would still rather have their job

Me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Dannygator1989]

Is anyone surprised that the first person to bite at all, let alone so whole heartedly, at this obvious bait thread, was insta?



Homoerotic poetry will follow, because someone is highly predictable.

 

[GwinnettDawg]

Dear Lord, we now have GwinnettDawg of all people defending us. OHSfan may be the biggest douche in history.

I feel dirty and confused

 

[TennesseeGator]

I feel dirty and confused

We actually perfer you over this dude. He woke up with some agenda towards UF basketball.

 

[GwinnettDawg]

We actually perfer you over this dude. He woke up with some agenda towards UF basketball.

He hates everything that isn’t allbarn. And some things that are, like their other fans,

 

[GatorGray]

We actually perfer you over this dude. He woke up with some agenda towards UF basketball.

He is obviously VERY insecure. Auburn just had their most success EVER in the tourney. Instead of rejoicing in that, he instead runs over here (and other boards) to pound his chest and try to put others down. Sad, humorous and predictable all rolled into one.

 

[IrishPokerDog]

Dude is one missed Prozac shipment from a farm animal massacre

 

[SwampMaster]

Dude is one missed Prozac shipment from a farm animal massacre

Also known as domestic violence in Alabama.

 

[LizardGrad89]

Also known as domestic violence in Alabama.

He'd be a modern day Lizzie Borden, just with a smaller penis.