Seriously, these idiots obviously believe that since they are UF everything will magically be ok.
Admin: Oh, Muschamp didn’t work out?
Let’s hire someone who has an offensive background. Yeah, Muschamp being defensive minded was the problem. That will solve everything.
Enter McElwain
Fans: Ummm….you guys sure about this? The dude takes 2 minutes to answer 1 question, and all his answers revolve around some weird metaphorical dog. I am decently sure this dude is high right now.
Admin: Well Muschamp was mean to the players and we wanted to give them a coach who is nice to them.
2 years pass
Fans: This guy sucks at recruiting and the only reason he is winning a decent amount of games is because this the weakest the East division has been in 30 years. We are getting slaughtered by legit football teams. Can we get a new coach?
Admin: You guys need to be patient and give this man enough time to build his program. Shame on you fans for not giving this man a legit chance to prove himself. This is after all America the land of the free and home of the brave.
Death threat gate occurs
Admin: We are firing McElwain
Fans: I thought we were gonna give him more time?
Admin: He had ample time and did not prove himself. Plus lying under any circumstance is not befitting of the Gator standard.
Fans: So…the fact you could get rid of him without have to pay his buyout due to Deathgate had nothing to do with it?
Admin: Cough…cough…Money was not a factor we just wanted to do the right thing by the players and you fans.
Fans: Can the next coach like actually try? Also the strength and conditioning program is a joke can we do something about that? Lastly, this new guy should probably have some decent facilities to work with?
Admin: Do you guys want me to saw off my left foot as well you greedy bastards? Cough….cough…I mean yeah we will get the right coach in place don’t you worry.
Enter Dan Mullen
Fans: Yeah, he is a known commodity for QB development and having a good strength and conditioning program, but when he was OC here it was known he struggled as a recruiter. McElwain, recruited like crap we don’t have the talent to compete with Alabama.
Admin: This coach is the GOAT at development and he will turn these 3 stars into 4 stars and the 4 stars into 5 stars just you watch.
Fans: Fine we will give him a shot, and the new facilities should help him out recruiting wise. When are they gonna be up and running?
Admin: 4 years
Fans: WTF?
Admin: Good things take time. The baseball team deserves a new stadium first, and permits take time guys.
Fans: The baseball team brings in no money. Football brings in truckloads. We need to prioritize them.
Admin: We got to be fair to all the teams. This is a well rounded University.
Fans: Sigh….
4 years later
Fans: Alright Mullen is losing to every power 5 team not named Vandy. Can we get a new coach?
Admin: Woooo…calm down guys…we have been to 3 straight new year 6 bowl games why the hostility over just 1 bad season?
Fans: Because the players are regressing, we are losing to teams with inferior talent, and he can’t recruit to save his life, and things are just gonna get worse. There is literally no benefit to keeping him around.
Admin: Guys we have to give him a shot at recruiting with the new facilities. It is only fair.
Fans: We told you idiots that taking 4 years to put up new facilities was ridiculously slow and stupid in the first place. Now CDM is getting destroyed on a daily basis on both national and social media. You could give him the best facilities in the country and he still wouldn’t be able to land a top 5 class.
Plus we wouldn’t have gone to the last 2 new year 6 bowel games if it wasn’t for Kyle Trask who CDM didn’t recruit and didn’t want to start in the first place.
NOW GET US A REAL DAMN COACH ALREADY!
Admin: Sigh…We Will think about it.
It is time for heads to role in the administration office!!!
Admin: Oh, Muschamp didn’t work out?
Let’s hire someone who has an offensive background. Yeah, Muschamp being defensive minded was the problem. That will solve everything.
Enter McElwain
Fans: Ummm….you guys sure about this? The dude takes 2 minutes to answer 1 question, and all his answers revolve around some weird metaphorical dog. I am decently sure this dude is high right now.
Admin: Well Muschamp was mean to the players and we wanted to give them a coach who is nice to them.
2 years pass
Fans: This guy sucks at recruiting and the only reason he is winning a decent amount of games is because this the weakest the East division has been in 30 years. We are getting slaughtered by legit football teams. Can we get a new coach?
Admin: You guys need to be patient and give this man enough time to build his program. Shame on you fans for not giving this man a legit chance to prove himself. This is after all America the land of the free and home of the brave.
Death threat gate occurs
Admin: We are firing McElwain
Fans: I thought we were gonna give him more time?
Admin: He had ample time and did not prove himself. Plus lying under any circumstance is not befitting of the Gator standard.
Fans: So…the fact you could get rid of him without have to pay his buyout due to Deathgate had nothing to do with it?
Admin: Cough…cough…Money was not a factor we just wanted to do the right thing by the players and you fans.
Fans: Can the next coach like actually try? Also the strength and conditioning program is a joke can we do something about that? Lastly, this new guy should probably have some decent facilities to work with?
Admin: Do you guys want me to saw off my left foot as well you greedy bastards? Cough….cough…I mean yeah we will get the right coach in place don’t you worry.
Enter Dan Mullen
Fans: Yeah, he is a known commodity for QB development and having a good strength and conditioning program, but when he was OC here it was known he struggled as a recruiter. McElwain, recruited like crap we don’t have the talent to compete with Alabama.
Admin: This coach is the GOAT at development and he will turn these 3 stars into 4 stars and the 4 stars into 5 stars just you watch.
Fans: Fine we will give him a shot, and the new facilities should help him out recruiting wise. When are they gonna be up and running?
Admin: 4 years
Fans: WTF?
Admin: Good things take time. The baseball team deserves a new stadium first, and permits take time guys.
Fans: The baseball team brings in no money. Football brings in truckloads. We need to prioritize them.
Admin: We got to be fair to all the teams. This is a well rounded University.
Fans: Sigh….
4 years later
Fans: Alright Mullen is losing to every power 5 team not named Vandy. Can we get a new coach?
Admin: Woooo…calm down guys…we have been to 3 straight new year 6 bowl games why the hostility over just 1 bad season?
Fans: Because the players are regressing, we are losing to teams with inferior talent, and he can’t recruit to save his life, and things are just gonna get worse. There is literally no benefit to keeping him around.
Admin: Guys we have to give him a shot at recruiting with the new facilities. It is only fair.
Fans: We told you idiots that taking 4 years to put up new facilities was ridiculously slow and stupid in the first place. Now CDM is getting destroyed on a daily basis on both national and social media. You could give him the best facilities in the country and he still wouldn’t be able to land a top 5 class.
Plus we wouldn’t have gone to the last 2 new year 6 bowel games if it wasn’t for Kyle Trask who CDM didn’t recruit and didn’t want to start in the first place.
NOW GET US A REAL DAMN COACH ALREADY!
Admin: Sigh…We Will think about it.
It is time for heads to role in the administration office!!!
