Happy Halloween
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That’s a minute of my life I’ll never get back.
They said on the radio this morning that SOS Bliken's kid was dressed as Zelensky.
Sad. Notice the kids were taking 1 candy, maybe coming back in for a second , but it was the "parents/adults" who were grabbing handfuls and handfuls until the bucket was empty.
White House Accidentally Hands Out Plastic Baggies Of Cocaine To Trick-Or-Treaters
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Parents are encouraged to check their child's Halloween candy haul every year to keep an eye out for razor blades and granola bars, but they didn't have to worry about the treats they'd get from the White House — until now. According to sources, the President and First Lady...
babylonbee.com
Secret Service Mistakenly Spends Four Hours Protecting Halloween Butler Decoration
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an embarrassing gaffe, several members of the United States Secret Service spent over four hours protecting what turned out to just be a Halloween butler decoration in the entryway of the White House.
babylonbee.com
Portland Neighborhood Terrified By Residents Dressed Up As Normal Middle-Class Family
PORTLAND — Unhinged terror has cast its evil shadow upon the quaint northern Portland neighborhood of Portsmouth in response to reports that several locals dressed up as a stable, happy, middle-class family.
babylonbee.com
Neighbors Nervously Ask Hillary Clinton If She's Gonna Take Those Dead Body Decorations Down Now That Halloween Is Over
CHAPPAQUA, NY — On Wednesday, a group of concerned neighbors nervously approached the old Clinton house and asked if there were any plans to put "all the dead bodies away."
babylonbee.com
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