This is great.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/5/11/8586037/hatin-ass-spurrier
Per the terms of the EDSBS Charity Drive, we are obligated to present Alternate Universe Hatin' Ass Spurrier, a Michigan partisan who hates on the non-Wolverine Big Ten and beyond. Money may not buy happiness, Michigan fans, but it can sure as hell buy hate.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/5/11/8586037/hatin-ass-spurrier