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Goodbye Eskimo Pie

kjfreeze

Gator Great
Jan 17, 2005
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Breaking news: The makers of Smartees, the little round candies in a roll, have announced that due to pressure from groups like Antifa, the DNC, and Joe Biden's campaign, they will cease production.
They, along with several other groups claim to have been emotionally damaged.

No word yet whether or not the candies will be reissued under the name Dummies.
 
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